Sex-Files: A Dark XXX Parody

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The Sex Files: A XXX Dark Parody

MOVIE TYPE: Feature

132 Mins.

New Sensations
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DIRECTOR: Sam Hain

THEMES: Horror, Office Sex

2009

STARS: Kimberly Kane, Anthony Rosano, Aurora Snow, Tory Lane, Rod Fontana, Taylor Vixxen, Ashlynn Brooke, Audrey Bitoni


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REVIEW-

I’ve always been a huge X-Files fan, so I was very excited to hear that New Sensations was going to make this their latest parody. It’s a very different sort of XXX parody though. Most of them have been sitcom parodies with easy jokes and clever costumes. They could have done that the X Files as well. Instead they stuck with the feel and look of the original show and the results are excellent. This is a dark, edgy movie with the right look and feel. It also features the best performance by an actress in an adult movie this year. Kimberly Kane is really great as Dana Scully. She looks the part and turns in a fantastic acting job. She also turns in a fantastic sex scene. More on that later. The rest of the cast is very good. Ralph Long plays a really creepy villain quite nicely. Rod Fontana is great as Skinner and Anthony Rosano handles most of the dialog really well. He’s very good, but spends the whole movie acting next to Kimberly who is so dead on that his Mulder is bound to fall short of her Scully. Sexually there are some highlights. Aurora Snow opens the movie as a horny assistant who fucks Skinner in his office. I’m always down for a good Aurora Snow anal tryst and this one is quite good. Tory Lane is hot during her lesbian porno scene. Ashlynn Brooke is stunning as a brunette and tears it up with Audrey Bitoni. The best sex scene of the movie is between Kane and Rosano. They fuck hard and fast, but with a great deal of genuine passion as well. In a movie that did so much to be faithful to the original, a scene like this is essential. They fuck each other like there really are years of pent up desire being exercised in one shot. It’s hot, romantic and perfect in every way. (Which means it’s also highly strokeable smut.) Pencil this movie in for award nominations and make sure Kimberly has a good seat at the AVNs because she deserves a statuette for her performance in this movie. Anyone looking for a really good adult movie and more specifically a fine X Files parody will love this movie. I can only hope that they have a sequel planned because this one is begging for another go round.

Aurora Snow & Rod Fontana

After sending Mulder and Scully on their way, the boss calls in his assistant. He doesn’t have anything on his schedule so he has her spend some time working his rod. Aurora goes right to her knees and starts happily sucking on his thick prick. Once she has slobbered all over his dick Rod returns the favor, lapping at her sweet lips like he wants to make sure she’s having a good time. Aurora mounts up for reverse cowgirl and lovingly fucks his dick while telling him how much she enjoys it. He turns her around and lets his cock slide up her ass in cowgirl. Nothing like hot anal sex in the middle of the day to really get you going. They provide us with great eye candy and a ton of energy as he makes her gape. In the end she takes his load on her face. Kind of a weak pop, but a very strong scene that is easy on the eyes and hot.

Tory Lane & Taylor Vixxen

Mulder ends up alone in his hotel room after a near disastrous attempt to have pizza with his partner. Naturally he cranks up some porn. This could easily be a throw away scene, but Tory Lane just won’t let that happen. She attacks her partner (Who seems to be wearing a Penthouse key around her neck.) with a great deal of energy. When they trade off, Taylor shoves four fingers into Tori who rides her hand while screaming “I’m going to cum on you” over and over. The girls hook up for some serious 69 that should have Mulder stroking right along with the audience watching these two twat crazed chicks going crazy.

Audrey Bitoni & Ashlynn Brooke and Evan Stone

Evan and Audrey are hoping to get lucky. They do and they don’t. They barely have time to kiss outside of the club when Ashlynn Brooke (Sporting dark hair) joins them. Lucky yes, but I have feeling they are in for more than just a good fuck. They get intimate quickly with Ashlynn diving right in between the two lovers. Both Ashlynn and Audrey are very beautiful and they certainly know how to suck cock for the camera. They share the dick for a while, proving that even in the dark two hot babes sucking dick is a beautiful thing. The extreme shadows are a bit of a distraction from the hot sexual action, but it fits the mood and we are allowed enough of a clean view to make it worth watching Audrey go crazy in reverse cowgirl. Ashlynn helps things along during doggy by encouraging Evan and Audrey. They fuck like they don’t need much help, but it’s still fun to listen to her talk dirty. Evan unloads all over their boobs splattering all four big knockers with jizz.

Orgy

More than just a random orgy scene thrown in for fun, this one actually plays into the story. That doesn’t make is more strokable of course, but at least it fits. It’s a big shadowy group fuck with Charley Chase as the primary source of both eye candy and sexual heat. There is a lot of sloppy head and girls playing with their tits as they wait their turn. Since I happen to really like Charley I love the fact that she dominates the action with a spectacular ride in reverse cowgirl. She eventually sucks every drop of cum from his cock and through her cum hungry antics has conjured up a demon. Wow, that’s some serious head.

Kimberly Kane & Anthony Rosano

You knew that they had to fuck eventually so it’s no shock when Mulder shows up at Scully’s with a confession. It’s a very romantic end to a dark flick. Kimberly has been perfect throughout the movie and now she gets to add a great sex scene to an already award-caliber performance. She looks beautiful spread open for pussy eating and then go after his cock in a way that is half perfect porn blowjob and half “I’m dying to taste you” head. When his dick is good and ready she gets on top and starts riding. This is a passionate and somewhat romantic scene that still gets down to the serious naughty bits. He turns her around and fucks her hard enough so that their slapping bodies make quite a din. The energy and passion in this scene never lets up. Kimberly looks really good in doggy with her awesome ass on display. The intensity and connection are so good that the facial almost seems out of place. If ever there was a time for a cream pie, this would have been it. On the other hand, Kimberly takes a nice facial and that’s always good to see.

Bonus: Disc two features a fantastic BTS reel that gets us deep into the making of this movie. There is also a rather hilarious bloopers and outtakes reel, a cumshot recap and a photo gallery.


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