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It started as a cure for writers block. I was working on some other projects and would come home every night and write in a journal as a warm up. One day, I was reading alt.sex.movies and found some reviews of porn flicks. I've always loved movies and porn, so I decided to review some tapes form my personal porn collection. I wrote a review, found that I liked it and posted it to asm. The feedback was positive and I just kept writing. I found it a great way to get me started each day, writing about something I enjoyed and pretty soon, people were asking me to review their films and work on a web site. The rest, as they say, is history.

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Porn of the Dead


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DIRECTOR: Rob Rotten

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2006

7/05

STARS: Sierra Sinn, Hillary Scott, Trina Michaels, Nicki Jett, Ruby

REVIEW-

Before we even get to the fact that this is a rare horror-based adult movie, let’s address a huge no-no. Any time we have a movie that doesn’t list the female members of the cast on the box, it’s a bad sign. It isn’t good when Justin Slayer does it and it isn’t good when Rob Rotten does it.

After just finishing The XXXorcist, I figured I would give Rob Rotten’s flick a shot. It isn’t totally out of the ordinary for Rob who shoots some very odd stuff. He’s also got Jim Powers shooting camera and Jim has probably shot more “horror porn” scenes than anyone in the history of the business. (He may have shot more porn than anyone in the biz period in the last ten years.) The first thing we notice about this movie is the music. It’s hard, unrelenting and maybe too loud for some people. I’m not crazy about it as a porn soundtrack, but it’s pretty cool just from a music standpoint. That I’m spending this much time talking about the music might tip some of you as to how much I enjoyed the movie overall. More on that later. Let’s just deal with the fact that this is not your typical adult film. It’s a punk rock flick with blood and gore. It’s Halloween everyone, enjoy it for what it is.

Sierra Sinn & Dirty Harry

Harry is out on a zombie hunt apparently because he finds a walking corpse and takes it home. He chokes her and then leaves to get something to cut her up with. Upon returning Harry finds her missing. He gets attacked and then the zombie decides to suck his cock. Cute the ultra-core music and let the chick all covered in green mud do her thing. This is the sort of thing we have seen before from Jim Powers and sometimes it can be interesting. Sierra is certainly a sexy girl, but this isn’t played for sex appeal. This is all about a creepy, unappealing near-corpse and the chicks in make up being banged by him. If you don’t like this kind of music then you need to mute things because it is relentless and matches the strokes as he blasts her asshole. After her shoots a load, she bites his cock off and we get to see it spray blood everyone. Ouch.

Hillary Scott &

Cute Hillary is in a dreamy looking sequence where she masturbates. The washed out picture gives way to a dingy fantasy where she is being eaten by some freaky looking creature. She drools all over his thrusting cock and then is thrown onto her back so that he can pound the living shit out of her. Her ass looks pretty good up in the air even with the dim lighting. She spreads her long legs really wide and rides like her life depends on taking every inch of dick into her tight sphincter. She takes a big load in her wide-open mouth. This is pretty interesting even if it isn’t as hot as it could be.

Trina Michaels & Company

While shooting a porn scene, Trina is surprised by a group of freaky monster creatures. They tear through the crew, but leave her alive so that they can fuck her silly. With blood all over her, Trina takes cock in both holes and doesn’t seem to care what the guys look like. They fuck her face hard enough to have her quagging at such a loud volume that she almost drowns out the music. They pound her pretty well and cover her in cream.

Nikki Jett & Rob Rotten

Rob brings Nikki in and puts her on a table. It looks as if she is dead, but that doesn’t stop him from playing with her pussy. As the music builds he sticks his cock into her mouth and pushes as far as he can go. The lighting is very interesting during this scene, but the sex is pretty standard and she kind of fucks like a corpse. (Which may be the intent.)

Ruby & Johnny Thrust

Mental patient Ruby has her face all clawed up and is lying in a pool of her own blood. That doesn’t stop Johnny from sticking his dick in her mouth. This one is as harsh and ugly as the guitar licks thundering in the background. She bites off his finger and that just makes him angry. Johnny pumps her from the back and the blood is everywhere. After he busts a nut, she actually rips his freaking guts out. This one is pretty bloody my friends so hold on to your hats.

I don’t know who this is going to appeal to really. It’s not really a feature in the way some of those old Extreme Associates horror-porn movies were. It’s a series of scenes with thrash music and a lot of make up. There is plenty of blood, some body parts being ripped off and a general sense of the macabre. The sex is pretty standard stuff, lots of anal, some gagging, but the sex is never really the focus of the movie. It’s more about the music and the make up. Are there people who will get off on this? Probably, but I don’t think anyone is going to confuse this with a great jerk-off flick. There are some quality women here, but the focus is so far from beauty and strokeability that I don’t think anyone will notice. This is the time of year that movies like this should be most popular. If you can find a copy on the shelves pick it up and enjoy a blood and jizz soaked Halloween.


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