MILF Cruiser 3
MOVIE TYPE: Vignette
130 Mins.
Cinema Play
www.adult.com
DIRECTOR: Blaine & Antonio Rey
THEMES: Reality Porn, Older Women
CONDOMS: None Noted
2005
1/05
STARS: Penny Porshe, Dino Bravo, TJ Cox, Kayla Cam, Sasha, Jim Beem, Mia, Jeromy, Matt Bixel, Alicia Bliss, James Deen & Payton Leigh
REVIEW-
This is another web site porn collection put on DVD. I am confident that most of you can tell what the theme of this disc is just from the title. This is a flick that features scenes where older women get picked up and fucked. These women aren’t the usual collection of porn babes, so that could give us something fresh. It could mean that they went out and found some much older women as well. If you’re a fan of this kind of action, the kind we usually see on web sites, then this is a chance to watch it on your TV instead of your computer screen.
I’m not sure about the ID’s on this disc. The first scene is labeled “Kelly” but there is no one by that named listed in the cast. Whoever she is, she’s a nice looking blonde with a British accent. The guys pull over and pick her up on the side of the road. They offer to take her to lunch and as soon as she tells them that she wants a sandwich, they realize that she is going to be a lot of fun. On the way home they chat her up and she tells them that she is in her forties. I highly doubt that, but OK. When they arrive at the house, the talk about her taking meat in the car so I guess we missed a little bit of the fun. They undress her half way with one of the guys working under skirt to get her pussy wet. As her clothes come off she does look a little bit older, still not exactly 40+. When she finally takes off the glasses and lets her hair down, they decide to introduce her to the second cock. The two young studs work her over from both ends for a while. As she rides in RC, she talks again about being over forty and eventually asks for them to fuck her in the ass. She drops down quickly, taking all of his cock in reverse cowgirl before turning around to show off her ass for the camera. It isn’t exactly a white-hot anal scene, but it gets her going enough to lean back and take the second dick back into her mouth. They both blast the blonde across the face, but never do fix her that sandwich.
The next girl is having car trouble. They offer to help and then offer a ride back to their place for a call. Once again the stuff in the car is cut short so that they can get her back at the apartment. This babe has some tiny tits and is a bit more hesitant than the first woman. Eventually she aggress to suck one cock, then a second and even a third. Her blowjob is pretty good and I like the eye contact. The energy level drops off then they start to fuck her. There is some action at times and that seems to warm her up a bit, but there is just no way this girl is going to light many fires with heat like this. It is an average fuck that does have a pretty sweet triple facial finale.
Kayla matches a girl in the cast list, so maybe this is Kayla Cam. She doesn’t seem thrilled about getting into a car with strange guys. Even though her daughter is having a music recital and she is late, Kayla isn’t cool with the video camera. It doesn’t take her long to warm to the guys though and Kayla has her tits out before you can even begin to wonder if she has forgotten all about her kid. She even gives a little head on the way home. (I’m sure there is more of this on the web site, but it’s cut short for our DVD.) Back at the apartment, Kayla has only one thing on her mind, hard cock. She is a soft in the middle girl, with big fake tits and a slightly hard look to her. Dropping to her knees she gives a fairly lackluster blowjob before bringing him between her legs for a hot fuck. The editing gets a little choppy here as we jump cut a couple of times. Kayla likes being on top and works her hips to stick that butt out for the camera. Reverse cowgirl is not very figure flattering for her, but she turns up the heat by saying to her new partner “fuck me like you hate me.” The talking adds a bit to the scene as she even makes reference to missing the recital. I imagine that is going to add a lot to the whole MILF fantasy for a lot of viewers. Kayla is a very nasty girl who fucks like she means it. She might not be the best looking girl in the movie, but you have to love the way she licks his cum off of her tits after a very athletic fuck.
Penny is an older blonde with huge tits. She has lost her license and has to take the bus to work. The guys tool on up and offer her a ride. Since it’s a very hot day she gets into the car with Dino. He starts asking her about her tits and she explains that they are real. Penny whips one of the out and lets him see just how real it is. Back that apartment Dino gets the full show. He sucks her nipples and Penny goes down on his cock. There isn’t anything special here other than a bit of nice tit fucking. She lies on her back and gives a pretty lifeless fuck that does manage to show off those huge utters pretty well. As Penny starts getting into the scene she shoves those big things into his face as she rides him. If you aren’t a MILF fan, then you better like watching big natural tits flop around if you’re going to check this scene out. Those things are really working during doggy, but Penny turns around to get his seed all over her face at the end of the action.
Finally we get to Mia, a much older woman with a thick accent who seems really lost. She has misplaced her car and seems a bit intoxicated during the interview in the car. At home they get right down to business, but things don’t really get any better. She seems a bit distracted and it’s as easy on the eyes as some of the other women. If she was confused in the car, Mia knows just what to do on her knees. Since this is a MILF movie I suppose some of you will enjoy watching the older woman fuck. She actually goes a little crazy for cock as the scene progresses and gives us one hell of a good show. The facial shot is pretty good and she has a big smile on her face as he unloads all over her.
If you like MILFs then you’re probably going to get more out of this than people who are looking for fresh young faces. There are some attractive women here to be sure. Payton Leigh brings her tiny tits into the guy’s place and is a pretty good fuck. None of the women really light things up though. The action is pretty good, but none of them really stand out. I don’t think it helps that the action has to be cut down. We lose most of the car stuff so it takes away some of the hunter aspects. The MILF role play also isn’t really strong so what we’re left with is a pedestrian porn flick with an average to below-average looking cast having average sex. There just isn’t enough here for me to recommend this one very highly.
