Elastic Assholes 6
MOVIE TYPE: All Sex
237 Mins.
Jules Jordan Video
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DIRECTOR: Mike John
THEMES:
CONDOMS: None
2008
3/08
STARS: Dana DeArmond, Cindy Crawford, Adrianna Nicole, Velicity Von, Britney Stevens, Alexandra Joy, Sarah, Steve Holmes, Erik Everhard,
REVIEW-
Mike John is in the middle of an amazing run. His movies over the past few years have been nothing short of pure gonzo brilliance. This one is packed with serious anal action so let’s get right to it. Steve Holmes is the primary meat slinger in this movie. That means that the girls looking to impress us will have to do so by taking a very big dick inside of very tiny holes. Dana DeArmond opens the movie with just such a scene. This girl fucks like she’s trying to win a gold medal every time. She looks good, shows great energy and sets the bar really high. Britney Stevens pops up later on disc one and really shines. This is one of my favorite anal scenes of the year so far. Don’t miss it. Velicity is almost as good, proving that the busty girls can give up the booty as well. Adrianna, Alexandra and Sarah also give really fine scenes. In any other movie we would be talking about how great these three are. Instead we get Dana, Britney and the big finale with Cindy Crawford. I would suggest that a number of you go ahead and start with the Cindy scene. She looks so fucking good that you might just get that first shot out of the way. It doesn’t get much better than Cindy Crawford in a scene this great.
Dana DeArmond & Steve Holmes
Things start out for Dana. She has her legs thrown back over her head while Steve sucks her clit and fingers her holes. There is a big smile on her face as she takes his dick into her mouth and struggles to get those final few inches in there. They move to the fucking and find that spoon makes things easy. Check out Dana’s long legs up in the air when his meat slides between her cheeks. Steve holds her butt in his hands and manhandles her like she’s half her size. Dana locks in on the camera and turns up the heat with another fantastic anal scene. After her colon stretching, she sits on his dick and works it with her pussy. The dick may go into her pussy, but the big load goes right into her mouth.
Adrianna Nicole & Sean Michaels
After talking a little bit about her doctor, Adrianna shows off her natural tits and then get her ass into high gear. This woman has never really done a whole lot for me, but she gives it her all. She also has a really nice which makes her perfect for this movie. Sean finds her with her ass up in the air and he immediately sticks his tongue into her bum. Returning the favor, she takes the tip into her mouth and works it over. He reaches around and fingers her ass while she continues to eat cock like a champ. Pulling her onto his dick she grabs that ass. His dick slides right in there. Somehow she takes it just as deep in her throat as she did in her butt. They alternate between anal and oral with Adrianna impressing at every step. Combining the oral and anal, she licks Sean’s ass until he’s ready to bust a nut. It takes several more round of anal for that though. He finally feeds her the seed. I like this scene a lot. If you are at all fond of Adrianna you are probably going to love it.
Sarah
Sarah is a really cute maid hired to clean up after some of Mike’s friends. They are lying around drunk and just making a huge mess. She decides that the mess is just too big and that it would be easier for her to just suck dick. Makes perfect sense to me. You go girl. Even with three dicks to please, she hardly misses a beat, sucking her way around the circle of cock like she can’t wait to get to the next one. While her mouth is stuffed with hard meat the guys line up behind her to fuck that waiting pussy. I know that they will get to his ass eventually, but for now she is so happy to bounce her pussy up and down on a stiff meat stick. They make the transition to anal and have her legs flailing about in no time. Even double stuffed Sarah seems to be having a great time. Since there are three guys to fuck her, the thin blonde is air-tight and loving it. The DP footage is really good and there are some nice gape shots for fans who want to see the inside of her colon. She’s very pretty and I love the flailing leg shots as she gets pumped full of throbbing man meat. They reward her by making another big mess, this time all over her face.
