I Cream on Genie

MOVIE TYPE: All Sex

92 Mins.

Colossal Entertainment
www.ColossalEnt.com

DIRECTOR: Dan Silver

THEMES: Genies

CONDOMS: None

2005

10/04

STARS: Brittney Skye, Shy Love, Jayna Oso, Lauren Phoenix, Missy Monroe, Katie Morgan, Sammie Rhodes

REVIEW-

As old TV shows go, I Dream of Genie was pretty high on the stroke scale. We have a hot woman in sexy clothes who was able to grant any wish her master wanted. Throw in a generous amount of “yes master’s and you have the makings of plenty of hot masturbation fantasies. For the porn version we have some very simple elements at work. A college professor who happens to collect artifacts invites a number of his students over for an experiment. One by one they grab the bottle and are treated to scantily clad genies who are ready to work out thousands of years of sexual frustration immediately. It’s a simple set up and with a great cast, it should work really well.

Brittney & Sascha

Brit comes out of the bottle with love on her mind. When the lucky guy actually has the balls to ask for three wishes, she silences him with a passionate kiss. She spreads her legs and lets him continue kissing her between her parted thighs. Brit is very sexed up and can’t keep her fingers off of her pussy as she sucks his cock. They rush through the oral sex a bit and that’s a shame. Not that I mind watching this pretty genie ride in cowgirl. She shows her ass off really nicely as they slap their bodies together. This whole scene feels a bit rushed, but every angle looks good. Brittney has great legs, a hot ass and fantastic tits. I love the standing doggy because it shots off so much of her body. They roll into mish for some hard strokes before he throws a big load all over her tummy. As soon as he busts that nut, she is gone.

Shy Love & Dale Dabone

Dale is skeptical, but when Shy appears ready to grant his wish, he perks right up. Those long legs are up in the air and he has a great time playing with her hot pussy. Shy is quite happy with his work and climbs right up onto his lap. He splits her cheeks for some great looking anal cowgirl. There are some minor lighting issues (Hot spots mostly) as he rolls her over and bounds that tight ring. If Dale wished for a fantastic anal romp, then he gets exactly what he wants. Shy does a magnificent job in RCA, bucking her hips and really putting on quite a good show. It will be tough to for any of the other genie’s to match her anal intensity and her facial finish cements things pretty well.

Sammie Rhodes & Jayna Oso

When one genie isn’t enough, the next guy gets to take on two at once. Jayna and Sammie are quite energetic and fill the air with sweet dirty talk. There is some very hot standing doggy, but it feels like we got to this point a little too quickly this time around. Sammie gets on top and starts squat fucking with long strokes. Not to be outdone Jayna shows off her petite body in RC. The girls work quickly and end up sharing a decent load. There are great flashes of heat here, but overall if feels rushed.

Katie Morgan & Missy Monroe and Franco Del Toro

The next rub of the bottle produces a couple of hot blonde genies. Katie and Missy do a little kissing before getting down to share a nice hard cock. For those of you wondering who this guy who looks like Voodoo is, it’s his brother. They look quite a bit alike. Personally I could use a bit more double oral action. Katie and Missy are great with their mouths and plenty eager to feel dick in other orifices as well. They take turns in cowgirl, showing off hot asses and making me wish I could rub a bottle and get Katie to ride up and down on my rocket. She looks so fucking good in this scene that I can barely stand it. It would probably be hard to choose which girl to fuck first, but somehow the guy manages to spend a good amount of time in both pussies. Both hot genies give it their all and we are treated to one of Katie’s most energetic scenes. Missy manages to show off her fine body as well. In the end he shoots a massive load all over Katie’s body. I think you could add up the other nuts in this movie and still not have as much as this cat is spewing.

Lauren Phoenix & Kurt Lockwood

We repeat that same basic set up with Kurt Lockwood and Lauren Phoenix. For some fucking reason he starts grabbing her head and giving her instructions. Dude come on. She can deep throat your cock without you having to ram it towards the back of her throat and no matter you try, there isn’t enough meat there to make her gag. I really hate to see a potentially hot scene ruined, but Lauren’s phony gagging and Kurt’s fake ‘intensity’ are really the first major blemish on this movie. He spits, he growls, he grabs her throat and all of that still doesn’t add up to genuine sexual energy. Someone seriously needs to send a memo to the MHWB (Moderately Hung White Boy) troop and let them know that they really aren’t bringing anything good to the table here. There are a bunch of them right now and they all try the same shit. Do yourself a favor, skip this scene. Especially skip it if you like Lauren because even with some great RCA action, this is a let down. If you stick around for the doggy, you can’t help but wonder what Kurt is looking at. He’s got Lauren from behind, is grabbing her hair (natch) and is staring off into the distance. Is he looking for direction? Is he staring into a mirror? That’s possible, but to be fair he could be looking at her reflection and not his own, right? This is probably sounding like a bag on Kurt review, but it’s not. I just can’t help but wonder why he (and the other MHWB troop) all do the same moves and why no one has said “knock it off or you’re being demoted to mope squad status.” It’s stuff like that make this the weakest scene of the bunch even with Lauren’s great ass, hot anal and nice facial.

Even though that last scene really brought me down, the overall movie is pretty good. Each scene is exactly the same as the last so if you’re not interested in hot chicks wearing genie costumes, then you might not want to bother. I kind of like the clothes and love the cast so it works for me. Could there be more? Sure there could, but how deep do we need to get with a genie fantasy anyway? These genies are more interested in getting their own rocks off than serving new masters, but that’s OK. Brit and Katie would be my picks as the hottest wish granters in this good looking bunch. Both blondes are pure fantasy girls who fuck, suck and provide enough eye candy for nearly anyone. Shy Love provides a really hot anal scene. She’s a very good performer, but this scene really lets her shine. Missy adds a whole lot of heat to her three-way with Katie. Damn that would be one hell of a wish. If that isn’t enough for you, check out Sammie and Jayna doubling up on a dick. Even Lauren manages to give us some good footage through the haze of misguided crap. I would rather just watch Lauren and Kurt fuck without all that stuff. That’s just me of course so maybe you will appreciate the head grabbing, spitting and other stuff a tad more. Sorry though, that stuff just doesn’t show on my radar even if I had three hundred wishes.