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Texas Vibrator Massacre, The

MOVIE TYPE: Feature

93 Mins,

Loaded Digital/Metro

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DIRECTOR: Rob Rotten

THEMES: Horror, Gore

CONDOMS: None

2008

9/07

STARS: Roxy DeVille, Daisy Tanks, Jamie Elle, Ruby Knox, Bella Lynn Rob Rotten, Jack Vegas, Seth Dickens & Eric Swiss


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REVIEW-

This movie is a fucking trip. I’ve reviewed Rob Rotten’s stuff before and always find it interesting. I’m not sure that gore porn is what I would really want to jerk off to, but I’m a big horror fan so I’m torn. We’ve seen a few Texas Chainsaw Massacre tributes in porn before, but none quite like this. This is a no holds barred gore fest with sex thrown into the mix. The sex isn’t always pretty, is almost always gritty and dirty, but it often hits the mark. Roxy Deville does a really good job with her dialog and shines in her single sex scene. I guess the major problem with a good slasher porn flick is that people don’t stick around long enough to have more than one scene. Jamie gets into the act twice, but it’s pretty creepy both times. As a pure jerkoff film this movie has plenty of holes. Good thing it isn’t a pure jerkoff film. As a porn horror/gore fest, it’s pretty damn good. If you want to watch a tightly made adult horror flick, sit back and enjoy Rob Rotten’s take on a gritty American classic.

Bella Lynn & Jack Vegas

Like any good horror flick, this one begins with a fan full of victims lost in the middle of nowhere. With one of their friends of taking a leak, Bella and Jack use the time to fuck. She’s a cute little thing who lets him fuck her face with his modest member. He returns the favor and they fuck in the back of the van. Nothing special here, but the energy is decent. The lighting is a little hot, but it adds a layer to the project that will fit in well with the non-sexual moments of the movie. She rides him for a while and takes his load on her tiny tits.

Things go very badly for the group when they pick up a crazy dude with a knife. In TCM the guy cuts his own hand. In Rob’s version, he goes all Sam the Butcher on Jack and Bella, leaving them in a bloody pile while the other flee for help at the first creepy house they find. Roxy gets taken by Leatherface while Seth and Ruby pair off with his creepy sisters, Jamie Elle and Daisy Tanks.

Ruby Knox, Daisy Tanks & Rob Rotten/Seth Dickens & Jamie Elle

The creepy family separates Seth and Jamie for some fun. Rob offers to help Ruby in exchange for access to her fun parts. Jamie doesn’t really have to bride Seth to get his dick in her mouth. (Funny how that works.) We switch back and forth which always kills a good deal of the heat. Jamie is a good cock sucker and looks great bent over. But then we switch gears and have to start over. Ruby has the whole blackmail thing down, riding Rob’s dick like she really loves it. Eventually Daisy crawls over and starts licking ass. In the other room Jamie is giving us a sexy little pigtail scene as she gets fucked raw by Seth. Back in the other room our tattooed little punk rock chick rides hard on the dick. Seth cums on Jamie’s face and then Rob follows suit on Daisy’s cheek.

Jamie Elle & Rob Rotten

With Roxy tied up and watching, scary siblings Rob and Jamie knock one out. The orange light hurts the heat a bit, but it adds to the creep factor. It’s a hard and fast little fuck.

Roxy & Leatherface

Dragged outside to be killed, Roxy warms up to the vibrator and somehow convinces him to take his cock out and use it. Even with blood all over the place, Roxy gobbles his cock like she’s never had one so good. He eats her in a way that won’t cause her to die and then rams his dick into her pussy. At times during the sex Roxy looks ready to laugh, but her body sure looks great. She ends up jerking him off all over his belly.

The movie wraps up with fifteen minutes of recap as Roxy is interviewed by a cop about what happened. The dialog is good and it wraps up the story well. Still, this much action without any action just kind of brings things to a grinding halt.

Bonus: Director’s Commentary, BTS, Loaded Trailers, Rob Rotten Trailers, Photo Galleries


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