SEYMORE BUTTS MISSION TO URANUS
SEYMORE BUTTS MISSION TO URANUSOVERALL RATING: 8+
130 Mins.
DIRECTOR: Seymore Butts
Seymore Butts Home Movies
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2000 (3/00)
STARS: Alisha Klass, McKayla Matthews, Angelica Sin, Michele Raven, Mary Jane, Tom Byron, Lexington Steele, Hakan Serves.
REVIEW:
As most of you already know, I have been a huge fan of Seymore Butts for years. Long before he teamed up with Alisha Klass (Even before he teamed up with Shane) I have been saying that he shoots the best pure gonzo movies on the market. He also shoots POV blowjobs like few ever have. Now that Seymore has teamed with Alisha, there is plenty of hot anal sex in every movie. Some of the recent squirting, pissing and fisting antics don’t work for me. I know that people have to push the envelope, but Lish is hot enough without turning to freak show sex to make good movies. The newest Tushy Girl, McKayla Matthews is a super cute young thing who is fast becoming one of the hottest butt sluts in the porn world, so another movie with these two should be a lot of fun.
We start out early in the morning with Alisha waking Seymore up. She hasn’t returned home alone however. Angelica Sin, Michele Raven and Tom Byron came home with Lish and they are already fucking by the time he gets into the room. Michele and Angelica are working on each other while McKayla has Tom’s dick way down her throat. (Tom only seems to leave his own movies for Seymore these days.) While Lish helps the veggie sex, little McKayla seems intent on keeping all the cock for herself. Poor Tom has McKayla and Lish to contend with and they both suck his cock like it’s the last one on earth. (Note, I used ‘poor’ there as an example of sarcasm.) Angelica takes her turn on top Tom. There is actually so much going on and so much to love watching that things are bit cluttered here. Alisha takes over, though moving down, deep sucking Tom and shoving her fingers up his ass. There is such delight in her eyes when she’s got a cock in her mouth. How can you not just blow a nut at the thought of Lish working your rod? How did such a cute little thing like McKayla become such a huge anal slut? She must have been learning from Lish. This love for anal sex spreads through the room as Tom moves from butt to butt, blasting away with his long prick. Even in this three on one ass fuck, Lish stands out as the best little butt slut in the room. (And the fact that she is so pale is a strange turn on for me.) Great RCA fucking by Lish and a shared A2M facial for the T Girls. Welcome to Seymore’s Tom, you lucky fucker.
Lexington Steele is over playing backgammon with Seymore. When he gets up to take a leak, McKayla comes into the room. About to leave, McKayla sees Lex and suddenly her schedule for the day is clear. He goes over his resume with her, but all the little blonde really wants is to see that big cock. Actually, she wants to do more than see it. Unafraid of that monster pole, McKayla takes it in her hand and starts sucking on it. She is able to get about half of that dick into her mouth which is pretty impressive. This is great oral footage, especially if you like interracial action or love watching cute chicks take huge dicks. The big question is whether or not she is going to be able to handle such a meaty pole in her tight holes, but McKayla proves that she’s wet and ready enough for anything. After a short fuck in the pussy, she asks for it in her ass. Of course it’s slow going, but Lex manages to put it up in there, filling her pretty little butt with more cock than one would think possible. McKayla is loud as she gets banged and spins around to jerk a load out of Lex’s cock. The shot is covered from a low angle and our view is not the best, but we do get to see how much she loves his cum. Very hot scene from a very, VERY hot little lady.
Moving overseas, we get to watch Lish and McKayla on stage. These girls are pretty hot no matter what they do, but it’s nice to get a preview of their stage show. The Tushy Girls have a great time and the porn expo, taking full advantage of the less strict rules over there. This is all find and good until we follow the girls into the bathroom. SUT (Stupid urinary tricks) just don’t turn me on. After meeting Hakan at a banquet, the T Girls just have to have him. They sneak into his room and the naked fun begins. Lish and McKayla climb all over his body and start working his impressive cock to full mast. Lish manages to deep throat him then blows Hakan away by licking his asshole. With two women in bed with him, Hakan is careful to spread the meat out evenly, letting Alisha ride for a while, then dropping the hammer on McKayla. Once again, the RCA with Ms. Klass is very well shot. She’s got great thighs and really seems love cock in her ass. Either that or she is the single greatest actress in the history of this business. Is little McKayla ready for that Euro-meat in her ass? Duh, were you not watching her last scene? Hakan really fucks her ass hard and McKayla loves it. This is hard anal sex with a totally pretty girl that is well shot and no one is in pain. Fucking porn perfection. Never one to be outdone, Alisha shows that both of them have the kind of asses every man should love. He shoots a big load all over their faces. That makes two excellent scenes in a row, highlight material for sure.
Back at home, Alisha is as horny as ever, hooking up with big boobed black babe Mary Jane. She is using a fake tongue on MJ’s already dripping slit when Seymore walks in to capture the action. He helps both women to wet, squirting orgasms before sticking his dick into the action. Lish licks his cock to get it wet enough to slide into Mary’s pussy. We get one of those POV Fucks that Seymore does so well. He nails Lish in the ass, giving us a very close up view of what it must look like to nail this anal queen in the tush. Mary Jane gets a little anal, but mostly, this is all about Seymore banging his baby in the butt. They share the facial giving Seymore a nice little mixed race treat.
The two middle scenes in this movie get most all of the prize. Alisha and McKayla team up on Hakan for an outstanding anal three way. McKayla gets to go one on one with Lexington Steele and she handles him like a true superstar. If you haven’t already discovered this totally cute, unbearably hot little number, please consider this your fucking wake up call. In any other movie, the Lish and Mary Jane three way would have been a highlight as well. It’s still a well shot, hot scene, but just not quite as smoking as the middle two. With just a short little pissing scene, this movie has all of the things I love about Seymore movies with very little of the stuff I don’t dig.
