Seymore Butts and the Love Shack

Factory Home Video, 1993

DIRECTOR: Seymore Butts

STARS: Laurel Canyon, Bianca Trump, Alicia Rio, Celeste, Alex Jordan, Summer Knights, Sheila Stone, Brandy Alexandre

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OVERALL RATING: 7

Just when you thought it was safe to lie around your Jacuzzi, free from harassment, up pops a wet and horny Bianca Trump just dying to give you head and have you jack off all over her tits. Yeah right! Only if you name is Seymore Butts, and apparently this time around, only if you are dreaming. So starts the forth adventure of everyone’s favorite wandering perv Seymore. His lovely dream in interrupted by a call from Uncle Mo, inviting our hero to a porn party and launching us into another great adventure.

Off to a raging porn party sponsored by FOXE (Fans Of X-rated Entertainment.) Seymore runs into over a dozen honeys, all dying to show off for our hero’s camera. As a member of FOXE and having been to several of these events, I can say that are every bit as fun as they look. Wandering around amidst the sexy ladies, Seymore finds his cousin Phil, who seems to have a bead on a new cutie (Sheila Stone) who wants to take Phil somewhere to practice having kids. It’s off to the specially designed “Seymore’s Love Shack” (A carefully disguised tool shed. Don’t be fooled.)

Once inside, Sheila can hardly wait to free Phil’s trouser trout from one confinement and slip it into the friendly confines of (No, not Wrigley field) her hot mouth. Sheila was a pretty decent looking blonde, who had a short and rather uneventful career in X vids, but she seems to have a good time here as she chows down on Phil with the noise from the party wafting up all around her. Seymore’s lucky cousin shoots a stream of jizz all over Sheila’s most impressive assets, her lovely boobs. Not satisfied with one Butts’ boner, Ms. Stone shifts over and begins to work on Seymore. In classic SB style, the POV BJ shots are AOK. There are some especially nice shots of lovely Sheila’s eyes as she stares down the camera with her lips stretched wide around his tube steak. It’s no wonder Seymore soon adds his load to his cousin’s on Sheila’s chest.

Back out at the party, Seymore is busy covering a grudge jello wrestling match between Alex Jordan and Summer Knight. The battle in red goo is apparently so arousing that partygoer Brandy Alexandre just has to hook up with a nearby stud and take him back to the Love Shack. As the battle royale rages outside, the blowjob royale occurs just a few yards away. After a brief standing fuck, Brandy milks a decent load out of her stud into her mouth. It’s a very nice shot with plenty of jizz on Brandy’s smiling face.

After some more party footage, including a long talk with an apparently drunk Kelly O’Dell, it’s back to the Shack where Alex Jordan has washed the jello from between here toes and is busy dancing up a storm for an adoring fan. The ever lovely Ms. Jordan pleasures herself with a dildo while squatting over his lucky face.

Party guest Ron Jeremy is the next to hunt down Seymore, bringing the news that porn vet Laurel Canyon is in the house and ready to rekindle her lust for Ron in the Shack. As unlikely a pairing as these two is tough to find, but sure enough, like a pro, Laurel is all over Ron’s long cock like Senator Packwood on a new intern. The crude lighting of the Love Shack actually does get in the way a bit here, as the always gorgeous Laurel is obscured a bit by the grainy video quality. Still, her total heat comes through as Ron skewers her with his immense fuckstick. His extremely long strokes soon have the blonde Goddess screaming and creaming like there is no tomorrow. Unfortunately and breaking with tradition, the cum shot misses Ms. Canyon’s face, plashing instead across her lovely boobs. Still, even with this slight let down, this scene cooks.

