X Men XXX: An Axel Braun Parody
www.Vivid.com
MOVIE TYPE: Parody
123 Mins
Vivid
DIRECTOR: Axel Braun
CONDOMS: Yes
THEMES: Parody, Comic Books, Superheroes, Super heroines, X Men, prostitutes, Big Cocks
2014
STARS: Skin Diamond, Allie Haze, Jeanie Marie, Andy San Dimas, Katie St. Ives, Alec Knight, Tommy Gunn, Tom Byron, J Jay, Billy Glide, Chanel Preston
REVIEW-
In the latest Axel Braun parody, he takes on Marvel’s X-Men franchise. Like a lot of the other Vivid superhero movies, the plot is thin, but the costumes are great. There is a bit of a plot here. There is a battle between the good and bad mutants for Rouge played nicely by Allie Haze. She only has one sex scene and that may be the biggest disappointment. Allie is so hot and looks amazing in her skin tight uniform. Her three-way scene with Tom Byron and Jeanie Marie is the best of the movie and makes me want to see more of her in this role. Andy San Dimas also pops in. She is gorgeous as always and gives us a great sex scene. Skin Diamond leads off the movie with a hot little boss. She even gives up her ass for the cause. Great scene here to set the tone. Katie St. Ives takes on Billy Glide’s big cock quite nicely. There is a bit of a story here. Not the best comic book movie ever, but a notch up in that department. Sexually the movie is pretty strong. Allie, Skin and Andy provide memorable moments. If you like costumes and comic book porn this is another very solid flick to watch.
Skin Diamond & Alec Knight
Skin Diamond pulls Alec into a tent, takes his money and starts working on his cock before the credits are even over. Her tongue works magically around the head of his long dong before she starts sliding her mouth up and down on it like a champ. She asks him if he would like to stick it somewhere else and he naturally picks her tight little pussy for the next stop. Skin looks good all spread out as she takes it nice and deep. I love the way her legs look up in the air as he takes her hard. Great energy here and hot shots as she tastes herself on his dick after the first round. Her offers to pay more in order to stick it in her ass. She agrees and takes it in spoon. Alec goes slowly at first, but Skin is rubbing her clit and moaning like she can’t get enough of that meat in her back door. Alec pulls out and shoots a nice load onto her wide open mouth. Very hot opening scene and we are only just beginning. She tries to rob him and ends up being recruited into the X Men. Crazy start.
Allie Haze, Jeanie Marie & Tom Byron
Magneto (Tom Byron) has captured Rouge (Allie Haze) and set up a magnetic field around her allowing him to touch her without incident. It has been so long since she has felt another’s touch that she immediately goes for his cock. Allie always looks good sucking a hard shaft and Jean Marie starts rubbing her from behind. The tight costume she wears only accentuates her curves as she rubs her body and watches the blonde take her evil boss’ meat into her hungry mouth. Allie turns around and Jean helps spread her cheeks to let Tom’s cock slide into that horny pussy. They take turns fucking him with Jean taking it a little slow because (according to her) she is super tight. The best footage of the scene comes with Allie on top and a big enough hole in her uniform to show us the action and most of her ass. Jean licks that butt from behind He ends up shooting his load all over both outstretched tongue. For Rogue, sometimes being bad is very good.
Andy San Dimas & J Jay
Andy San Dimas is one of my favorite performers, period. In anything she does, she looks amazing and adds the appropriate emotional tone to any scene. In this one she uses her powers to suppress Cyclops’ blast long enough for them to make love. He goes down on her, starting slowly and building up to some serious tongue action on that swollen clit. She gets down and does some oral work of her own. Andy grabs that cock and jerks it hard into her sexy mouth. I much longer BJ would have been a good touch here. Instead he bends her over and thanks to another strategic (and convenient) hold in her uniform; Andy gets railed from behind in standing doggy. I like the costume appeal here and it fits her body really nicely. They roll into spoon and he fucks that pussy super hard. I love the cowgirl. It’s a great combination of hot exposed flesh and costume appeal. Andy goes to her knees and uses both hands until he explodes a big load all over her face.
Katie St. Ives & Billy Glide
Two more mutants, Katie St. Ives and Billy Glide decide to express their love for one another before going on the mission. She takes out her tits, gets on her knees and starts showing her appreciation for his big fat cock. Katie gags on it, spits on it and works it over with her hand as it stuffs and stretches her horny mouth. He flips her onto her back, spreads her legs and digs deep into that pussy with his tongue and fingers. He gets her plenty wet and then slides all the way up into her hot hole. He rolls her onto her side and keeps going. The chemistry isn’t really strong here, but Katie’s body looks good and a I really love her boots. More of her costume comes off when they do cowgirl so he can grab her bare ass in both hands and squeeze the cheeks as she rides. Katie makes it hot in reverse cowgirl as she rubs her pussy and bounces on his big pole. They finish with a really big facial. I like Katie a lot, so this scene was fun for me, but it isn’t as good as some of the others.
Chanel Preston & Tommy Gunn
The final battle never has to happen because Chanel Preston just sucks Tommy Gunn’s dick instead. OK there is some dialog, but we are all waiting for Chanel to fuck so they pretty much get down to it. She uses one hand and her mouth to really get him pumped up. I like the wig and costume here. It adds to the fact that I’ll watch Chanel suck cock any time and love it. She leans in and alternates between great tongue action and hot hand play. He puts her up on the desk and starts fucking her. Chanel is mostly covered by her costume, but it fits her nicely and makes the scene fit with the rest of the movie. He bends her right over and fucks that tight hole from behind. She sits on his lap and grinds while he rubs her clit. If you like comic book sex scenes then this one will be perfect for you. I do, plus I really like Chanel so I found it fantastic. Chanel finishes the action in cowgirl, pumping her hips and working him over until she shoots his load in her mouth
Bonus: Non Sex Version, BTS, Trailers
