78 Mins
Legend
DIRECTOR: David Christopher
THEMES: Oral Sex, Facials
CONDOMS: None
2001
9/99
STARS: Midori, Anastasia Blue, Bridgette Kerkove, Zarina and just about every guy working in porn today.
REVIEW:
David Christopher’s American Cocksucking Championship is the only all oral competition line on the market. There is no real method for scoring these blowjob bouts, but it’s a good excuse to get some hot porn chicks into a ring with a whole bunch of guys. Once they get started, it’s up to the young ladies to impress the audience by swallowing as much cock as they can. In the end, we get a couple of well soaked faces and a whole lot of satisfied dudes.
Backstage, Pussyman does his usual interviews, talking to the girls as they get ready. Bridgette Kerkove and Zarina are on the undercard and this is another lopsided pairing. Still natural, Bridgette shows a lot more backstage charm than Zarina and is a whole lot better looking to boot. I’m not sure if either one of these women can swallow cock with the sort of crazed energy that Anastasia Blue shows, but they are both more than ready to take on the guys as they enter the ring. As the guys come in, more of them gather in Bridgette’s corner, though Zarina does manage some nice deep throat action. Still, I can’t watch the Russian chick for very long without wanting to grab the remote and scan right past her. The guys make their way around to both mouths until it’s time to start spurting semen shakes on outstretched tongues and waiting faces. Give Bridgette the win in this bout, on my card as well as the text on the screen.
Now we get to the main event. Little Anastasia Blue, one of the freakiest little cock suckers ever takes on beautiful black dick queen Midori. Both of them come of as charming and sexy backstage. Can the blonde rookie take down the crafty veteran? Anastasia does that excess drool thing, making her face a big mess before anything can really get started. Still, you have to love the way she handles a pair of black cocks at the start. Across the ring, Midori has her hands on her thighs as she uses just her mouth to send some well hung white dude straight to Jungle Fever heaven. This is going to be a barn burner. There are some nice overhead shots as both women up the stakes and take on small circles of hard dick. Trying to keep up with her little challenger, Midori ends up making herself choke and puke at ringside. While I admire that kind of dedication, there are few things that turn me off faster than someone yacking. Anastasia shows that she does indeed have one of the deepest throats in all of porn and seems to get some sort of charge from nearly choking herself to death on dick. Long before the cum starts flowing, this little blonde looks the most popular girl at a frat party, the morning after earning her keg slut stripes. The pop shots are fairly evenly distributed, with both women opening up to happily receive as much DNA as possible. Picking a winner in this one is difficult, but even though Pussyman wimps out and declares a draw, I’ll give the nod slightly to Anastasia. (The real winners are the guys who got to shoot all over these willing babes.)
This second oral sex battle is filled with enough spit to flood all of porn valley. Between Anastasia’s self gagging routine and Midori’s yacking, things are dripping wet before the guys even get to shoot loads. Bout one is drier, but totally one sided. Bridgette outsucks and outsluts Zarina who really doesn’t belong in the same ring. The Midori/Anastasia bout is a great example of two women who know how to handle a whole bunch of hard cocks. It’s going to be tough to put two such skilled cocksuckers together in the same ring in future volumes, but I’m sure Pussyman will have fun trying.
