Barb Wire XXX

Barb Wire XXX

MOVIE TYPE: Parody
96 Mins
Dreamzone
DIRECTOR: Van Anderson
CONDOMS: No
THEMES: Blondes, Big Tits, Boots, Parody, Prostitutes
2012
STARS: Britney Amber, Gigi Loren, Raylene, Jayden Jaymes, Holy Michaels, Evan Stone, Derrick Pierce, Billy Glide, Ralph Long, Earl Slate

REVIEW-

Before I even get to the feature review, I have to praise the bonus scenes. I know it may be bad to say, but the four scenes in the bonus are so fucking hot that you might want to watch this movie then jerk off to the bonus material. Now on to the parody itself. It seems like forever since Barbwire came out. Hell it seems like forever since Pamela Anderson was the busty blonde pinup of very guy’s sexual fantasies. Britney Amber plays the lead here. She is pretty well cast I must say. Her looks match Pam’s pretty well and she carries a lot of the sexual load. After two Jayden Jaymes scenes to open the movie, Britney takes us home. The Jayden scenes are pretty good. She sucks off the first cock then fucks the second. From there it becomes the Britney Amber show. I like her energy in the sex scenes. She looks good in the dialog scenes, but just isn’t given much to work with. The story is thin, the action sequences are petty weak. So it’s got some appeal I guess, but overall there are a lot better flicks out there.

Jayden Jaymes & Derrick Pierce

Even in a fucked up post-apocalyptic world people need to fuck. That’s how we start out. The bleak voice over leads to Jayden Jaymes on her knees choking on a hard hog. She seems quite at home down there, especially when he holds her face and fucks her lips. This is a pretty solid blowjob scene with some drool, a fully (though scantily) clad babe and a nice popshot right on her waiting tongue.

Jayden Jaymes & Ralph Long

As soon as she is done with client, Jayden gets chased down by a cop who wants to see her license to hook. When she doesn’t have it, she pays him off in the only way she knows how. Once again she takes a cock into her hand, moans and starts to make it disappear between her lips. It is very much a continuation of what we just saw. Jayden hops on top and works her hips while taking his cock. There are some really great ass shots here actually. Jayden looks pretty fantastic. He flips her over and she holds her legs out wide to get every inch of that dick in there. The doggy is really hot because of the perfect angle and the way Jayden works her hips to drive back into him. He pulls out in spoon and shoots a load all over her belly.

Britney Amber, Raylene, Earl Slate and Gigi Loren

Barb Wire (Britney Amber) grabs the hooker and is about to give her to her parents when she smells a rat. They aren’t who they say they are. So she has to sexually torture them. With the help of her friend (Gigi Loren) they go about extracting the information the old fashioned way. While Britney is busy jerking off Earl, Gigi feeds Raylene her tiny tits. Nice blowjob footage here as the busty blonde works her lips up and down that hard shaft. There is some great intensity here from Britney. Meanwhile Raylene doesn’t exactly have to be forced to lick pussy. Britney backs up on Earl’s cock and slams herself down to make her big tits bounce like crazy. Watching the slutty blonde get fucked definitely adds some parody appeal for those who always wanted to watch Pam get really rocked. The lesbian action intensifies with some ass licking from Gigi who seems to be more about pleasing Raylene than getting info out of her. Earl finally sprays his thick load all over her big tits while the girls finish up on the couch.

Britney Amber & Billy Glide

After an odd plot twist and one of the most poorly choreographed fight scenes in any porn action parody ever, Billy professes his love to Barb and they fuck. (Natch.) She unzips those boots and he whips out his big cock. Grabbing that hog with both hands, she moans as it passes her full lips. She curls up in his lap and tries hard to stuff that big cock into her mouth. The busty blonde does her best to help everyone with their Pam Anderson fantasies as she bobs her head in Billy’s lap. Mounting up, she wiggles her cute ass as the massive dick disappears into her pussy. Great reverse cowgirl here as she rides him. Britney doesn’t look at all like Pam Anderson, but she fucks like a comic book dream slut and loves tasting her own juices on his fat slab of meat. They finish up with some really hard doggy and a big load all over her face and open mouth. Good finish to a solid fuck.

Bonus: 4 Bonus Scenes (Holy Michaels, Chanel Preston, Sunny Lane, Amy Fisher), Friendly Versions of Dreamzone Parodies (Romeo & Juliet and the HoneyMoaners), Photo Gallery, BTS, Bonus Scene (Cindy Starfall) Trailers

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