Legal Skin 13
OVERALL RATING: 7
FEATURE RATING: 2
SEX: 6+
86 Mins.
DIRECTOR: Jordan
Smash Pictures
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THEMES: Euro Babes
CONDOMS: None Noted
2004
11/03
STARS: Angel, Victoria Swinger, Andy Brown, Vanessa, Mary, Silvy, Liz,
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Legal Skin 13REVIEW-
Has it finally happened? Have the Jordan Brothers melded into one director? I’m kidding of course, but this one is credited to just Jordan, so that could mean a new director or it could mean that Dale and Cory have both been shooting pretty young Euro-sluts for this latest flick. Either way, we get a simple little movie with a bunch of pretty girls fucking and sucking for our viewing pleasure. That’s what porn is all about no matter who is behind the camera. This is actually a semi-feature, but the heavy accents and questionable sound quality make it tough to figure out exactly what is going on. I think we can piece it together though.
Andy Grown is a sharp-nosed brunette who is checking out some diamonds to buy for her “client.” The guy with the stones wants to seal the deal with some sex. He whips out his cock and she goes right down into his lap. She is a rather thin girl with a nice tongue who doesn’t stop sucking until the guy is throbbing and ready to take her. They get her out of her clothes, leaving just her boots on, and the guy slides his fingers into her hole. Her shaved pussy is nice and wet as he starts banging the hell out of her. Andy is very flat chested, but has a meaty little box that takes cock really well. She bends over with a pocket rocket on her clit as he slams her asshole. The sex is somewhat dispassionate, but there is a nice facial at the end and Andy licks his prick clean.
The guy is working for a very pretty brunette, Vanessa who gives him instructions and then gets friendly with her huge-hootered hairdresser Mary. They look really good together and have pretty pussies. Vanessa seems a bit distant, playing to the camera rather than really enjoying the blonde’s mouth on her twat. It is still a lot of fun to watch Mary go to work and then to see her bent over by Vanessa. They break out a few toys and we get to see the blonde with both of her holes penetrated by plastic. The scene finishes with Vanessa getting fucked hard by a toy, but she keeps looking away as if she is just posing. That’s kind of a turn off and it makes me wish Mary had been used in another scene.
Liz and Silvy are sitting around waiting for someone to get back. Apparently they are models and the guy at the desk decides that he can give them a try out. Both blondes are very easy on the eyes and eager to show him why they should be in front of the camera. They get off to a slow start with a rather low-energy double blowjob that is shot from an unflattering angle, but eventually things pick up. The girls climb up onto the couch and take turns letting him fuck their hot pussies. With two such pretty girls in one scene is it hard to go wrong, but their enthusiasm is only slightly better than what we say from Vanessa. There is some good anal spoon footage later in the scene and a really great load fired on both pretty faces.
The deal is almost done. Three guys show up looking for payment from Angel. She stalls them and has her maid, Victoria Swinger, take one of the guys into the garage. The hot blonde has him kissing her in seconds and way too busy to pay attention to what is going on in the house. Splitting the scenes is usually a good way to kill the heat, but with Angel looking as good as she does, I don’t mind it so much. I’m a little disappointed by how quickly we bounce between the scenes because these girls are both so damn hot. Victoria may be slightly prettier, but Angel has one of the best bodies I’ve seen in a long time. The two guys bang Angel from either end, making her big tits sway back and forth with each hard stroke. I love the action going on in the garage, but just about the time you start to dig it, we cut again. Both girls do anal with Victoria taking it slowly from behind as Angel bounces her ass up and down on a hard slab of meat. While the guys are busy fucking Angel in both holes, another girl sneaks in and steals the diamonds. Victoria takes a load on her gorgeous face while Angel lets the two guys empty their sacs onto her big tits to close the picture.
I really like the girls in this movie. They are great looking with amazing bodies and beautiful faces. Their sexual energy is a bit off and at times the scenes come out flat. If they could fuck as good as they look, then this would be a freaking ten plus. The story is pretty simple, though hard to follow because the sound during the dialog scenes are a little hallow. It doesn’t really matter anyway because the girls are so hot that any plot would just be getting in the way. As it is, there are fantastic looking girls including Victoria and Angel who have to share some screen time, but still shine.
