SEYMORE BUTTS- THINK SPHINC
SEYMORE BUTTS- THINK SPHINC
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OVERALL RATING: 9
127 Mins.
DIRECTOR: Seymore Butts
Seymore Butts Home Movies – 1998 (5/98)
THEMES: Anal Sex, Squirting.
STARS: Alisha Klass, Samantha Stylle, Halli Aston, Dina Jewel, Mark, Butch.
REVIEW:
You know, it’s one thing to have the Tushy Girls in a tape, but another thing altogether to add Dina Jewel to the mix. Dina is an amazing new girl and putting her right beside the likes of Alisha Klass and Samantha Stylle with Seymore at the controls is pretty much a recipe for certain suck-cess. After the incredible action we saw in Buttholes are Forever, I can only imagine the kind of wild anal action we are going to see this time around.
It starts off nice, Halli Aston peeking on a sleeping Seymore clad in her super sexy bikini. Could she look any hotter? Reminds me of summers spent in my youth, trolling the beaches of SoCal. Damn, watching Halli apply that sunscreen makes me real glad summer is here. It doesn’t take long for Butch (T.T. Boy) to come along and help Halli with those hard to reach spots. I’m not sure what level sunscreen you would want to put on a pussy, but soon the sunbathing becomes their own version of beach blanket bang-o anyway. Halli shows a way to avoid burning your dick, keep it in the wet mouth of the closest hottie. (A word of warning. This should only be done with said hottie’s explicit permission, lest your unit become Bobbitt-ized by a pair of angry choppers.) Halli works really hard to keep as much of the hard shaft out of the harmful rays as possible, but soon finds that it is better suited for a lower orifice. Even though Halli is not longer with the Tushy team, and was always my least favorite of the trio, that’s kind of like saying that Sporty is your least favorite Spice Girl. They are all super hot pieces of ass. After Butch gives Halli a good solid fuck, she turns the tables on him and rides his wild pony. After a while, even that’s not enough and she has to feel that cock in her ass. No slow, gentle anal here, just a solid butt pounding as only T.T. can give it. Halli shows her appreciation for the outstanding fuck by making her face available for a frothy pasting.
While he cools off, Halli’s friend Dina arrives at the Casa de Butts. Seymore is immediately taken by the incredible blonde Goddess. A convenient phone call distracts Seymore for a bit, Dina, Halli and T.T. end up in bed together. He starts out sucking that wonderful, shaved, Swedish beaver. I would eat that tasty trim all day and all night if that’s what Dina wanted. The reward for a pussy well eaten is a stunning blowjob from this extra stellar blonde beauty. Look, you all know how I feel about Tushy Girls, but can we get honorary T Girl status for Dina? Please? (Seymore, more of Dina would not only NOT suck, it would be WAY above average.) She is incredible and adores the hard fucking T.T. dishes out. After taking a fucking that would reduce most women to a groaning puddle of pussy juice, Dina actually wants her butt busted in an equally enthusiastic manner. You have to love this, especially since Dina is the best anal newcomer who is not a Tushy Girl. Amazing, simply stunning. Of course, a facial at this point is mandatory and she takes it like a pro, gulping down semen as fast as Butch can drop it on her gorgeous face.
When Mark Davis comes over to work out with Seymore, he gets way more than he bargained for when the whole Tushy Girl team shows up. Samantha Stylle gets things started by sucking Mark’s quickly growing cock while Halli and licks Sam’s ass and Alisha Klass gives Seymore something fun to do with his hands. With everyone all warmed up, they head inside and up to the bedroom. Now they all swap places so Halli sucks dick and Sammy licks ass. Alisha just mounts Mark’s face and cums all over him. Eventually, Lish Sammy and Halli all share cocksucking duties, sending Mark directly to Heaven. Even after all this, only one girl at a time can fuck him. With these three to choose from, it’s impossible to go wrong. Halli gets the first ride and that leaves Sammy and Lish to lick her inviting asshole. Halli’s hot, but you all know by now, I’m just waiting for Sam to get her turn and after sucking all of her friend’s cum from Mark’s cock, she lowers that incredibly sweet, shaved pussy down on his shaft. After such a long fuck for Halli, it’s a bit of a letdown to see Sam dismount so quickly, but she has good reason. You see, Seymore is fingering Lish to another wet climax and Sammy has to get her face in there. Alisha’s squirting pussy leaves Sammy’s face dripping. That leaves her ass in dire need of cock though and Mark has to rush over to fill the void. After Alisha, Halli takes her turn on the assfuck express, turning in what has to be her best anal to date. The ass I was waiting for gets fucked last and as always, Sam takes it like no one else. She has to share the cumshot with the other two, but that just means we get to see jizz on all three faces.
Later, Alisha comes home horny with a dildo in her ass. After the requisite small talk,. She and Seymore go to work fingering her pussy and butthole until Alisha is nearly out of control with lust. He helps her get off by sucking her clit, nearly making her squirt, but holding off, letting us watch for a while longer. This time, her gushing climax is so great, it splashes the camera as well as Seymore’s face and hands. Once her needs are taken care of, Alisha is more than happy to let Seymore have his way with her sweet ass. Lots of very close up anal action here as Seymore shows he can lay some serious wood to Alisha’s wet and willing asshole. She of course, demands that he cum on her face to finish things off.
Once again, the asses get busted big time in this Seymore Butts adventure. It seems that he has taken great care to give each of the Tushy Girls their tape in which to shine. This is clearly Halli Aston’s turn. She turns in her best work on this tape in her scene with T.T. and as part of the three one with Davis. Dina Jewel finds a way to outshine Halli however, in the best scene of the tape. She is simply amazing and I will grab anything and everything with this Swedish sensation from now on. If you’re looking for a criticism of this tape, here goes. There is not enough Sam and Alisha this time around for me. Other than that, it’s another fucking brilliant effort.