Britney Stevens & Steve Holmes
We kick this one off with Britney in a bikini. That’s a very good thing because she has the curves to pull it off. We get a chance to admire her body before she strips and then gawk a bit as the skimpy suit comes off. Steve doesn’t have time to stare though. She wants to be fingered in the ass and Steve is the only guy around to do it. When the fingers slide in easily he pulls her on top of his cock to give that a try. Britney fucks it then sucks it clean, proving that she is ready to have her world rocked. He takes her in side, puts her on the couch ass up and takes full advantage of that big butt. Britney takes every inch, then goes ass to mouth before getting on top for some anal cowgirl. They are face to face with Steve sucking on her tits as he bangs up into her asshole. This woman has really turned into quite an anal slut. In between positions she goes deep throat on us. Steve has to help, but she gets it down. Color me impressed. There are some nice shots of her pussy as she spreads wide and shows us the pink while he fucks her ass. The energy is great and if you haven’t figured it out yet, Britney is quite the hot performer. He finishes her off by shooting a big load in her mouth. This may be the best scene of the whole movie.
Velicity Von & Steve Holmes
Disc two opens with some great tit footage as Velicity shakes those things right in the camera. She can twist her nipples and play booby bounce all day long, but we know that her ass is going to be on the menu pretty soon. Once we have seen every inch of her body, the curvy blonde goes inside where Steve Holmes is only too happy to sample her pussy. He hauls out the big dick and lets her suck it for a while. They don’t go for the deep throat, focusing instead on her lips and of course the tits. Velicity is one of the better tit fuckers in the business. She works her boobs well and focuses on the camera as she takes that big thing in her cleavage. Eventually he turns his attention to the ass, licking it first and then sticking it with his big dick. Spoon doesn’t give us great butt shots, but it allows us to admire the rest of her body. Steve spins her around for some cowgirl. If you were looking to jerk off watching this girl’s big ass now is your chance. This is a really good scene and probably suffers a bit because I just watched Britney blow the doors off of the mother fucker. (Huh? Really?) Certainly Velicity certainly earns her stripes for a great anal scene featuring some really deep strokes. He feeds her a big load of cream. Just another hot scene folks.
Alexandra Joy & Steve Holmes
In an odd bit of tease, we don’t see Alexandra’s face for a very long time. If you are really, really good you could try to ID her just from her nipples. (Or they could read the previous sentence.) Once again it is Holmes who gets to give this pretty girl a try. She’s fairly new so we will have to see if she can come up with anything close to the last two scenes. Joined by a friend, Steve keeps her busy. With no eye contact, Alexandra comes off a little cold. Even as she gets fucked at both ends things are a step behind what w
e have seen so far. She doesn’t seem like the sort of girl who is going to easily take DP, but does. Do not overlook this scene. Though I didn’t find the same spark here that we saw in the last two, but this girl is really easy on the eyes and she takes DP like it’s something she does every day. Alexandra eats two loads of cum like a good girl. Look for even better scenes from this girl in the future.
Cindy Crawford
I’ll stick around to the end for Cindy Crawford any day. This girl is so fucking hot (and STILL owes me a blowjob) and is ready to get her ass fucked and her face glazed. Holmes and Everhard barely let her even get introduced before going after that hot little body. They take her to the couch and fill both ends quickly. Her shaved pussy gets drilled nicely and Cindy delivers a great BJ. Cindy grabs Steve’s dick and guides it right into her pussy. When this girl is focused and on her game she is one of the top performers in the business. We get to watch her handle big cocks and power strokes in this scene. They bend her over and work dick right into the ass. That leaves her ready to sit on the second dick with her pussy. If the last DP scene was good, this one is great. Watching her get pounded is damn impressive, but check out the deep throat she pulls off on Everhard. Wow. Cindy is talking with the guys as they bang the hell out of her. I haven’t seen her show this much energy in a while and she looks as good as ever. The tight shots of the DP action provide us great hard core action and Cindy matches their energy and gives it right back to them. For a big finish she takes two loads right in the mouth, swallows them and flashes us that beautiful smile. Cindy Crawford still has it and her scene is worth sticking around for.
Bonus: BTS, Cumshot Recap, Photo Gallery, Cast List & Trailers
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