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It started as a cure for writers block. I was working on some other projects and would come home every night and write in a journal as a warm up. One day, I was reading and found some reviews of porn flicks. I've always loved movies and porn, so I decided to review some tapes form my personal porn collection. I wrote a review, found that I liked it and posted it to asm. The feedback was positive and I just kept writing. I found it a great way to get me started each day, writing about something I enjoyed and pretty soon, people were asking me to review their films and work on a web site. The rest, as they say, is history.

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Totally Unprofessional


174 Mins.




STARS: Katie St. Ives, Sara Stone, Baby Cakes, Rayveness, Rachel Love,


Mike John has been a porn pioneer for perverts the world over for a long time. He’s one of the primary reasons POV is so popular. Now he has a new line and a new concept. What’s the concept? Just a guy, a couple of cameras and a girl. No crew, no set plans just fun. It’s an interesting idea that gets a little ragged around the edges from time to time. Mike handles the POV stuff well of course. The stationary cameras are well positioned to give us some interesting footage. Whatever small loss we have in quality is made up for by the relaxed nature of the action. Mike has chosen his female talent wisely. They are women he likes working with and who know how to play to the camera. You can start with Rayveness who is just fantastic in this scene. She’s sexy, hot and playful. Sara Stone brings the same energy to the table in one of her best scenes of the year. Katie St. Ives has less experience than these other two ladies, but manages to shine. Rachel Love and Baby Cakes also have a great time and put on shows that will totally thrill big boob fans. Every scene offers great POV, most give great big tit footage and all of them provide fun, strokeable sex. This is another great creation from Mike John. By stripping things down he has gotten to the essence of that most porn fans are looking for, something hot that we would love to be doing ourselves.

Katie St. Ives

Mike and Katie head up to the mountains to enjoy the snow. Since Katie has never seen it snow before she has a good time watching it come down. We then get to have a good time watching her pants come down. Nice outdoor tease, but if you want to enjoy her body then wait until Katie goes inside and starts showering off. Mike joins her in the shower and rubs her up her perky boobs. Katie is not at all shy about getting down on her knees and sucking cock. Great POV footage here as she slaps it against her tits and squeezes them together. Mike is already read to pop and Katie turns up the heat until she has a big load in her mouth. They go for round two in the bed with Mike going down on Katie for a good while before he slides between her legs and starts fucking that tight pussy. Mish is a good position for the simple camerawork and it allows him to fire a big load all over her hot little slot. There is still plenty more in store as they hit it hard in spoon. Katie finally finishes him off by sucking and stroke him until he literally pops a huge wad all over himself. The smile on her face tells us all we really need to know.

Sara Stone

Sara is always a lot of fun so when she is given free reign to play, the results are sex as hell. First she takes Mike outside where we get a look at her bikini cad body. Then she drops to her knees and starts sucking on his hard cock. They move inside where she bends over and lets him fuck her from behind. The POV mish footage is great because we can look right at her amazing tits as she fucks him back. Of course the longer shots lets us watch as she grabs her feet and pulls them way up over her head. The stationary camera also picks up the shots as they get back into doggy. If you like watching big tits sway during hot hard sex then you are going to love Sara. They can’t get out of bed with out a little bit of tit fucking because Sara’s set is just perfect for that kind of fun. They end up with a nice big pop for Sara to enjoy.

Baby Cakes

Baby likes the idea of doing something a little more relaxed than usual. They sit on the couch and she drops her head into his lap, working her tongue up and down on his cock. Mike returns the favor before sliding his dick into her. Baby never even got out of her top, choosing to let her boobs spill out of it instead. There is a stationary camera to the side of them and Mike uses a second camera for close ups and to capture his first pop when he unloads all over her tits. Without missing a beat he keeps fucking her for a while. They move to the bed where she sucks again. Still in her sexy pink tank top and shoes, Baby Cakes looks really good from the long angles. She has a sexy, curvy body and perfect milk chocolate skin. He rolls her over and she lifts a leg for spoon. Those big tits are pretty damn perfect and she make sure to let them bounce a little extra for us. She doesn’t quite play to the camera as well as Sara, but flashes her pretty eyes our way often enough to stay connected. They finish up with great tit fucking and another shot on her boobs.


Mike joins Rayveness in the bed, sitting behind her and cupping those big perfect tits. He tires to help her lick her own nipples which would seem easy for a woman as busty as she is. They have some fun conversation and she poses for the still shoots. There is something very relaxed about her and totally sexy. He stands at the side of the bed and lets her suck. I’ve always loved this position for porn BJs. The girl on her stomach, staring at the cock and taking it deep. It just looks really good. The relaxed feel of the sex really works. It ends up looking like a couple having fun with a video camera while fucking. They mix in the handheld camera well for some great close up shots of the penetration. Mike pulls out and shoots all over her stomach. They for some spirited spoon to kick off round two. They use mirrors near the bed for some really cool angles as she goes back to sucking his dick. The anal sex is gently introduced with Rayveness lowering her hips and shoving her tits right into Mike’s face (and the camera) so we can watch. She ends up milking a load right out of him. Rayveness is just fun every time out.

Rachel Love

Yet another super busty girl closes out the action. Rachel Love is back after a few years off and is ready to put her natural assets to good use. She offers some good tease with her bra still on and then curls up between his legs to deliver a serious blowjob. Mike gets on top of her and moves the camera from her face and bouncing tits to her pretty little pussy. If you like big natural tits then this scene is going to really work for you. Rachel has big, soft boobs that jiggle and shake with every stroke. He rolls her over and gives us some good POV shots looking down at her ass. When it is time for him to cum, Mike has Rachel get down there and take the load on her face. She climbs right back on top and grinds her pussy down on his dick while her boobs are up in his face. Rachel has a ton of fun with the blowjob, looking like she would be a blast in the sack. Mike’s second shot ends up in her pussy and then he buries his head between her huge soft tits.

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