Mad Jack Beyond Thunderbone
OVERALL RATING: 7-
MOVIE TYPE: Feature
85 Mins.
Wet Video
DIRECTOR: Bruce Seven
THEMES: Future Sex
CONDOMS: None
1986
1/86
STARS: Candy Evans, Careena Collins, Krista Lane, Keli Richards, Bionca, Tom Byron, Steve Powers, Francois Papillion, Marc Wallice
REVIEW-
Time to take another journey back to the 80’s for some post-apocalyptic porn from my collection. The hair and clothes will seem a little silly now, but the women are fantastic and any time I get to watch Candy and Careena in a movie together I’m going to take it. This adventure is directed by Bruce Seven so you know that Bionca will be in there somewhere and that there will be some serious girl on girl action. Somehow I doubt that living through nuclear winter would be as much fun as the people in this flick have, but if you have to go through that, at least you can take Careena Collins, Keli Richards and Candy with you.
Peter North is the hero of our story and he just wants to get home from the war to his lovely babe, Candy Evans. At home Candy isn’t exactly waiting for him. She’s got muscular Frenchman Francois Papillion in her bed. He slowly takes her clothes off, showing off an awesome (still natural) body. Candy was one of my all time faves and one look at her is bound to make everyone fall in love. Her skin is fucking perfect and that body is amazing. Sadly we cut way from this action to Krista Lane playing with herself. Not that Krista is bad looking, but it would be nice to see a scene without jumping all over the place. Bionca is also in the mix, touching herself in front of a mirror and providing even more distraction from Candy’s heat. Bionca is able to transport right into Krista’s bed for a little veggie action. Back in the bedroom, Candy gives Francois a short blowjob in 69. She easily handles his little dick and then gets on her back to be fucked. With her legs up on his shoulder Candy looks amazing and is clearly a jerk off fantasy come to life.
They add a chance scene to the mix, watering down the sex even more. It sucks to go from Peter North running through the bushes to Krista and Bionca before we finally get back to Candy. She is getting pretty vocal at this point and still shows off those amazing legs in every position. The pretty babe jerks his load onto her stomach and then rubs it into her lovely skin. After this, who cares what the girls are doing? In case you do, they are working well with some toys. Bionca is being stuffed by a plastic dick that Krista seems to use well. Like the other scenes, this one is broken up by external shots. Tom Byron makes his way into the house and finds the girls right in the middle of some intense toy play. He offers his dick and they let him join. The two lusty brunettes share his dick and even to a bit of ass before we cut away again.
Not satisfied with her encounter, Candy is playing with her body in front of a mirror. Peter comes walking and she gives him a welcome home that he won’t soon forget. He pushes her onto the counter and gets a taste of her pretty pussy. (And it really is by the way.) Though neither of these women can hold a candle to Candy, they are giving us a pretty hot three way. Bionca is always nasty and Krista fits right in, pulling Tom’s cock out of her friend and spraying his seed all over her back.
Peter and Candy have moved into the bathtub where she has her beautiful lips working his big cock. I don’t know if too many women ever looked better during a blowjob than this perfect creature. Even if she isn’t an oral sex fiend, Candy gives hot looking head and I hate it every time the camera cuts to the people moving around outside. Once this group gets inside there is good action though. Careena Collins is a horny warrior who wants some of what Steve Powers has to offer. She has become a really high-energy fuck, but back then, Careena was a sweet faced little thing who almost seemed to cute for porn. (Like Candy.) She had more energy than Ms. Evans though and even back then gave fantastic head. We cut from Careena to Candy who is now bent over and really enjoying how deep Peter can go. He turns her around and lifts her up for some eye pleasing reverse cowgirl. The beautiful Candy manages a good dismount and strokes Peter’s famously copious load all over her perfect little titties.
Careena is more aggressive with her man, grinding her pussy in Steve’s face while she easily downs his dick. She must be really good because he can only fuck her for a few seconds before shooting his first load. Right back at it, Steve rolls her over and starts fucking just hard as he can in mish. Careena takes all he’s got and shows off a hot little body during some sideways cowgirl that is fucking hot. Steve’s second load hits her bush and she seems happy for a while.
In another room Keli Richards is working a metallic dildo into her hairy snatch, showing us all how much she loves the taste of her pussy by licking it clean. Powers and Wallice find her and do the only they can think of, they fuck her. (They are enemies in the war, but who cares?) This girl is a freaking cock beast and easily handles these guys with her mouth and pussy. Careena wanders in and sees the guys DP’ing Keli. That has her playing with her pussy again as she wishes her ass could take a big cock like Wallice has. (Back then she didn’t do anal, but we know now that Careena can handle a lot more than that.) Marc creams her ass and Keli works hard to get Steve off all over her face.
After a final confrontation with the bad guys, Peter and Candy get to fuck one more time. It’s a very short scene, but does give us another great look at her body. She doesn’t have a bad angle, but the spoon shots are about as hot looking as porn can be. Peter pulls out and shoots all over her ass this time.
This is a pretty nice piece of eye candy with some decent sexual energy. The story is so paper thin that it’s hardly worth noticing. It does have those annoyingly cross-cut sex scene that are so very 80’s. Any time you jump away from Candy Evans, it is going to be a bad thing so a whole movie of it makes me a little insane. Her scenes are great and she is as beautiful as ever. There just aren’t too many women who this perfect. When you add Careena Collins and Keli Richards into the mix you get a couple of smoking hot sex scenes to go along with Candy’s beauty, so if you get a chance to pick this flick up, you won’t be sorry.
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