Slant Eye for the White Guy

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It started as a cure for writers block. I was working on some other projects and would come home every night and write in a journal as a warm up. One day, I was reading and found some reviews of porn flicks. I've always loved movies and porn, so I decided to review some tapes form my personal porn collection. I wrote a review, found that I liked it and posted it to asm. The feedback was positive and I just kept writing. I found it a great way to get me started each day, writing about something I enjoyed and pretty soon, people were asking me to review their films and work on a web site. The rest, as they say, is history.

Overall Rating [9/12]
Female Looks [9/12]
Male Looks [8/12]
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Extras [5/12]
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Slant Eye for the White Guy


163 Mins.

Porn Fidelity/Juicy


THEMES: Asian Girls, Big Tits

CONDOMS: Some Noted



STARS: Kelly Madison, Luci Thai, Jade Hsu, Kianna Dior, Loni & Lucy Lee


Anyone familiar with Kelly Madison‘s movies knows what to expect here. She is a beautiful, busty woman who likes to share other hot chicks with her lucky husband. He’s a lucky guy on so many levels. For this adventure, Kelly specifically finds hot Asian girls for fun. This might be a compilation or perhaps it is just a collection they have been building for a while. Some of the girls she brings home are long gone from porn so I’m guessing it has been a few years in the works. Luci Thai, Loni and Kianna are right up there among the hottest Asians in porn over the last few years. Jade Hsu is here as well. Lucy Lee is also on hand and her crazy energy always makes for great porn. (Just have to make sure to contain it so she doesn’t go off on people.) Combining Kelly‘s sexual energy and her incredible tits with all this Asian talent is bound to be a whole lot of fun.

Kianna Dior

Poor Kianna just got fired from her job at the auto parts store. They couldn’t stop staring at her tits and Kelly swoops right in. As it turns out, she needs help with a part for her Hummer and convinces Kianna to come home with her. With Kianna lying on the bed covering her eyes Kelly brings in her husband and starts sucking his cock. Though that wears thin pretty quickly, his meat is hard and ready to go for the big reveal. Kianna is quite happy to see Ryan and is ready to play with the horny couple. The pretty Asian girl goes right after that hard cock and is quite impressive. She really likes sucking ball and Kelly does a nice job of sitting back and letting the new girl carry the action for a while. Since Ryan loves tits, both girls have their set on display and we get some great boob footage as they take turn fucking him. Some of the best footage comes with Kianna on top riding cock while Kelly talks dirty and watches. It takes a pretty loud performer to match up with Kelly, but Kianna just about does it. He finally gets around to fucking his wife and this should drive the tit fans crazy. They finish with some great tit fucking as the girls kneel side by side and let him try both racks. Kianna gets the popshot, all over her chin and gorgeous tits. Very nice start.

Lucy Lee

Coming out of a well known electronics store (the exact store where I bought this laptop actually, just a couple of miles from my house.) Kelly finds Lucy and her brother. The girls hit it off and bro hits the road. The girls catch lunch and then snack on each other. This is actually pretty hot footage, but it ends quickly when Ryan shows up. No double dose of big tits this time. He gets Kelly‘s melons and Lucy’s perky little boobies. No worries though because Lucy has something else she can do. She can deep throat like crazy. Kelly watches in awe as her husband’s good sized lab works all the way down that hot Korean throat. Kelly is no slouch when it comes to cock sucking, but Lucy wins big points for this trick. The oral action I very well paced and totally hot. They work into fucking with Lucy riding hard on the cock for a while. She looks even better with her legs pushed up to her chest while Ryan bangs that tight Asian gash. Lucy can take it hard and that is exactly how he gives it to her. Little Lucy eats pussy while being fucked from behind. I would say that our horny couple found the perfect girl to bring home. Not about to be outdone, Kelly starts fucking and gets on top to show off those incredible boobs. She knows what her man likes and her body is great for on camera fucking. They finish with some standing doggy so that her tits can bounce and Lucy can lay her head at the edge of bed waiting to eat a big load of cream. Ryan gives it to her and we have another great scene to enjoy.


