Daddy’s Home
MOVIE TYPE: All Sex
124 Mins.
Smash Pictures
www.SmashXXX.com
DIRECTOR: Martin Del Toro
THEMES: Gagging, Choking, Spitting
CONDOMS: None
2005
9/05
STARS: Tiffany Taylor, Hilary Scott, Tiffany Rayne, Delilah Strong, Courtney Cummz, Justin Magnum, Tony Tedeschi, Alex Sanders, Bret Rockman.
Daddy’s Home
REVIEW-
There aren’t a lot of “daddy” lines in porn these days. The last one I can remember was one from Zero Tolerance. It was a pretty decent little flick that featured hot porn chicks calling their male co-stars “daddy.” Like that line, this one starts out with a little disclaimer that no one is actually related. Hey, it’s all role play fun between consenting adults right? You can watch this movie with or without the “story” so if you are worried that the daddy play might be too much, you can just move right on past it. The girls in the cast are certainly cute as can be. I can’t think of a better cast of women in one movie recently. Courtney Cummz, Tiffany Taylor, Hilary Scott and Tiffany Rayne are all top contenders for rookie of the year in 2005. That’s just about the closest thing we can get to a guaranteed stroke-fest.
Tiffany Taylor and Justin start things out. He catches her smoking and has some stern words for his naughty girl. They have a hard time getting through the dialog without laughing. That kind of adds a bit of charm to the set up. In no time at all she stops talking and starts sucking his dick. After about a minute of really good cock sucking, she turns it over to him and the action turns from hot to lame in no time at all. When she works up enough drool, she spits on the camera. If only she could have shorted out the microphone. Then we wouldn’t have to listen to the gag and choke fest that follows. When they finish with that mess, she mounts his cock for some very nice looking reverse cowgirl. This time the spitting on the camera actually fucks things up a bit. They take a break, but instead of just doing some sucking, Tiffany holds her mouth open in a way that can only be described as highly unattractive. He goes back in and fucks her pussy until it’s time to shoot all over the panties she now has over her head. When they are fucking this is great action, but the in between stuff is just dreary.
Courtney Cummz comes home late and her “daddy” is plenty angry with her. He orders her to her knees where she looks cute, but engages in one of the least erotic blowjobs I have ever seen. She gags herself, spits all over the place and looks like he’s jabbing the back of her throat with a steak knife. Pretty Courtney fishhooks herself and reminds us that there are still some people out there who think that freak show acts can replace sexual heat. She spits on the lens, maybe to help cover up the fact that she’s doing such a bad scene. There is plenty of gagging to keep the freakshow audience pumping their fists in their laps. As soon as he rolls her over, his cock finds a home in her tight ass. We get some really good aggressive anal action that doesn’t have to rely on any anti-erotic side show acts. She spits on the camera again, ruining the good stuff for a while. They do clean it off in time to see some really hot piledriver. Courtney takes it deep in her ass and keeps her pretty legs spread in an upside-down splits. She takes his load in her mouth, but then spits it back at the camera to fuck up the finish.
Tony Tedeschi is actually old enough to be Delilah Strong’s father so they fit in nicely with the theme of the movie. He comes home and is certain that his little girl has been up to something. Rather than finding out, he just stuffs his cock into her mouth. Like the other blowjobs in this movie, Delilah’s is literally ruined by gagging, drool, fish hooking and more spit on the camera. I’m not sure how to describe this other than disappointing and without sexual heat. Even when he starts fucking her from behind Delilah looks back and fish hooks herself. Between this shit and the choking she takes, this is just a weak, scene that ends with a piledriver pop on her pussy.
Hilary Scott is a very cute girl who gets to work with Bret Rockman. There is really no lead in here other than Hilary playing with a butt plug. Bret shows up and sticks his cock in her mouth. She does a really good blowjob, but of course spits all over the lens so we lose some of the action. As soon as the camera is clean Hilary goes into her quacking act. I really like this girl, but that stuff just has to go. It fits with the rest of the action though and has me tuning out until she’s on top for some RCA. I actually really like the anal here. Hilary has a great body, takes that big cock really deep and gives us the best action so far. The great anal leads us to a shot in her ass, but sticking with the theme, she spits it all over the camera at the end. For fuck’s sake, are we done yet?
I think that Tiffany Rayne is about the same age as those pants Alex Sanders has been wearing in scenes his whole career. Cute little Tiffany decides that she is big enough to hang out in daddy’s room, drink some beer and play with sex toys. (Hopefully they belong to mommy and not Alex.) Right in the middle of some great anal toy play Alex shows up and gives her an earful. After about thirty seconds of dialog, he whips out his readi-wood and she puts it in her mouth. Though she can take it to the root without even trying, Tiffany gives us an annoying loud blowjob. I am amazed at how quickly stuff like this can make something go totally cold. This is becoming a broken record, but the action gets better when the fucking starts. She breaks it up with more gagging that just reminds us all what a piece of crap we’re watching. Tiffany is really hot and looks great with a cock in her ass, but there isn’t enough here to save the movie. As always the action ends with a shot in the mouth and some spitting to finally put this turd to bed.
I haven’t been so glad to be finished with a movie in a long time. It was a truly uninspired effort and a complete waste of two hours. I won’t say that this is the worst movie of the year. That would be over-stating things a bit. It is however the single biggest waste of talent I have seen this year. It’s one thing to make a crappy movie with a bunch of C girls, but this cast is fucking fantastic. They are all good looking, young, fresh and full of energy. So why on earth did the director choose to go side-show on us? You go down the gag/quack/spit/choke road when you have crappy talent and can’t get anything good from a cast. When you have girls like this you shouldn’t need to turn to side show bullshit. Every scene has blowjob footage that is ruined by unrealistic gagging, unnecessary duck impersonations and spitting on the camera that makes a good portion of the action impossible to see. Who thinks that this is a good idea? Some of the fucking is good, but mostly because the girls are just so damn hot. That footage is broken up by more stupid spitting and even the facial finishes are ruined by this choice. As for the daddy play, it’s pretty much non-existent. That’s not anything that I particularly like, but if you’re going to make such a big deal with the disclaimers, then you should at least come up with something that appeals to your audience. The real audience for this movie is the anti-woman, anti-sex freak show crowd. If that’s your thing then please flip this grade and consider it a must-see. Otherwise do yourself a favor and rent any other movie starring any of the women in the cast. I promise you that it will be better than this huge waste of time and talent.
