Rocki Whore Picture Show: A Hardcore Parody

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Rocki Whore Picture Show: A Hardcore Parody

MOVIE TYPE: All Sex
146 Mins.
Wicked
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DIRECTOR: Brad Armstrong
THEMES: Parody, Porn Stars, Cross Dressing, Anal Sex
CONDOMS: Yes
2011
STARS: jessica drake, Rocco Reed, Mac Turner, Puma Swede, Alektra Blue, Brad Armstrong, Nicki Hunter, Randy Spears, Kaylani Lei, Annie Cruz, Ron Jeremy, James Bartholet


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REVIEW-

I know what you’re thinking, another porn parody. Stop right there. This is more than just another porn parody. This is a parody of a movie that was parody-like in its original form. Wicked’s Rocki Whore Picture Show keeps the same campy midnight movie feel of the original. It also keeps the musical format. The music is a lot of fun and they do well to keep the songs short enough to not bog down the story. They have done a great job with a script that is funny, sexy and will really have Rocky Horror fans loving every minute. The story pretty much follow the original with a few XXX twists. Mac Turner plays Frank N Beans, a cross-dressing porn director and leader of the craziest collection of kooks you’ve ever seen. He is hilarious and will be nominated for awards come year’s end. Rocco Reed and jessica drake play Brad and Janet, the wayward honeymoon couple who arrive and set everything in motion. Jessica is fantastic as always. She is perfect in dialog and so damn beautiful that everyone is likely to fall in love. We get to watch her in two boy/girl scene, a lesbian tryst with Puma Swede and again in the orgy finale (including a little DP action). All of her scenes are great and the only thing we could as for is more. Alektra Blue and Nicki Hunter share a scene and then both get railed individually. All three scenes are highly fetish influenced and worth watching. One of my favorite moments of the movie comes from Kaylani Lei and Annie Cruz. These two hotties team up for a dream three-way that should not be missed. The bonus disc is packed with really good stuff. Lots of behind the scenes coverage and three bonus scenes make it a fantastic extra features package. Overall, Rocki Whore Picture Show is a really well done parody with loads of laughs, good music, good fun and enough hot sex and eye candy to make everyone happy.

jessica drake & Rocco Reed

Newlyweds Brad and Janet stop on a dark and stormy night to unwind. They play it shy and geeky, but there is no disguising jessica’s expert oral skills. She has just enough room under the steering wheel to bob her pretty head on his cock. Returning the favor, he makes his new bride squirm and moan like she may have found her true calling in life. The front seat is cramped, but she pulls her panties aside and slips her wet slit down over his rubber covered rocket. As usual, jessica is quite vocal even in character and the ass shots are lovely. Leaning back she lets him pull off his condom and shoot all over her thigh.

Alektra Blue & Nicki Hunter

The cameras roll as Brad and Janet watch Nicki and Alektra go at it. Both of them are dolled up in fishnets, crazy wigs and frightening glam rock make up. Nicki turns her big ass to the camera for some sexy toy play. She rubs her own slit while Alektra uses a glass butt plug on her. Taking care to return the favor, Nicki helps Alektra take two toys at once. This is pretty solid lesbian toy play with lots of anal and a huge dose of costume/fantasy appeal.

Alektra Blue & Brad Armstrong

Director Brad Armstrong shows up as a rockabilly lover boy Freddy who sneaks up into Alektra’s room for some serious mattress action. He eats her pussy in a flash and then lets her moan loudly with his cock in her mouth. She adds as much heat as possible with a very wet BJ and some serious hand action. Throwing her long legs over his head, she talks dirt while he bangs her. Good vag , but the anal steals the show thanks to some nice close ups and even better full body shots. Alektra is long and curvy and looks really good getting pumped full of throbbing sausage. The facial is a great finish, but it the beginning of a very bad sequence for poor Freddy.

Mac Turner & jessica drake

Paying a visit to Janet’s bed, Frank throws a little hot talk her way and then slides his mouth down to her girlie parts. The silhouette action is a fitting tribute to the original, but thankfully we get to see more in this version. Who doesn’t want to see jessica going deep on a cock? (Even a rubber one, maybe) She stays nicely in character, letting her inner freak out as she rides the dick. Great looking doggy here as he finishes her off with a big shot all over her ass. As soon as they are done, Janet begins to regret the encounter.

Kaylani Lei, Annie Cruz & Rocco Reed

Brad is succumbing to temptations of his own. Annie and Kaylani make him up until he looks like one of those Insane Clown Posse jackalopes and then double team his clueless ass. Great double BJ shots here as Annie devours his balls while Kaylani licks the head. A woman like Annie can deep throat huge cocks so she has no problem taking this one all the way down. Two of the hottest girls in the business are fucking the same lucky dude in this scene so the eye candy factor is super high. The girls are in 69 as he bangs Kaylani from behind. Damn she’s so fucking pretty. Annie rolls over and lets him fuck her in the ass. Hot stuff here and the girls share a nice cumshot. Personally, fantasy fucks don’t get much hotter than a Kaylani/Annie sandwich.

Nicki Hunter & Randy Spears

After dinner, the help gets a little raunchy. Randy eats Nicki for desert and then feeds her his cock. The make up here makes this a very unusual scene. It’s not your run of the mill fuck scene, though Nicki’s sucking skills are impossible to hide. She straddles him and works her hips in circles to put on a good show and get what she needs from that dick. He rolls her over and fucks her on the table, working that shaved pussy while she moans and plays with her big boobs. His big load ends up all over her face.

Puma Swede & jessica drake

Janet is having second thoughts about taking the plunge so she talks to Rocki (Puma Swede) expressing her trepidation. After singing about lesbian fun, jessica gets her first taste of pussy. She slips a finger into Rocki’s twat and then two to really get the juices flowing. Turning around, jessica shows off her long legs as she stands up and lets Puma dive right in for a face full of perfection. The girls use teats on each other and just keep right on going when the camera crew comes in. they break out a strap on and jessica shows that she really is a natural. Puma cleans off the long fake dong and then rides it, working her hips and showing off her long, strong legs.

Orgy

The finale is the predictable group scene that has everyone fucking and sucking. Hell even Ron Jeremy is getting blown. Annie and Kaylani double up on the dick while Puma suck off Frank. Nicki and jessica pass a dick back and forth, but things move around so fast that we really can’t enjoy any particular image. Instead just take it as a whole and have fun with the festivities. Jessica gets some DP action from Rocco and Randy. Add that to the list of sexual highlights from this big finale. Facials galore here including a great one for jessica and a shared load again for Annie and Kaylani.

Bonus: Trailer, Making of Rocki Whore, Interviews, Wardrobe, Bonus Sex Scenes (3, one each featuring jessica, Kaylani & Alektra), Trailers, Promo Reel, Digital Copy of the movie, Auditions, Table Read, Make Up Magic, Rocki Girls, Bloopers, Convention Reel


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One Response to “Rocki Whore Picture Show: A Hardcore Parody”

  1. Blowbangfan says:

    Did Jessica Drake blow Ron Jeremy in the orgy part in this movie? That would absolutely blow my mind! Jessica would be the only reason I’d want to see it but I always love to see beautiful girls sucking off big fat guys so having Jessica suck off Ron would be something special…


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