Sexy Loni does nails and she also does a hilarious Asian accent. Kelly talk to her about wanting to give her husband something special. A happy ending is what he needs, but Loni does pedicures. A pedicure with a happy ending? Why the hell not. Hubby shows up and the action starts out innocently enough. Loni starts with a foot rub, but wants to free the cock from his jeans. Still using that hilarious accent, Loni is thrilled by the size of his dong and with Kelly‘s permission, slip it between her hungry lips. With Kelly watching and masturbating, Loni squats, sucks and rubs her clit all at the same time. Damn I miss this girl. She does a good job with her mouth and then shares the dick with Kelly. With these two women sharing a scene we have to wonderfully natural sets of tits. If you like boobs at all, you will love them together. Loni rides the dick in reverse cowgirl while Kelly keeps her mouth near the action. She sucks balls and waits her turn like a perfect wife should. Loni also enjoys boobs so she feeds on Kelly‘s while being fucked from behind. The energy here is fantastic as Loni enjoys the feel of a big stiff cock deep inside of her body. Kelly gets some mish fucking and then pushes back against Ryan’s dick during doggy. Loni has great tits for fucking and she puts on a good show. Then Kelly puts her to shame by making his dick disappear between her awesome set. Ryan dishes out some dick dressing to all four boobs, capping off a scene that makes me wonder where Loni is these days.

Luci Thai

Playing on the same theme as the last scene, Kelly asks if Luci can finish Ryan’s massage with something special. She happily agree and after just a few minutes of a standard rub down, rolls Ryan over to caress his love muscle. Her pretty mouth finds its way around the dick and Luci has this look in her eye that tells us that she knows how damn fine it looks. Watching Luci do that has the same effect on Kelly that it does on those of us watching. So she does what we’re all supposed to be being. Well sort of. She rubs her pussy. Most of us watching don’t have pussies, but that’s a whole different story. Luci climbs onto the table with Ryan where she can have better access to his cock and we get a better view of her body as she continues to suck. Once they start fucking, Kelly steps in and gets some for herself. He hangs those big tits over Luci’s mouth and rubs them in her face. Before the girls switch, Luci licks some pussy to make the penetration nice and easy for Kelly. The girls get in 69 with Kelly on top so that Ryan can go from his wife’s pussy to Luci’s mouth in on easy motion. Kelly likes being fucked, but Ryan doesn’t make Luci wait long before fucking her some more. They go for some standing doggy that shows off her beautiful legs. Luci may have lost a lot of weight and almost completely lost her once perfect tits, but those are still fantastic. In the end, he blasts Luci with a huge load of cum all over her pretty face. This is another girl that I miss a great deal.

Jade Hsu

Jade is helping Kelly get ready for her wedding. They get each other dressed for several minutes. This is great tease, especially if you have a wedding dress fantasy. Kelly barely fits her huge tits into her dress in time for Ryan to walk in. Screw the bad luck, the groom is nervous and wants to see his bride to be. Kelly doesn’t want to mess up her make up so she asks Jade to take care of her man. Now we get the bride sucking cock right next to her pretty Asian bridesmaid and that’s just fucking hot. Kelly is actually much hotter than her co-star this time. Jade is sexy, but seems to have lost a lot of spark along with a ton of weight. They keep their dresses partially on as they move to the bed and fuck. I love the white stockings and the frilly dresses. It just adds a heavy layer of fantasy to an already hot and energetic three-way. Kelly likes getting her mouth in close while Jade rides his condom covered cock with her twat. Ryan is no longer nervous and is able to slam into both girls with great force. He finishes off with a big load all over Kelly‘s tummy and boobs.

If you like the Porn Fidelity style, then you already know exactly what you’re going to get. Kelly and her husband do pretty much the same thing in every scene. Nothing wrong with that, especially when it works so well. The set ups are cute, though they end up feeling very similar as you would expect. Loni adds a lot to hers, even if it mostly a silly accent. I’m sure that “happy ending” fantasy used more than once will go over well with fans of sexy Asian girls. I loved watching Loni and Kelly team up on Ryan. All that natural tit flesh in one room really got to me. Luci is the perfect masseuse and one hell of a cock sucker as well. I was surprised at how much I liked the Kianna scene. She’s hot and cold for me and in this one she was definitely hot. Ditto for Lucy Lee. Her deep throat is a very nice addition to an already smoking scene. I love this movie because I like the Porn Fidelity style, I really like Kelly and I love Asian woman. So what’s not to like?

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