Manchurian Cuntidate
www.MiamisJuiciest.com
OVERALL RATING: 4
72 Mins.
Astral Ocean
DIRECTOR: None Credited
THEMES: Asian Women, Toys
2003
4/03
STARS: None Listed
REVIEW:
The last Astral Ocean movie I watched was a bit of a mess, so I’m checking out this one because it looks a lot better. AO’s Toshi Gold does some very strange stuff with his own movies, but he also brings in some of the best Asian smut on the planet. If this were a flick directed by Toshi, I might be inclined to think that could be in for some really odd-ball tale of mind control, paranoia and political propaganda. Instead I think it’s just a catchy title for a collection of random scenes starring Asian girls who don’t even have names. OK, they have names, but we don’t get to know what they are. Maybe it doesn’t matter, but it’s going to make it tough to find them again if we find one we like.
As soon as the credits are finished we go right into a rather grainy scene of a young Asian woman sticking a vibrator into her pussy. She finishes up quickly, wipes it off and puts back on her pajamas. From there we cut to a couple in bed with the guy taking off his girl’s clothes. As he kisses her ear, she almost seems to be moving away from him. She’s a cute girl who starts breathing really heavily when he teases her through her panties. After the really short opening scene, this one seems to go on forever, but it gives us plenty of time to check out her pretty little body as he fingers and licks her pussy. Eventually he moves into a 69 and she reluctantly takes his cock into her mouth. (On a disturbing side note: The sound of children playing in the background is evident throughout this scene.) This girl gives pretty low energy head, but gets his smallish dick hard nonetheless. He finally gets on top of her and starts fucking her hard. The footage is sometimes out of focus and she keeps her eyes closed throughout, but this girl is sexy enough to at least make it interesting. The guy uses a very thin toy on her ass while he fucks her in the pussy. She seems a lot more interested when he’s just fucking her, but the guy uses the toy for a long time, pumping it with long strokes up her tight little butt. When he finally stops and shoots his load, she turns away and takes it on her chest.
Another couple is in a cramped little room. The girl comes in wearing a towel, they exchange dialog and the guy leaves. She puts a coin in the TV and I guess we see what she is watching. On the set, a guy in a bald cap is wheel-barreling a girl into the room. It looks like he’s fucking her, but when she tires to suck his cock, it’s totally limp. It takes her a long time to get any life at all out of his small member, but the guy is busy with his fingers on her pussy. They 69 for a while, which isn’t great for us since the lighting is pretty poor. Eventually he gets her wet enough to slide his cock into her, but the camera angle is again pretty poor for this portion of the scene. The longer shots have better lighting and this girl is really cute so that’s a fine angle. They get into some cowgirl that’s OK, but by the time he bangs her from behind, the energy level is way up there.
The girl watching the scene is getting very into it as well, playing with her pussy and using a toy when her man comes back. She gets shy and runs out of the room, leaving him alone with the pay TV. He watches the next scene start. This time the girl has on some thigh-high black leather boots that look really hot. The guy spreads her pussy and gets a really close look at her pussy. He spends a long time with his finger up inside of her before breaking out a vibrating toy. Right in the middle of the action, the movie ends.
OK, there are some nice looking girls here and even some decent energy in some of the scene. I don’t know that there is much of a movie here, just some random scenes loosely thrown together. In fact, the parts that do seem to go together are cut in the middle. Do the couple in the hotel ever fuck? Dammit, I want to know. The video quality is pretty iffy, but if you look at it as more of an amateur tape then it’s not so bad. This one scores a little higher than it normally would because I really have a thing for cute Asian girls. It’s kind of a mess in places, but if you’re just looking for hot Asian porn, there is some good stuff here.