All partied out, Seymore staggers home, and in spite of his raging hangover, still manages to put the moves on Lacy Rose, who just happens by his abode. Ever the eager beaver, Lacy is just dying to try out for one of Seymore’s movies. (Damn that fucking guidance counselor. I told him I wanted to wander aimlessly with a video camera and get laid by gorgeous women, but what was his advice? Go to college, be a lawyer or a doctor or a writer. What a dick. Come to think of it, he recommended I join the Navy or become an exotic male dancer. Come to think of it, he wanted me to wear a boy scout uniform. But I digress…)

Upon taking Lacy into the casa de Butts, Seymore finds that his slovenly friends and cousin Phil have left his place in a total shambles. Saving himself from a total ass kicking, Phil has the backyard full with friends Peter North, Alicia Rio and Celeste. (Yeah, that might make me less pissed about the mess.) This small gathering makes for the perfect setting to introduce Lacy to the wonderful world of porn. Soon the fresh meat is on her back between the two veteran porn starlets. Alicia and Celeste are on top of Lacy so fast you would think she had diamonds in that hot pussy of hers. Proving that she is indeed, ready for smut stardom, Lacy is quick to get her face buried between the perfect thighs of Ms Rio. (One of my all time faves who always looks fantastic.) If gorgeous brunette women are you thing, then you are guaranteed wood over this pile of perfection.

After allowing the ladies ample time to get each other warmed up, Phil and Peter stroll over to add some meat to this veggie mix. Lucky Peter gets to sample a south of the border blowjob from lovely latina Alicia. Don’t feel too sorry for Cousin Phil though, he ends up as a test cock while Celeste teaches nubie Lacy how to give head like a pro. (If you ask me, the pupil should be giving lessons to the teacher here. Lacy is just hot.) The five lusty participants take turns at each other, with Lacy being treated to wild orgasm by Phil as a major highlight. (Have I mentioned that she is hot?) Also noteworthy is Alicia’s incredible blowjob of Peter. She just looks like she can’t get enough of his fat cock. Lacy and Celeste get the most cock in their pussies, but it is once again Ms. Rio who is the most bone inspiring. She proves that quality beats quantity every time.

Apparently, Seymore believes that to make a star, you have to put a new girl to the test. It is her nubie ass that Peter gets to break in. With some reverse cowgirl anal that would make Max Hardcore smile, Lacy repeatedly raises up off of, then slams down on Peter’s cock. In sharp contrast to Lacy’s stellar carnality, Celeste wraps up her rather mediocre pairing with Cousin Phil by taking his load across her belly. Great looking or not, I never did see what the big deal about this woman is. Not to be outdone by upstart Lacy, Alicia provides further proof that she is a first rate porn slut by providing a facial landing strip for one of North’s famous cum fountains, even going so far as to lick the fresh from the bowels prick clean.

The next outdoor swarie takes place on a rooftop between T.T. Boy, Jake Steed and Teri Diver. As part of an elaborate plan to get Teri to fuck on film, Seymore has enlisted the help of his trusted friends. He has told Teri that he has sporting event tickets, but when she arrives to pick them up, Seymore informs her that, in fact, T.T. and Jake had first dibs on the duckets. (Kind of elaborate when you consider how easily Teri fucked for Seymore just two vids ago.)

Since she is such a bit sports groupie, Teri offers herself in trade for the tickets. (Natch!). Thinking clearly, and not on crack, the two studs agree with minimal consideration. In a matter of moments all three are naked and Teri is giving a great lesson in the value of the barter system. Ms. Diver is quite the cocksucker, taking on Jake in a very commendable way before opening up her pussy for T.T. to send her screaming into orgasmic bliss. By the time she squats down and takes all of Jake’s huge cock inside of her, Ms. Diver seems to be going wild with ecstasy. Only T.T.’s cock in her mouth is able to stifle her screa
ms of pleasure as she gets pumped full of black cock. When they switch back, it does seem to take some of the wind out of Teri’s sails to have T.T’s cock in her. (Can anyone say Size Queen?) However, that does not stop her from enthusiastically opening her mouth wide to receive a messy double facial from her two studs. Even by Seymore’s standards, this facial is a stand out.

This would have been a fine way to wrap up this tape, but never one to short this audience, Seymore adds some bonus footage of the FOXE lingerie show. There is some fine footage, especially of sexy ladies Fallon, Alex Jordan and Aja to round out this tape. Overall, the action here is good. The Love Shack footage is worth a look, especially the delectable Laurel Canyon, However, it is the two final scenes that really got me going. The five way, highlighted by Alicia Rio and Lacy Rose is one of the hottest yet from Mr. Butts.

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