Barely Legal 109
Movie Type: All Sex
172 Minutes
Production Company: Hustler
Director: Otto Bauer
Themes: Young Girls
Condoms: No
Release Year: 2010
Stars: Aleska Diamond, Danica Dillan, Jamey Janes, Parker Page, Teagan Summers, Valerie Rios
Reviewed by: The Sexecutioner
As Danica Dillan washes a car in very little clothing, Eric Swiss spies on her from a nearby window. He decides to invite her in for some fun. She gets her tits suckled before Eric works his hands south. Her pussy and ass are fingered up-close and there are some good views as this takes place. Danica’s blowjob is good. She deep throats the cock a few times. All of the vaginal sex sees Danica on top. There’s a good amount of anal here, but no ATM. The pace of this scene is considerably slow. We’re supposed to get the sense that Eric is breaking this young teenager in. Thing is, in a recent installment of Anal Butt Licking Whores, (which you can find on this site)Danica mentioned that she has a kid, so any illusion of her being a teen is null and void for me. It also doesn’t help that she has the personality of a potted plant and is by no means a multi-dimensional performer. Anyway, the scene concludes when Eric lays down a decent facial.
When I first laid eyes on the girl in the second scene, I thought Hustler screwed up by crediting her with the wrong first name. I was sure this was Melanie Rios since she looks almost exactly like Valerie
Rios, who I‘d never heard of up until seeing her here. She’s dressed in a schoolgirl outfit and has just returned home for the day. Valerie checks herself out in the mirror, then gets out of her outfit. This is a strictly masturbatory scene and Valerie begins by exploring her cooch. She almost looks like she’s wondering if anything is lodged between the folds of her labia. A vibrator is brought out and she spends more time stimulating her clit than working it inside herself. Although she has a hotter face than that other Rios, this scene isn’t anywhere near as exciting as it could be.
Otto Bauer brings home a foreign exchange student. He plays a character that never seems to get any action from his wife. Otto really goes overboard with this caricature of a desperate male. Aleska expresses no reluctance about letting him lick her ass. He eats and fingers her cooch. She follows this with a head oriented blowjob that’s just energetic enough. Otto pumps away at Aleska’s puss. She does what you might expect of one brought up in Euro-porn circles by giving off a very repetitive moan. There are brief instances where nothing is even being done to her, but she moans anyway. The cumshot to her mouth is decent.
Dane Cross waters some plants outside his parents’ place. He spots Teagan Summers (the cover-girl) riding by on a bike as she sucks on a lollipop. He asks her to join him indoors. There’s a lot of preamble prior to the sex while Dane uses the lollipop to stimulate her nipples and pussy. He also shoves a few fingers in her box and, as in the first scene, there are some good views while he works them inside. Teagan’s oral is pretty weak, as she takes a slow tack and never pushes herself. Dane takes it to Teagan’s pussy pretty well, but this girl is boring to watch. He shoots a good amount of cum onto her mouth to end it.
Having more personality than the preceding four girls combined, Jamey Janes attracts the attention of Billy Glide by spilling milk on her chest. In little time, he joins her by a pool for some oral. She sucks very well by thrusting away with her face, which produces a fair amount of slop. Oftentimes, she’ll spit on the cock or let Billy fuck her mouth. She sometimes stops sucking so she can talk dirty. Her foul mouth continues to spew expletives during the vaginal. Billy screws her good and she shows some energy all her own while on top. Billy’s cumshot to her tongue isn’t too good.
Had the movie ended with the last scene, I’d have been satisfied. By the time Billy finishes coming, nearly 150 minutes have passed by. Instead, a scene with Parker Page is thrown in. This is a major problem because of the looks on this girl. It is insult to put someone like this in a porn flick. Her face is just too ugly for porn and her body too frumpy. Rocco Reed must be really tight up for money to screw this chick. They start with some kissing. Once they’ve disrobed, Rocco dives on in and eats her puss. He does some fingering prior to the blowjob. She manages to deep throat Rocco’s cock, but that‘s not saying much. To her credit, she’s enthusiastic during the sex. Rocco proves that pussies don’t have a face, by also seeming enthused. A decent cumshot to the mouth mercifully brings the scene to a close.
Well, this was a pretty lame movie. It wasn’t so long ago that Barely Legal movies lasted less than two hours. Although the scenes in those old releases were short, they didn’t necessarily feel incomplete. With
Otto taking over the series, it seems that we can expect lengthy scenes. In this installment of Barely Legal, the scenes feel too long and slow paced. The girls tend to be unimpressive in the looks department. This is especially the case with Parker Page. I can’t help feeling that Hustler has oversaturated the scene with this series. They’re throwing icky girls in these movies and making a mockery of anyone that appreciates truly hot and young girls. The movie has some anal in it, but it’s from a performer that is of the motherly variety. Avoid this one, as the action tends to lag and lack excitement.
