Desperately Horny Housewives

MOVIE TYPE:

85 Mins

Visage Films

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2006

2/05

STARS: Katie Morgan, Lauren Phoenix, Chasey Lain, Brittney Skye, Nikki Hunter, Trina Michaels, Randy Spears, Eric Masterson, John West, Mike Horner & Cash Markman.

REVIEW-

I think this is the tenth movie I’ve reviewed in the last year that is a take off on Desperate Housewives. Everyone seems to love the idea of a bunch of horny married chicks out there fucking and sucking. Maybe that is an indication that people like a little bit of fantasy along with their stroke material. We certainly have plenty of chicks being fucked on couches. Maybe watching a woman who might be sneaking around on her husband is just a little bit hotter. Then again they could just be trying to cash in on a popular TV title. In this version, we have some very hot looking housewives to choose from. Choose is a good word because there is an on screen button that allows us to skip right past the dialog to the action. (Or you can just watch the story free version of the movie.)

Nikki Hunter & Randy Spears

Nikki is a former housewife from the neighborhood who serves are our narrator. She also stars in the first scene with Spears. Like Nikki, Randy is married, though not to her. They hook up for a frantic afternoon fuck that starts out with Nikki doing her dying goose imitation as she takes his dick in her mouth. I’m not a big fan anyway, but this stuff just kind of seals the deal. Randy certainly enjoys fucking her in doggy, but I honestly don’t get it. I just don’t see what the big deal is. They get caught by Randy’s wife, played by Mike Horner with his usual flare.

Katie Morgan & John West

Across the street, a much hotter wife, Katie Morgan, brings her pool boy in so that he can rub lotion on her hard to reach places. He must not be a very bright guy because he confuses her tits with a hard to reach spot. Buddy, those things are right there where we all can see them. He spends a lot of time licking her pretty pussy and is rewarded with some great looking head. No fake gagging BS getting in the way here. Katie is easy on the eyes and ears as she devours his hard pole. There is a great mix of eye contact shots and longer angles that show off her hot body. Her pussy is all juiced up and ready for a good pounding. They rush through a few hot positions including doggy. He spins her around just in time to leave his load all over her chest.

Trina Michaels & Randy Spears

Apparently Randy hasn’t learned his lesson. Now he’s banging another friend’s wife. Trina resists for about two seconds before opening her legs for him. With her legs up behind her ears, she makes it very easy for him to get his tongue into her sweet inner folds. When she starts sucking she makes those annoying throat noises that turn a fairly hot scene into something boring and stupid. It gets much better when she starts fucking. Trina has a really nice body and Randy gives it to her hard. Though the blowjob slowed things down, Trina picks things up nicely with some very hot anal action. She really knows how to turn the heat up and wears a big load on her pretty face to close things well.

Lauren Phoenix & Eric Masterson

Since everyone in town is banging, these two have to get in on the action. Deep throat darling Lauren makes very short work of Eric’s modest member. She has it covered in spit in no time at all and quickly mounts him. Lauren is one of those women who just never turns in a bad performance. She looks great on top of his cock and manages to show off her great ass as they move into other positions. Eric rolls her over and slams into her as hard as he can. She eats his load easily and sends him on his way.

Chasey Lain & Brittany Skye

Poor Randy is laid up and to tease him, Chasey and Britt get together for some veggie fun. (See, not every woman on this street sucks dick all day.) I’m not a big fan of girl on girl scenes, but I will watch Brittany do anything. Chasey has always been one of the best looking women in the business and she certainly goes after her friend’s pussy like she’s into it. She slides a vibrator into Brit’s pussy and works it around like she’s done this a few times in her off hours. When they switch places, we get to see all of Chasey’s hot parts close up. This is a very hot piece of girl on girl eye candy.

I suppose there is a cute story here, though they seem to try to shove a whole lot into a very short time. It’s a strong movie sexually though so that is a huge plus. I almost think that the story might have worked better as part of a short series of movies, but that’s probably getting way too picky. What we have a series of scenes with wives fucking men who aren’t their husbands. Sometimes they fuck women as well, but I don’t think their hubbies would mind that at all. I didn’t care much for the opening scene, but that’s a personal taste issue. Your results may vary. I was a lot more interested in the rest of the cast. Watching Chasey after all this time was kind of fun. She and Brit are very hot together, but her dialog was nothing short of hilarious. (Not intentionally so.) I love Katie and Lauren to death so any neighborhood that features these two hotties is bound to be fun to live in. They play their roles well and fuck like seasoned vets who know how to work their bodies for the camera. I think there is probably enough of a story to make this fun, though there is no time for character development. If you’re looking for that you might be disappointed. If you’re looking for a nice collection of women in pretty good sex scenes, then move right into the neighborhood and make yourself at home.