Losers Never Get Laid

Losers Never Get Laid

MOVIE TYPE: Feature
241 Mins
Adam & Eve
DIRECTOR: Dick Chibbles
CONDOMS: None Noted
THEMES: Geeks, Hookers, Bathroom Sex, Strippers,
2018
STARS: Connor Kennedy, Ron Jeremy, Katie Morgan, Tommy Pistol, Britney Amber, Tommy Gunn, Evan Stone, Mercedes Carrera, Miranda Miller, Alexa Grace, Skylar Snow, Kleio Valentien, Sasha Heart

REVIEW-

This is a simple little comedy with some nice dialog, a pretty cast and sex that fits the target audience. Nothing too crazy, just solid sex in between a few good laughs. Connor Kennedy plays a basic loser with loser friends, a broken heart and a video came addiction. His best friend (Played well by Tommy Pistol) is equally inept but willing to pay for booty when he needs to get his rocks off. This gives us a pretty hot scene when he pays for time with Kleio Valentien. She is always great to watch and brings good energy to the table in this scene. Connor strikes out even with slutty girls. His date with Britney Amber ends up with bathroom sex, for some random guy she meets and bangs rather than finishing her date with our hero. This is a hot scene that shows off Britney’s energy. There is a girl/girl scene in a strip club worth watching because Skylar Snow is pretty hot. Connor’s ex (Mercedes Carrera) pops up for a quick scene with Evan Stone. With the help of a guiding angel, Connor turns everything around at once and ends with a three on one scene that features Katie Morgan being lovely as always. Overall this is a nice little comedy with enough eye candy and fun sex to make it worth a look.

Kleio Valentien & Tommy Pistol

Connor’s pal Tommy Pistol only gets laid when he pays escorts like Kleio Valentien. He tries to use his bad pick up lines while she is just trying to earn her cash by making his cock disappear between her lips. Kleio is very pretty and does some nice tongue teasing as she gets him to full attention. Spreading her legs she guides his mouth down to her pussy so he can return the favor. Rolling onto her side she lifts a leg to let him fuck her in spoon. Check out that lovely long leg in the air. Very nice shot. When she gets on top, Kleio works her hips expertly, showing off her ass and letting that pussy just stroke his hard meat. They pick up the pace and he pulls out to shoot all over her pretty butt.

Britney Amber & Tommy Gunn

Even with Tommy lands a double date for them, Connor is left in the cold when Britney Amber bails on him to hook up with a guy at the bar (Tommy Gunn). They don’t wait ten seconds before finding someplace private for filthy fun. The bathroom stall is a little tight, but she manages to bend over and show him her hot ass. Britney gives him a lighting quickly blowjob before they move to the counter so she can spread her legs to let him eat her. She climbs on top of him and pumps with her legs, fucking hard enough to get some good impact going. They don’t seem worried about people coming in at this point. They just go crazy there and Britney isn’t at all quiet about it. He shoots a load all over her pussy.

Skylar Snow & Sasha Heart

With some help form X rated guardian angel, Connor has a couple of cute strippers (Skylar Snow & Sasha Heart) doing a very special dance. They kiss and play with each other. Skylar is quite cute and has great natural breasts. Skylar goes down on her friend, getting that pussy nice and wet. They get into 69 and show him just how much fun a guy can have if he knows what to say in a strip club.

Mercedes Carrera & Evan Stone

Connor has to see what his ex is doing in order to want to move on. He sees Mercedes Carrera getting busy with her new man Evan Stone. They are a kinky couple who like making movies of their love making. He throws her legs up in the air and gets those panties off. Evan whips out his big dick and she happily suck on it. He lays her down on the couch and slides his dick into her. There are some really nice shots of her bent over and thrashing back against his cock. With a body like this it is pretty easy to see why Connor is so hung up on his ex. Evan drops a nice load on her willing face.

Katie Morgan, Alexa Grace, Miranda Miller & Connor Kennedy

Finally ready to put himself out there, Connor uses the lessons he has learned and hits the jackpot. After really working it, he ends up in bed with Alexa Grace, Miranda Miller and the always stunning Katie Morgan. There is a great shot as all three girls approach Connor on their hands and knees in the bed. Three great asses all lined up and ready to go. They surround his cock and pass it back and forth. The girls also keep each other happy while Connor explores them as best as he can. Lots of sexy legs and asses in the air during this three on one romp. Alexa and Miranda are totally cute, but it is impossible to beat Katie for sheer sexiness. The girls finish up by letting him shoot across six lovely breasts. Things have really turned around for Connor.

BONUS: Short Feature Couch Surfing (Director’s Cut) Photo Gallery, Previews

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