TABLOID TRAMPS
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94 Mins.
Al Borda/Pleasure
DIRECTOR: Brian ‘Cheeks’ Williams
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2001
10/24
STARS: Aliyah Yi, Giana, Claudia Adkins, Meriesa, Sharon, Herschel Savage, Mr. Marcus, Mickey G, Rock
REVIEW:
Rather than talking about director Brian Williams or what we might expect from this movie, I’m going to take us on a little trip in the way back machine. Sometime in the late 1980’s, Western Visuals did a movie that starred all of the infamous newsmakers of the day. There was President Ronnie lusting after a sexy game show letter turner, a pair of over sexed televangelists trying to outdo one another and an army Colonel who was dipping his wick into his willing secretary. Times have changed and most of those people have faded from our memory, but porn’s willingness to exploit the every day horrors of American pop culture is still going strong. Our updated version has X Rated peeks into the lives of teenage hookers who boff hefty older men for money, crazy wives who turn their husbands into men hung like Ed Powers and even a little peek at the most famous Heisman Trophy winner-slash double murderer in the history of our nation.
First up is sexy little Amy (Claudia Adkins) who comes skipping into Joey’s garage. She looks spectacular in a short skirt and pigtails, but Joey wants her to shed her clothes as quickly as possible. He says he’s sick of his wife, but I think he just really likes the way Amy’s as looks in those little white panties. I love the way she stays in character as she sucks his cock, giggling and skillfully swallowing his stiff prick. I don’t think Joey’s wife has a chance with such a cute little cumslut after her man. After he puts his mouth all over he naughty parts, Joey lies flat on his back and lets Amy do her duty. She bounces so hard that his dick actually pops out at one point. Great reverse cowgirl here, but the best footage has Amy on her back with her knees pressed up against her chest. When Amy gets on her hands and knees to take it in the ass, you can see how Joey might be looking forward to many years of pumping his pretty little callgirl. After a great piledriver, he shoots a load all over her pretty face. Staying in character the whole time, Claudia shows that a little bit of role play can make a hot scene even hotter.
OJ (Mr. Marcus) comes home to his girl Sharon. He has a knife and blood all over his shoes. OK, so this is a sick little set up, but at least we get to see the post murder footage when he fucks Sharon and not him actually taking the heads off his ex wife and her pal. Sharon is a pretty average looking, thin blonde who can take most of Marcus right down her throat. The tall blonde is very hot for cock and lies flat to take it all. For a guy who just killed two people, OJ has a lot of effort, slam fucking her from behind. After shooting on her ass, he stands around just long enough for her to clean his cock before wrapping up the knife and taking off in his limo.
Meriesa is a very horny, pissed off wife named Lorena. She comes downstairs to find her worthless husband John (Mickey G) passed out with his dick in his hand. He’s happily into his porn, but this leggy brunette needs some attention. The way she gets down and sucks his cock makes me wonder why he didn’t just use her mouth while watching his smut. After all, that would leave one hand free for the beer and the other for the remote. Lorena puts her face to the floor and lets him use her soft ass as handles for some hard doggy strokes. John gives his wife a great poke before dropping his load on her face. Not satisfied with his seed, she takes his manhood as well and the rest is history.
Herschel is back, this time playing a talk show host married to a stuffy newswoman named Connie. (Aliyah Ye) She really wants to get nasty and he’s happy to reap the benefits. This naked newswoman needs some down and dirty attention and her pink pussy is the perfect place to start. Watching Connie suck dick, you know the real reason why she and her hubby haven’t had kids yet. He probably never gets his cock out of her pretty mouth. Aliyah is a very good little sucker, really focusing on his balls and keeping that cock hard and ready to ream her. They take a long time with the insertion, teasing it for a while before the dick finally slides all the way home. When they roll over and she mounts him, we get a nice shot of her full as and her gripping outer lips as she rolls her hips and bounces up and down on him. To really shed her good girl image, Connie takes cock right up her ass and screams her way to a very loud orgasm or four. With a solid assfuck already done, Connie takes a nice load on her pretty face.
Finally we get recently sprung Madame, Heidi (Giana), calling a few of her favorite customers. She calls up her best customer, Charlie and sets up an appointment for him. With business all done, she is ready to party with her boyfriend, Brian Williams. That simple set up leads us to the scene where Heidi proves that before you can be in charge of hookers, you have to be able to fuck like one. After Williams licks her, she sucks his cock and we basically get a very average hotel room fuck scene with a girl who isn’t bad to look at, but she just doesn’t play it up like the other girls do. There are some lighting and focus issues in this scene as well. In a movie that is mostly solid, this one stands out as being mediocre at best.
What I like best about this movie is the way it pokes fun at some of our favorite pseduo-celebs. I don’t know if a lot of guys fantasize about Lorena Bobbitt, but Amy Fisher and Heidi Fliess are jerk off girls to be sure. Claudia Adkins is so fucking hot in this movie, I am tempted to tell everyone to watch her even if you don’t want to see the rest of the movie. Aliyah adds a second totally strokeable scene that needs to be seen. I’m not sure if the OJ scene is funny or just a little too disturbing but the blonde chick who gets fucked is hot enough to make me forget it. Funny enough to be more than just a jerk off movie, this one makes it onto my ‘should see’ list.