If It Ain’t Black…Take It Back
If It Ain’t Black…Take It Back
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MOVIE TYPE: All Sex
107 Mins.
Fusxion
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DIRECTOR: Bridgette Kerkove
THEMES: Interracial Sex
CONDOMS: None
2004
5/04
STARS: Bridgette Kerkove, Ashley Long, Sophia, Venus, Crystal Ray, Sledge Hammer, Byron Long, Julian St. Jox, Monty, Boz & Darren James.
REVIEW-
For a few years, Bridgette Kerkove was the busiest little beaver in all of porn. Now she and hubby Skeeter seem to be the busiest directors in all the land. About to have another kid, Bridgette stocked up on scenes and has plenty in the can to keep her fans happy while she is off adding to the Kerkove clan. No matter who they direct for, the Kerkove’s movies all look pretty much the same. The focus on is hard-core anal action and this time around it’s all about the black dick. There are tons of IR lines out there, but I have to admit, the title on this one makes it worth a smile. The girls in this flick are an interesting mix of body types, but they all love black cock and believe that the bigger they are, the better they feel stuffed into one pink orifice or another.
Bridgette starts things off in black boots and a pink bikini with a cigarette in her mouth. She hakes her hips, teases and finally settles down on a couch. (I think this is the same couch where she got gang banged in Clusterfuck.) After introducing the scene, she brings in Byron Long and Sledge Hammer to work her over. Bridgette does a short blowjob on Byron before getting into position for some RCA with Sledge. Dude, that man has a seriously fat prick that stretches even the experienced sphincter of Ms. Kerkove. Byron drops the hammer on her and she loves it. It looks as if Bridgette has had some work done on her boobs, making them smaller. The guys double up on her and work both holes at once. Bridgette is setting the bar pretty high for the other girls who are going to have live up to a scene where the star takes two feet of hard black cock and swallows a couple of big loads of cream.
Ashley Long looks pretty good in her short boots and bare-bottomed black outfit. Bridgette tests her out and then turns her over to Julian St. Jox. (Is it me or does he just sort of fuck up the whole theme of big, black cocks?) Watching her suck his cock is almost boring because it just isn’t enough to even test her skills. Ashley gets on all fours and takes it between her cheeks, screaming out like she is being split in two. Call that good acting because she can barely bounce on his rod without it popping out. Julian does keep his cock hard and pushes it in and out of Ashley’s asshole at will. He shoots a load across her face and she shows us how much she likes it on her tongue.
Sophia is one of those chicks who has a pretty average face, but her body looks really good in a bikini. She puffs on a cancer-stick during her tease. That should score big with the smoking fans, but to me it gets in the way of a very good bikini bod. Bridgette yanks her around by her leash and turns her over to for some abuse. He stuffs her mouth and we get some pretty good eye contact as she does her best to take it all down her throat. He struggles a bit with wood, but manages to stuff it into her slit. When the anal starts the camera moves in on her crotch and that pussy looks like a wad of chewed bubble gum stuck between her legs. Her ass looks a whole lot tighter, but it can still handle a whole lot of black meat. Even with Bridgette around to suck his meat the dude can’t quite get all the way hard for her ass. It still gapes, but when he pulls all the way out he is jerking a mostly-soft noodle until it drips into her open mouth.
Bridgette does the smoking before the next scene. She and Venus pose together before the busty and big-assed brunette is sent to the wolves. The blowjob action starts off pretty hot, but before she can get them both hard, the action switches to some fucking. She swings her hips to shake her ass and that seems to be the signal that she needs to be banged from behind. At her other end Venus is busy sucking cock like her life depends on it. Venus is a very hot performer who pumps up and down in RCA stopping only to do A2M dismounts. This leaves her wide open for a quick DP, but the best footage comes in doggy with one big prick slamming her asshole. Ending the best scene so far with a nice facial we get to watch as Venus proves her love for black cock goes beyond just anal and right into cream-tasting.
Crystal Ray is the last girl in the movie and she is one hell of a hot lady. Joining Bridgette for a cigarette the lovely blonde shakes her ass and gets everyone ready to watch her get porked. The good news about her scene is that she gets to cocks to work with. The bad news is that one is Julian’s. He takes her mouth while Darren James buries his head between her cheeks. Crystal’s body looks great from any angle, so the reverse cowgirl is especially easy on the eyes. She pumps up and down on Julian while waiting for Darren’s sizable slab to really test her limits. After they DP her for a bit, Darren goes after the ass, tearing her up in spoon with those long legs waving about. Crystal is an absolute superstar who loves both holes crammed at once. Finishing the scene with the best facial of the flick, Crystal proves that her face is perfectly suited for creamy loads of hot ball batter.
All of the women in this flick live up to the title. They want their cocks black, they want them big and most of them get both. Crystal’s scene is the best and she looks fantastic. Bridgette starts the movie off with another strong three-way, leaving the middle of the movie in an occasional funk. Sophia’s bod looks good, but for some reason Byron really struggles with wood, slowing down what would have been a very hot ass-fuck. Ashley is saddled with Julian and in a movie with this kind of title, he just doesn’t cut it. I like the way Venus looks this time around and she can always suck like a champ. There are some good interracial fucks in this flick and with Jim Powers shooting; you know that the sexual action is all taken care of. I don’t know if I would put it at the top of list of great IR movies yet, but it wouldn’t shock me at all to see a “Send it Back” part two very soon.
