Rogue Adventures #18
DIRECTOR: Joey Silvera
CONDOMS: Some Noted
STARS: Jessica Darlin, Nomi X, Julia Vidal, Vanity, Shakira, Stephany, Pricila Dandara, Vo, Mystique
I don’t usually review the she-male flicks, even the really good ones. They just don’t turn me on and I’m not sure what the audience is looking for in their CWD’s (Chicks With Dicks). Nothing wrong with this kind of movie at all, it’s just not my cup of tea. So how did this one end up in the player? Two word answer, Jessica Darlin. She is back in the business after taking some time off and looking hotter than ever. I know she has shot a few scenes, but this is the first one that has come across my desk so it gets a look, swinging schlongs on the other ‘girls’ or not.
Nomi X is a light skinned brother who looks pretty feminine, but has a tell tale voice. Joey interviews Nomi, has him play with himself and finally brings in a bald guy to take care of the swinging meat between Nomi’s legs. The dick certainly works well and Nomi works hard to return the favor. After a pretty good blowjob, he mounts the other guy and takes it deep in his ass. Being nailed in the butt makes him shoot all over the camera. Nomi licks the lens clean and then works a load from his new friend. OK, if you like TS’s I imagine Nomi is a good one.
Next up is Vanity who is even more feminine looking and has a fairly passable voice. Joey has him playing around in a garage and there is a lot of personality from this he-he. Chris comes in to work on a car but it’s really all about playing with tools. Jessica Darlin is waiting outside and is about to add some real female flesh to the party. Vanity enjoys Jessica’s mouth on his tits and then on his stiff prick. It is very good to see Jess back on her knees with cock in her mouth no matter where it comes from. While she is giving a world class suck job t the trannie, Vanity works Chris’ turgid tool. Working up to the bigger meat, Jessica makes quick work of Chris as well. If she works for all of 2002 I think that Jessica is very likely to end up winning a shitload of awards for her oral skills. Vanity decides to toy with Jessica’s tight little pussy and as always, the blonde responses beautifully. Vanity is actually a really good fuck and lights Jessica up nicely. After Chris gets a turn in her pussy, Vanity comes back for some rear entry on Ms. Darlin’s dandy derriere. After ripping that pretty little ass, Vanity makes Jessica choke on his cock. Both of them cum all over her pretty face. Welcome back Jessica. I can’t wait to see you in some scenes with some of porn’s best male talent.
Mystique is the least feminine of the trannies so far, but he gets two guys to play with so there must be something there. They start out by passing a cigar around so if you happen to also have a smoking fetish you might enjoy this foreplay. Both guys suck his cock and then they use some pumps to work on Mystique’s nipples and cock. This is some strange shit, but the guys love it. They do some ball restraints and other rather painful looking shit as the he/she fucks them in the ass and shoots all over them. That last scene had great cross over appeal, but this one is straight TS stuff.
Joey heads down to Brazil where he finds Pricila Dandara. He squats on the toilet and takes a leak before sitting on the couch. More smoking here as he takes long drags and blows the smoke towards the camera. Julia Vidal is a real girl who is brought in to play with Pricila and Stephany. The two trannies play with each other, but eventually turn their attentions on the poor girl. Julia is a pretty cute girl with great fucking tits who really does a great job sucking trannie dong. They like fucking her mouth, but Pricila wants even more, bending Julia over and fucking the shit out of her twat. Stephany takes her up the ass. Julia stays away from the cum, but the trannies have fun with it.
Shakira and Vo share a male slave for the day. He helps them set up for a photo shoot, but his real job is to suck their cocks. Shakira is a really butch looking and sounding black guy who makes the slave and Vo drool all over his tool. There is some more pump action and a whole lot of face fucking before they decide to use their slave’s ass. The bald dude gets his ass ripped and seems to like it. He also takes some cum. Sorry guys, this is seriously gay looking footage so please, enjoy it accordingly.
Since this movie is aimed at a totally different market than I am interested in, it’s no shock that I’m not thrilled by it. Rather than talk about the TS stuff that I don’t like, let’s take a look at the Jessica Darlin scene. She looks great and brings great energy to her scene. Vanity is probably the best looking CWD in the movie and he really slam fucks the sexy blonde. This scene is the best of the movie and it’s really sexy. Even if you aren’t into the whole TS angle, Jessica is hot enough to carry the action. Throughout the rest of the movie the action is well shot with great picture quality and some of the best looking CWDs on the market.