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Overall Rating [7/12]
Female Looks [8/12]
Male Looks [7/12]
Picture Quality [9/12]
Extras [5/12]
Plot Acting [10/12]
Sex [6/12]

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Seven Years of Marriage
148 Mins
Sweet Sinema
DIRECTOR: Nica Noelle
THEMES: Cheating, Big Tits,
STARS: Lily Labeau, Raylene, Mark Wood, April O’Neiil, Rocco Reed


Though the word “parody” is not in the title, this movie is a XXX version of the Marilyn Monroe classic “Seven Year Itch.” Lily Labeau plays the beautiful young neighbor who captures the attention of married, but left on his own, Mark Wood. The original is a cute, sexy fantasy flick about fidelity, romance, innocence and fantasy. So is this one, but with a porno-twist. While his wife (Raylene) is away, Mark falls for Lily. She’s also busy fucking around with Rocco Reed which makes the climax between Wood and Lily all the better. We get the classic up skirt shot of course and Lily is a pretty good XXX Marilyn. There aren’t a lot of sex scenes here. In fact, it feels like there is more story than fucking. That may work well for the couples-market, but there are times when it lacks stroke factor. The cast is good though. Raylene has two scenes, fucking Wood first and then her cheating scene with Reed. She provides a lot of heat and decent intensity. Lily also works twice. Her girl/girl scene with April O’Neiil is really good thanks in large part to April’s awesome body. The final scene finishes the movie quite well. It’s soft and fits the themes of the movie, but Lily has great energy and a hot little body. The script is good, the performances and the sex is pretty good as well. This is a great flick for couples and a very worthy nod to a true classic.

Raylene & Mark Wood

Raylene is on her way out of town for six weeks. Still, her husband (Mark Wood) has to practically beg her for a special good bye. He eats her slowly, getting about the same reaction as one might expect if one clip her toenails. Maybe she was saving her energy for the cock sucking. Raylene uses solid hand action and moans around his meat until it throbs in her mouth. She gets on top and rides him, slamming her hips down and rubbing her big tits in his face. By the time she gets going at full speed, Raylene is screaming and moaning like she just might explode. Mark lips her over and fucks her hard. He pulls out in spoon and shoots his load all over her furry slit.

Lily Labeaux & April O’Neiil

Living out his life alone through a series of fantasies, Mark has himself convinced that he might be able to score with some hotties. As luck would have it, adorable Lily Labeau sublets the house above his and the two seem to hit it off. Lily is an actress and brings another actress (April O’Neiil) home one evening. Mark peeks through the window and gets a look at the two women doing more than just running a few lines. They slowly undress one another, giving us a chance to admire their lovely bodies. Lily is the star here, but I have always had a huge crush on April. Her long legs and perfect tits are just too much. She seems to enjoy Lily quite a bit. Her tongue makes the pretty blonde squirm and squeal with delight. The shots of April all sprawled out between Lily’s legs are just smoking hot. The girls rub pussies and dry hump for a long, long time. Even if you don’t love girl on girl sex, you have to love watching these two together.

Raylene & Rocco Reed

While her husband is living in a fantasy world, Raylene is getting some real action. If she was slow out o the gate with her old man, Raylene is much quicker this time around. They hook up for an intense lip lock as the clothes come off one piece at a time. She grabs his cock and stuffs it into her hungry mouth. Rocco gets this intense look on his face as he stares into her eyes and bangs her silly. They are in spoon and she pulls one knee up to her chest to let him in balls-deep. He rolls over onto his back, letting her suck him clean before climbing on top to ride him. The footage looks a lot better when she gets on her back and lets him go face to face. He pulls out and cums all over her belly.

Lily Labeau & Mark Wood

It takes us a long time to get to the famous “dress blowing” scene, but they do a nice job with it and we see a lot more than just some legs. Of course Mark gets a lot more in this version than Tom Ewell ever did. He takes Lily to bed and gets her naked. Working his way down, he savors the flavor between her legs. Lily flips the script and starts bobbing her head on his cock. She mounts up and kicks her hips into high gear. There is a lot of kissing, but it’s not a soft scene by any stretch of the imagination. Flipping over, she sticks her legs straight up in the air and lets herself get fucked silly. Great body shots from Lily as Mark fills her and pulls out in spoon, shooting all over her hip and tummy.

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