Lewd Conduct 16

OVERALL RATING: 10

140 Mins

Diabolic

www.DiabolicVideo.com

DIRECTOR: Mike John

THEMES: Anal Sex, Real Tits

2003

12/02

STARS: Melody, Jade, Ander Page, Crystal Ray, Taylor Rain, Audrey James, John Strong, Mark Davis & Erik Everhard

REVIEW:

I have wanted to see this movie ever since I saw the poster in the Diabolic booth in Vegas last December. The box shot is one of the hottest pictures I have ever seen. Sexy Persian babe Melody is good looking on her worst day, but this shot is just fucking awesome. Mike John has captured her perfect body and girl next door face perfectly. With a lot of porn directors deciding to put themselves on their boxes, we might all want to thank Diabolic and Mike John for knowing the real reason we pick up a vid. With all due respect to the men behind the camera, it’s the babes we care about and this movie is a perfect example of a box that would make me grab the movie no matter who directed it. (Yes, we can discuss how much a quality director can add to a flick at another time. This just is a box cover observation.) In addition to the shot of Melody, I was looking forward to seeing what sexy Audrey James (Jaymes) can do in a Mike John movie. He introduced me to this cutie in Vegas and I was smitten from the start. Oh yeah and Taylor Rain is in the movie to….yeah, small addition. (Ha)

Crystal Ray has an interesting story to tell. The way she got into the business is almost too good to be true. She has beautiful hair, a long, cute body and a nice smile. John Strong is the lucky guy who gets to pop her on screen cherry. Crystal doesn’t suck like a first timer, giving good eye contact as she works up and down his throbbing shaft. She straddles his body and slides her pussy down over his cock, swallowing it to the root. This girl has a really nice pussy and a long, leggy body to enjoy. John gets her warmed up and then starts really cramming his dick into her video-virgin pussy. Her ass is next and that really makes her eyes go wide. After she gets used to the feel, Crystal is bouncing up and down on his pole like a champ. He pulls her legs up high so we get a tight shot of the action and Crystal’s energy is fantastic. After a great anal debut, Crystal holds her mouth open and takes every drop of his jizz. John finger feeds her the last few drops and we have witnessed an amazing rookie effort.

Ander Page is a twenty-one year old brunette with a really nice booty. As she sheds her clothes we see that she also has a fantastic set of homegrown fun bags. It takes two dicks to keep her busy so John and Erik Everhard give her some meat. Erik bends her over for some hard doggy while she blows John. In turn, he goes right up her butt when Ander starts sucking Erik’s prick. The ass and mouth action is OK, and Ander is super loud. As the guys move into DP, she starts screaming. The only way to quiet this high-impact fuck doll is to fill her mouth with two loads of cream which she swallows with glee.

Now it’s time for Audrey James. She is in a hot little white lace number that shows off her assets perfectly. Mike has a good time checking her from head to toe and making her shake those big tits and her luscious ass. Down on her knees, she waits for a nice hard cock to come fill that pretty mouth. Her eye contact is good as she slips those full lips up and down John’s shaft. He pulls her up onto the bed and starts fucking her smooth little pussy with fast, short strokes. I love the shots of Audrey on top because that butt is too fucking tasty. Of course in reverse cowgirl we get to watch perhaps the best tits in all of porn bounce with every stroke. Her energy was a little low during the blowjob, but by the time she gets spoon-slammed, Audrey is giving us a great scene all the way around. John fucks her perfect tits for a while and leaves a big load on her chest, neck and face. Audrey is hot, just plain hot.

Speaking of hot, Taylor Rain is one of those cute girls who blows us away with just how nasty she can get. To show off her body, she bends over, spreads her cheeks and rubs her asshole. Mark Davis keeps her spread as he slips a couple of fingers in and out of her tight hole. When her pretty face gets busy around his cock, the scene really picks up. Taylor’s pretty eyes flash for the camera as drool dribbles out around his big slab of man meat. He stands her up and rubs her clit from behind, making Taylor ready for anything. She gets on her hands and knees so he can fuck her pussy with his cock and fill her ass with his thumb. I like her energy and her butt as she bounces hard in cowgirl. When she turns around to face the camera, his dick goes into her backdoor and the thing brunette drops down on it hard. After a few strokes, she does some A2M, but is back on it before you can say halitosis. This is a fantastic anal scene that ends with a great facial.

Jade is up next and she’s a nice looking girl who enjoys showing off her tits. This girl has a nice face, great body and a mouth that opens really wide to take two dicks at once. After a short blowjob, she mounts John’s dick while Erik fucks her face. I love the smile on her face as she bounces up and down on cock. We get our first dick rubbing of the movie. Yeah, I know it’s big now, but it’s still a shot of a sexy girl we can’t see because the camera is focused on Erik rubbing his dick against John. The double-pussy is nicely shot, so if you like it, then it’s really good stuff. For my money, I’ll take the shot of one dick enjoying the feeling of her tight, all-female, ass. The guys take turns wrecking her little ass, making her taste it and finally get down to some hard DP. Jade comes out smiling as the guys drop two big loads right into her mouth.

Melody is up last and damn she looks good. She looks as good on the couch as she does on the box. Her natural tits look good in her bikini top, but even better when Mike has her take them out and shake them for us. This Persian hottie looks really good down on her knees and knows just how to suck a dick for the camera. After licking his ass for a while, she spreads her cheeks for the ass-first action. John blasts her ass and then lets Melody take over. The RCA in this scene is great because this girl has one of the best bodies in all of porn. With a face to go with it and sexual energy to spare, she really is the complete package. After repeated A2M shots he shoots into her mouth and Melody swallows it, further proving that she’s the perfect woman.

So, the box cover is great, but the movie is even better. It’s been a long time since I’ve actually been super-enthused about an all sex tape, but this one is easily the best in a while. Mark LC 16 down as a nomination for Best All-Sex movie for this year’s Rog Reviews Awards. The action is really well shot, the girls are hot and the male talent does a good job. There is a bit of double/single (New term for either double-anal or double-vag) so if you really like that you will get a little. Audrey James (However she spells her name) is totally hot, Melody is even hotter and we all know about Taylor Rain. Crystal Ray is quite a find, Jade is sexy and Anger Page gives one of her best performances. If you’re a DVD fan, you will have to wait a while to own this one, but in the meantime, rent it because it’s worth a look.