University of Eat A Dick
MOVIE TYPE: Oral Sex
120 Mins.
Lord Perious Productions
www.dongoo.com
DIRECTOR:
THEMES: Oral Sex
CONDOMS: None
2004
5/03
STARS: Felix Vicious, Pantera, Brittney, Cheri, Lara January, Malorca Malone, Mercedes, Elle, Lana Coxx, Nicolette, Grandma, Kylie,
University of Eat A Dick
REVIEW-
This one should be pretty simple. A dozen girls, some hard cock and wall to wall blowjobs, that’s all it takes. Simple or not, blowjob movies aren’t always as good as they should be. It should be easy to shoot and the success of the movie should rest firmly on the shoulders (or lips) of the women in the cast. I’m not sure though. This movie has University in the title, but some of the women seem to be closer to retirement status than to their co-ed days.
Pantera gets down in the sand for an outdoor blowjob. She has her top still on, but her bottoms are nowhere to be seen. Most of the scene is shot from the side and there is virtually zero eye contact. The facial isn’t bad, but this is really a waste of a very pretty girl.
Brittney Skye is always a good cock sucker, but again the scene is shot from an odd angle. By the time we actually see her face, the guy is jerking off onto it. There aren’t even good shots of Brit’s body. I hope that this is not a trend that we will see throughout the movie because a badly shot blowjob movie is just horrible.
The scene with Malroca Malone starts out with some under the ball footage. This is never a good angle and it should be outlawed. The camera moves up to the side, but her hair is blocking her hair. We get about a minute’s worth of footage with the hair out of the way before the pop.
Mercedes starts sucking in a dark room. That might be a problem if we actually had a chance to see her sucking. Since it is that same crappy angle, then there isn’t nearly as much to lose. The guy has trouble with wood and has to pump her pussy a few times to work up a pop shot.
Nicolette looks pretty cute from the side. It would be really nice to actually see her face as she devours the meat in front of her. There are brief glimpses of something good in this scene and some of the shots would be great support angles to a normal blowjob scene. The facial is really great and it would be a great ending to a good scene, if this were a good scene.
The next girl is actually called Grandma. She does look kind of old, though in this case the bad angles help her. They don’t help the guy stay hard though. He finally works out a load and fires it all over her face.
Cheri, Lara January, Elle, Lana Coxx, Kylie and Felix Vicious also add their mouths to this rather lame collection of blowjobs. I really like oral sex movies, but this one just falls flat in just about every way. If I have to pick something nice to say about it I would grab for some decent facials. The blowjobs are horribly shot in this flick. There aren’t too many angles to use during oral sex and whoever put this one together seemed to find only the worst of the worst. With some decent girls in the cast, this shouldn’t have been horrible, but it is. Don’t waste your time unless you’re trying to find out how not to shoot a blowjob movie.
