Pirates 2 Poster: One of our Porn Stars is Missing

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Pirates 2 Poster: Great Poster…But….

One of Contract Stars is Missing

Yesterday I posted the new poster for Digital Playground’s Pirates 2 along with a story about the awesome collection of DVD extras. I was checking out the lovely poster for this soon-to-be-mega-hit movie I was struck by something.
There is of course, a huge image of Jesse Jane in the center of the poster. Why not. She is Digital Playground’s clean up hitter and one of the hottest stars in all of porn. Also included are six other women from the movie. Their names are prominently displayed and their images grace the poster. These women are all stars to be sure. DP Contract Girls Katuni, Stoya and new girls Riley Steele and Gabriella Fox are there. Porn mega stars Sasha Grey and Belladonna are there. Great cast, hot poster.

But wait….

Digital Playground Contract Girl, Ultra Hottie, Next Big Thing and the Mother of My Future Children Shay Jordan is nowhere to be found. How can this be? She is in the movie, we know that. She is hot as hell, we know that. She photographs as well as anyone in the business, we know that. So clearly someone has to do something. One of our Contract Girls is missing?

I propose that Congress launch an immediate investigation into this situation. This may very well be the work of terrorists from abroad or perhaps even a sleeper cell working within our borders airbrushing ultra hot porn chicks out of important porn posters. Perhaps they can take a few minutes away from investigating steroids in baseball or video taping football practices to address this vital issue. I think we should call our representatives and get them looking into this right away.
After all, if we just stand by and do nothing then we let the terrorists win.

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