Owner Gets Clipped
MOVIE TYPE: Parody
119 Mins
Smash Pictures
DIRECTOR: Jim Powers
CONDOMS: Yes
THEMES: Parody, Comedy, Celebrities, Interracial Sex
2014
STARS: Yasmine De Leon, Nina Hartley, Harley Dean, Rebecca Bardoux, Rose Red, Jon Jon, Mark Anthony, Logan Pierce and Kyle Stone
REVIEW-
I just want to shake my head at this one. As a basketball fan (from San Diego and old enough to remember when Donald Sterling screwed us over) and a porn fan, I cringed at the idea of this parody. Let’s take an ugly, racially charged, stupid, TMZ scandal with not a single sexually appealing participant and turn it into a movie we are supposed to jerk off to. What’s next, a well respected internet company offering a gun toting loser a contract? What? Too late? Fuck me raw. Since that cat is out of the bag already, why not this mess? Veteran director Jim Powers takes on the fresh-for-a-minute scandal and packs his script with some funny lines as well as some he just pulled directly from transcripts that were just as hilarious. The XXX cast is more visually appealing that the actual scandal but that’s not saying much. Kyle Stone is funny as Donald Sterling and not quite eighty years old just yet. Nina Hartley plays the spurned wife who still cashes in. She has a sex scene with Jon Jon and one later with her husband’s mistress. They are both fine, but nothing to write home about. The female lead goes to Yasmine De Leon. She plays Z, one of the most unlikeable faux celebrities to come along in years. She does so with a nice sense of humor though. Sexually she does a pretty decent job with Kyle, Nina and Mark Anthony. Yasmine actually is a lot hotter than the money hungry psycho bitch she is portraying, so that’s a plus. Overall this movie is worth a few laughs. Sexually it is forgettable unless you really have jerk off fantasies about Sterling, his slut or his hag of a wife. If you have those fantasies then you get to see them acted out by better looking people. It’s a train wreck, but it’s a XXX train wreck so enjoy.
Yasmine De Leon & Kyle Stone
We take a trip back to when Z (Yasmine De Leon) met Dick (Kyle Stone). She comes on strong and with the help of some blue pills, the old billionaire is willing to give her a try. Taking charge, she grabs his cock and starts sucking. She does a lot of racially slanted talk, loving his “white cock” and licking his “white balls.” Nice looking blowjob here that leads to some pussy licking. Yasmine is a big talker as he uses his tongue to get her ready. She is all spread open on his desk as he grabs a condom and slides into her. The dirty talk continues as he pumps her pussy full of meat. He eats hr ass as they switch positions to allow her to be on top. Her ass is pretty nice, but it’s the talk of cars and houses that helps make this stand out. After getting banged good and hard in doggy, she takes charge and rides his dick until it’s time to rip off the condom and squeeze one out into her mouth. No wonder they hit it off so well.
Nina Hartley & Jon Jon
The owner’s wife (Nina Hartley) invites a star player (Jon Jon) back to her bedroom to discuss a new contract. Nina’s talk is mostly centered around how young and in shape he is. Dropping to her knees she also gets a taste of just how big his dick is. Using both hands she sucks and strokes him to full size in no time. He turns the favor and then grabs her head to fuck her mouth for a while. Grabbing a condom he slides into the owner’s wife and gives her a ride like she hasn’t had in a while. He bends her over and takes her from behind, giving us a look at that famous big ass. It’s a fairly energetic fuck from a true legend of the industry. He pulls out and shoots all over her belly and boobs.
Yasmine De Leon & Mark Anthony
Z has some fun with Black Magic (Mark Anthony). It’s silly and the dialog is cute, but since Magic has HIV, does this strike anyone as more than a little creepy? She looks kind of cut with her hair back in a ponytail as she inhales his fat prick. Shedding her clothes she bends over and presents her booty for his approval. He likes it, but wants a taste of her pussy instead. Yasmine is a good talker and keeps him going with plenty of verbal encouragement. She likes his long strokes and plays with her nipples while he tries to bottom out. When she bends over we get some good ass shots. Yasmine’s energy really helps make this one flow. He rams her twat while working a thumb into her butt. The smiling young slut takes his load on her face. You know, she says she likes white and black, but I think her real favorite color is green.
Harley Dean & Kyle Stone
Not everyone hates Dick. He has enough money to find a new bimbo who is willing to love on him. This sexy little thing is a nice step up in a lot of ways. She has a tight body, a cute face and a pussy just dying to be licked clean. When they switch to blowjob we get a bit of an editing goof. We can her Powers giving orders. That snafu aside, Harley’s cute face inhales cock, giving us some very memorable blowjob footage. She works it down slowly but ends up going nearly balls deep. He mounts her and slides his dick right into her tight little pussy. Her body looks really good bent over the desk. I like this girl, but I have to admit that Yasmine’s talk really helped her scene a lot. Flipping her over he bangs hard enough to have his balls rebounding off of her brown ass with every stroke. Pulling out he rips the rubber off and rains all over her face. Looks like the boss has found another plaything.
Jasmine De Leon & Nina Hartley
Having earned a cool billion on the sale of the team, Nina wants to find out what her husband saw in his little tart. Z happily climbs on board and proves that she likes rich white pussy as much as she loves rich white dick. The talented tongue has Nina singing her praises in no time. Jasmine plays with her boobs, sucking and pinching the nipples for maximum effect. Switching places, Nina explores the young girl’s pussy with fingers and her probing tongue. Nina puts on gloves and oils up her fingers for some serious fucking. Since we have decided that she likes black cock, Nina rides Jasmine’s strap on, working it into her pussy while she wiggles her butt for the camera. Not to be outdone by her young co-star, the veteran grabs her own dildo and slams Yasmine from behind. She slips is into and drives the younger girl crazy. There are some nice shots of Jasmine with her legs straight up in the air as she gets fucked.
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FUCKING GARBAGE