SEYMORE AND SHANE MEET KATHY WILLETS

Ultimate Video-1995

DIR: Seymore Butts

STARS: Shane, Kathy Willits, Yvonne, Vince, Seymore.

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OVERALL RATING: 6

REVIEW:

After the Hard Copy run in during the last Seymore adventure, it seems only fitting that our dynamic duo pair up with someone of legendary tabloid status. No, not Amy Fisher, although that is one that I am waiting for. This fifteen minutes of famer is none other than Kathy Willits, the Florida cop’s wife accused of being a prostitute, but who was really just a misunderstood nymphomaniac. Her trial and subsequent fame has made her a bit of a shady celebrity and in my book, that makes her perfect for the world of porn.

Before they get to Kathy’s, we get to watch Seymore have a little run in with some people at the airport. From there, they finish off a long travel day in a suite at a very nice hotel. This provides the perfect setting for a bathtub masturbation scene from Shane. As it usually does, this leads directly to a fantastic blowjob. (God, what is not to LOVE about Shane?) The combination of Shane, the water and a great facial, make this a great way to open up this tape. Yes, I know we have seen this before, and for any of you who are sick of it, fast forward, let the rest of us NON-Streisand fans enjoy this Heavenly sight.

Quick, anyone know what Virginia’s most famous historical sight is? Well, watch and learn as Seymore takes time out of his very busy day to show us this landmark. Gotta love it when you can learn something from a porn video. Just about the time you might confuse this with a National Geographic video, Shane pops up for a vibrator scene, that with some help from Seymore, quickly becomes an anal probing groan fest. For once, it goes no further, which means we miss out on seeing Shane’s lovely face covered in goo, but oh well, it is hot nonetheless.

At a trade show, S and S finally meet up with super nympho Kathy Willits. The overly busty blonde is showing her age a bit, but with so much lust in her heart, who can blame Seymore for following her into the restroom to find her spread out in a stall, working her pussy fiercely. This nasty nymph is so loud Seymore practically has to gag her to keep people in the next state to hear her. Proving that middle aged women know how to give back, Kathy is quick to suck Seymore off in the crowded stall. I have to say, she seems to have a firm grasp (GROAN) on the whole on camera blowjob thing. So good is she, that she soon sits there, with a thick gob of cum dripping from her face. Something very sexy about this somewhat respectable looking woman, in her suit with a load of jizz on her nose.

Their first meeting a huge success, S and S are off the next day to meet Kathy and her husband Jeff at their home. The outfit Mrs. Willits is in barely contains her oversized plastic melons, and it just reeks of sex. We get to see Kathy’s wall of fame, exploring her life in pictures, magazines and other revealing items. Shane also tried on some interesting nipple rings. Kathy also delves deeper into the story that made her so famous. It’s interesting, but the sight of she and Shane lying next to each other on the bed is quite a distraction. The very long set up finally pays off when Kathy cranks up the music and starts to dance. She is a natural born show off with a body that is great shape for a woman of any age, but especially for one that is well beyond what is usually considered maximum porn mileage. While in the process of getting some close up shots, Shane just can’t help but snack on some of that shaved pussy. Seymore decides that maybe all this insatiable woman need is two lovers, so he joins in the fun. Pretty soon everyone is taking turns probing Kathy’s two lower opening with fingers and toys. A good time is had by all.

For the million dollar question, Seymore asks us to guess how far he can stick his tongue up Kathy’s ass. Wow, that was exactly what I was wondering. (Actually, I was wondering what on God’s green earth those things are poking out the bottom of her tits. Does she have some sort of metal rod in there for extra support on those monsters?) OK< before you get the feeling I don't find this woman attractive let me say that there is something about her. Something very real in her sexuality that makes it hot. As she and Seymore 69 on the bed, Kathy really shows some oral expertise. Her mother must be so proud. The bed over the mirror gives us some nice shots as Seymore takes the nympho from behind, filling her with what she says she needs the most. Kathy is one of the loudest, wildest fucks I have ever seen on screen. It's funny, after seeing all the young starlets Seymore has fucked over the years, this older woman nearly fucks him right through the bed. After an athletic fuck, Kathy jerks the cum from Seymore's cock like a woman on a mission. A more aggressive handjob you will never see, and you have to love the way Kathy dives on Seymore and licks up his load like so much chocolate syrup.

Tired out, Seymore trades places with Shane and captures the action as the sexy blonde vixen fills Kathy to the brim with a huge strap on. Unlike her better half, Shane is not restricted to the front door. No, Mrs. Willets is happy to take the full length of latex into her apparently well loosened ass. Shane basically leaves Kathy in a sweaty heap. Could be the insatiable nympho has met her match.

Not for long though, later that evening as everyone gets ready for a night on the town, Kathy just has to give Shane a taste test. It seems the blonde nymph who can take a cock so well, is also rather an expert with her own tongue buried between some tight lips. This brief bit only serves to warm the sex Shane up for a night of clubbing. A night of clubbing naturally leads to a double blow job for Seymore and Shane and Kathy share is stick. Outside the club, with the music still blaring in the background, Seymore bends over a bikini clad Kathy up against a fence and fucks her. Now this is porn as art! The amorous party girl is lightning quick as she whirls around to jerk another sticky facial from Seymore. This load covers her forehead to chin in goo. Lovely.

So ends the adventures of Kathy Willits, however, there is still plenty of action left in this tape. Back at home, S and S are left stranded at the airport by Yvonne. You can only guess as to why the lusty Brit flaked on her duties. That’s right, she is busy at home getting fucked by Vince Voyeur. Ever the forgiving sort, Shane just hops right on the bed to join the horny couple. Shane and Yvonne have teamed up on so many guys by now that they have things down to a science. Got to love the way Shane licks her gal pal’s ass as she gets nailed doggy. This leads to a good hard bit of ass fucking for the nasty blonde. With Debi Diamond and Kaitlyn Ashley out of the picture for the time being, Yvonne has to be the loudest, nastiest ass fucking performer in the biz. With Shane giving a helping hand, Yvonne and Vince climax together leaving her shaved pussy soaked to the core.

After steadily getting better, this Seymore feature takes a slight step back in my book. Most of the action centers around Kathy Willits, who while being sexy, is not enough to carry a video. More Shane would have been good, but that is always the case. The Yvonne scene is good, and as always the oral sex is nothing short of brilliant. It is interesting to see Kathy, and I would watch other videos with her in them, however, with Seymore, I set the bar very high and this one just did not compare to the last few. Still worth a rent for everyone and big fans will still want to add it to the collection.

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