Clusterfuck
MOVIE TYPE: Gangbang
110 Mins.
Mayhem
DIRECTOR: Skeeter Kerkove
THEMES: Gangbangs
CONDOMS: None Noted
2003
2/03
STARS: Bridgette Kerkove, Ashley Blue and a bunch of uncredited dicks-for-hire.
ClusterfuckREVIEW-
The gang bang genre seems to be growing in numbers every month. This is the latest entry into the GBG business. Skeeter Kerkove has chosen to launch his gang bang line with his wife, Bridgette as one of the two women to take on all that dick. The box declares this to be a “post-modern gang bang” and I don’t know exactly what we should think about that. In fact, I don’t know if there is much anyone can add to a gang bang movie that hasn’t already been perfected by Anabolic, but I’m sure that we’re in for plenty of anal, DP, double anal, ass-to-mouth and other outrageous behavior that Bridgette has used to build her reputation as one of the dirtiest girls in porn.
The movie opens with Bridgette in a tightly cut tease sequence. She strips out of the little outfit she starts in and jams four fingers into her twat. Skeeter comes out and lets us all know what we’re going to see. He turns it over to seven guys who are ready to open up all of her holes. Bridgette loses her top and starts sucking their cocks. She drools and takes two at once as the guys stuff her mouth. The semi-choking noises she makes keep coming as she rides one dick and keeps sucking the others. The guys double up inside of her pussy, making sure to rub their dicks together for a while. The boy on boy action continues in her asshole during a long double A. One of the guys leaves a load into her mouth, but that doesn’t set off a chain reaction quite yet. Those guys who aren’t looking to play with other dicks get a shot to fuck her ass solo. Bridgette bends over the side of the couch and gets fucked hard in the ass while Jay Ashley gets a little brutal with her mouth. The rest of the guys clear out while Jay sticks as many fingers as possible into her ass. For some reason, this leads into a long break for toy play. Skeeter steps in and starts inserting every toy in his toy box up Bridgette’s asshole. Throwing this stuff in the middle of the gang bang is really odd and take a huge bite out of the momentum built up during the good anal footage. You have to wonder what the fuck the guys are doing while this is going on. Are they sitting around in a circle, jerking off and singing “It’s Raining Men”? (Hey after all the dick rubbing, how knows?) They come back to shoot their loads into and onto her ass. She scoops it up with her fingers and feeds it to herself. Somehow, the long break for the toy play just totally ruined the rhythm of the scene and is probably going to leave most gang bang fans wondering what the fuck they were thinking.
Ashley Blue is a tight bodied little freak who is cute enough to make it fun when she acts like a total whore. The tease is really good, but instead of progressing right into the sex, we move instead to Skeeter chaining Ashley up. A little bit of bondage is interesting, but the editing on this is bad. We really shouldn’t hear the camera guy giving cues to Skeeter should we? Eight guys come in and unchain her so that the action can begin. Right off the bat, she starts shoving her hand into her mouth. The men surround her, drag her up onto her knees and start throat fucking her. She stands and bends over to let them line up for their shot at her pussy. With the guys fucking her as hard as they can, the little fuck bunny just moans and screams during some very hot footage. All that ends when the guys decide to double up inside of her pussy. She seems a bit uncomfortable with the activity, but the guys must really like it. The dick rubbing lasts for at least ten minutes before they decide to try out her ass. Just about the time I’m ready to praise the well shot action, we go gay again as a second guy joins his new best friend inside of her anus. I don’t know about you guys and I understand the side-show value of this, but I really don’t want to watch two guys rubbing their dicks together in a movie that is supposed to get me off. Things get interesting when they stretch her out over some barstools to give her a pussy and mouth merry-go-round action. This is the best footage of the movie and leads to the stream of popshots. They shoot onto her ass, which thankfully stays closed when she is done. Ashley spoon feeds the jizz from her butt to her mouth until she has a taste of all of the guys.
The bonus material gives us a couple of trailers, a nice little photo gallery and talent bios. There is also a behind the scenes reel that has some interesting interviews. I just have one question though. When Skeeter keeps talking about this as a “love story” does he mean all that double anal?
This is a gang bang for people who really like double anal, double vag and pops on/in assholes. The action is pretty well shot and both women take whatever the guys have to offer. I found the long gap in Bridgette’s bang to be very distracting and such practices should be dispensed with for the next Clusterfuck movie. Gang bangs aren’t easy to shoot so there is plenty of time for Skeeter to get better. I’m also not impressed by the amount of time spent on guy on guy action. If I wanted to watch this much dick rubbing, I’d rent movies in an entirely different section of the video store. There is a lot to like in this movie and a lot of room for improvement if Skeeter wants his gangbangs to be up there with the best on the market. For now, this movie is what it says it is, a cluster-fuck.
