This Ain’t Cops XXX (Blu-Ray)
This Ain’t Cops XXX (Blu-Ray)MOVIE TYPE: Parody
122 Mins.
Hustler
DIRECTOR: Axel Braun
THEMES: Comedy, Cops, Uniforms
2010
STARS: Phoenix Marie, Reena Sky, Alexis Grace, Jack Lawrence, Evan Stone, Dale DaBone, Alec Knight, Brooke Banner, Mr. Pete, Jayden James
REVIEW-
OK, this is an easy parody. Cops is one of those shows that is dying for a XXX version. (And we’ve seen plenty over the years.) Axel Braun takes on the original reality show with some funny, if predicable jokes. The script is pretty great and the acting is good. Sexually it’s better than average. Phoenix Marie plays a wife who gets saved from a boring drunk of a husband by Officer Stone’s big long cock. That scene sets the stage and the rest struggle to keep up. Brooke Banner is all ready to go as a wife/hooker with a thing for cops. Bobbi Starr and Jayden James are cops who have fun on the job. Bobbi gets disarmed by Dale DaBone and then fucks him like she’s in love. Jayden stumbles onto a porn set and then fucks like a total pro. The final three way is pretty good, but nothing measure up to the opening scene. If you like funny dialog and cop uniforms then this DVD will make you laugh and turn you on. The Blu-Ray copy I reviewed looked excellent with outstanding video quality so it’s worth the money if you like improved picture quality.
Phoenix Marie & Evan Stone
When Officer Stone shows up for a domestic disturbance call he quickly subdues and beats the husband before putting him in the corner and turning his attention to the hot wife. Phoenix throws her legs up over her head and lets him heat her up with his tongue. Just one of the perks of the job apparently. Having this hot blonde on her knees deep throating is better than free donuts that’s for sure. Phoenix gets into reverse cowgirl and works that shaved pussy up and down on his dick. Great energy here as usual. I don’t think I’ve ever seen this woman give less than 100%. He pounds her hard and she loves taking it deep. Lots of dirty talk as they fuck right in front of her husband. She rides high and hard, shoving fingers up her ass. This is a very hot, totally energetic scene with Phoenix showing off her flexibility and her willingness to take whatever can be dished out. He pulls out and shoots a load on her face and tits. Evan feeds her the goo and she eats it all.
Brooke Banner & Jack Lawrence
Officer Lawrence shows up on a prostitution call. While he is patting her down, Brooke starts to moan and shoves Jack onto the couch. She whips out his cock and gives him what the other guy already paid for. Once his dick is wet, she strips down to her thigh high boobs and starts fucking him with her thigh shaved twat. It looks like Brooke has even bigger tits these days and those huge hooters are all over the place as she gets pounded. He shoots his load all over her tits.
Bobbi Starr & Dale DaBone
Dale is a douche riding his motorcycle too fast. When Bobbi tries to arrest him she gets her gun taken. Luckily for her, Dale doesn’t want to kill her, but does want to fuck the sexy cop. Skilled as she is, Bobbi swallows the modest member with absolute ease. She rolls onto her back and lets him plow into her fully bushed beaver. There are some nice ass shots in cowgirl. As she always does, Bobbi puts on a great show. It doesn’t matter how mediocre the male talent is, give Bobbi a chance and she will turn it into gold. She takes a big load of cream on her face and makes sure that we all know how it is finger licking good.
Jayden James & Mr. Pete
Officer Jaymes shows up on a porn set to see permits. They mistake her for talent and throw her right into a scene with Mr. Pete. She doesn’t hesitate for a second before popping it right into her mouth. Quick BJ here before she gets naked and fucked on the desk. We lose the uniform appeal a bit too quickly, but the sex is pretty good even without it. Jayden likes sucking in between positions and really pounds down hard on his dick during reverser cowgirl. It is fast and furious with a lot of bouncing breasts and a big load of cum for her hungry mouth. If law enforcement doesn’t pan out, this hot cop can always fall back on porn.
Reena Sky, Alexis Grace & Alec Knight
Officer Knight gets lucky on a call. He arrives to find Reena and Alexis fighting and tear each other’s clothes off. When he is unable to get them to just chill, he starts frisking them. They really don’t want to go to jail so they drop to the ground and double up on his cock. It’s amazing what a little teamwork can do. The girls get along well enough to lick and finger one another while Alec takes turns fucking them. Reena spreads really wide so the camera can capture her shaved pussy getting filled. She sucks her cum off his long dick before letting Alexis mount up and ride. They come together to share the load at the end.
Bonus: BTS, Slide Show, Trailers & Commercials
