MIB: Men in Black A Hardcore Parody
MOVIE TYPE: Parody
DIRECTOR: Brad Armstrong
THEMES: Aliens, Interracial Sex, Orgy, Parody
STARS: Misty Stone, India Summer, jessica drake, Randy Spears, Alektra Blue, Kaylani Lei, Ethan Hunt, Isis Taylor, India Summer, Xander Corvus, Brad Armstrong, Tommy Pistol, James Bartholet, Nicole Aniston, Mia Lelani, Wolf Hudson, Prince Yashua,
Brad Armstrong takes on sci-fi comedy Men in Black with the latest blockbuster parody from Wicked. It’s a pretty funny movie with more than a passing nod to the original. Randy Spears and Ethan Hunt play the lead agents set on protecting the earth from a sexually ravenous invading army. The make up and sets on this flick are fantastic. I don’t know if alien sex is always totally strokeable, but the masks and make up will win some serious awards. The script is also very good. Spears is typically good and shares the spotlight nicely with Hunt and Misty Stone. Misty should steal the show, but is underused sexually. That’s the biggest problem in the movie. The script and the fact that she is one of the hottest girls in the business should have her featured in more than just a solo scene and as part of the final orgy. Beyond that, things are really good. Kaylani Lei pops in for a hot sex scene and Isis Taylor looks stunning during her quick fuck. I really enjoyed this movie, but I wanted more sex. The cast is too good for this not to be a grand slam. Under-utilizing Misty Stone and jessica drake is not a good idea. On the other hand, India Summer and Kaylani Lei get a chance to shine so the movie is not lacking in sexual heat. It’s going to be a contender for several parody of the year awards and is one of the best XXX comedies of 2012. I just want to see more from two of my favorites
India Summer & Ethan Hunt
Though he stops by the morgue on business, Ethan Hunt isn’t about to leave without giving the sexy coroner and his sometimes main squeeze (played by India Summer) a little fun. She drops right to her knees and smiles up at him as she takes his cock into her mouth. It grows hard in seconds and she starts fucking her throat with it like a true oral expert. He fucks her from behind, but she keeps turning around to suck him some more. Indian is one of the prettiest women in porn. There is just something sexy about her from head to toe. Her energy is great and her body looks amazing as she takes that big cock. Taking off the condom, she jerks him off up towards her mouth, letting him explode into her hand then licking the head of his prick with a naughty smile.
Space creepo Brad Armstrong has a camera on a couple of insect chicks (Mia Lelani and Nicole Aniston) as they engage in a little intergalactic lesbian loving. The girls rub their big tits together and then break out a glass toy for some naughty fun. The costumes are very original here and give the girls a unique look. It’s a fun little distraction that is more style than sizzle despite the hot chicks under that make up. After the MIB come in to question him, Brad whips out his dick and lets his two horny starlets buzz around a bit. The camera gets passed back and forth as he fucks one mouth and then the other. The girls end up with cum all over their perky tits.
Alektra Blue & Xander Corvus
Things get a little silly and a little spicy at the same time as Xander is bound in stocks by mistress Alektra Blue. He has a second head growing out of his neck and ends up asking her for the ordinary sex stuff. She still makes him lick his way up her thigh high boots to earn a shot at her goodies. Nice leg shots here followed by a quick BJ. Alektra pushes her tits together for a special treat and then bends over so he can stick his condom-covered cock right into her. From here it is very easy for him to stick his cock right up her ass, so that is exactly what he does. Flipping her over, Xander gets some good deep anal going. He shoots his load on her tummy and she licks it from her fingers.
Kaylani Lei & Randy Spears
MIB agent Randy Spears is haunted by dreams of his out of this world love played by Kaylani Lei. She has three boobs, but otherwise is just the same drop-dead hottie that she always is. They hook up in a corn field and after playing with her extra knocker, Randy gets the hottest looking blowjob you will ever see. (Damn she is just SO fucking pretty) Kaylani rides in reverse cowgirl and then looks stunning on her side for spoon. I don’t care how many boobs this woman has, she is still a knockout. Randy leaves his load on her chest just before she is taken off to space by a mysterious ray.
Since the aliens are capturing only women, they MIB have to get creative. They turn Ethan into a hot chick (Misty Stone) and use her as bait. She has to pick out a new weapon and of course gibes the new body a try. Misty looks much better out of that suit than she did in it and finds a few devices that just happen to fit nicely in her pretty little pussy. Sexy solo action of course. Misty has those legs and that smooth milk chocolate skin that you just want to lick up and down.
Isis Taylor & Tommy Pistol
A lovely space princess (Isis Taylor) is looking for some intergalactic jewelry at the pawn shop. Tommy has what she wants, but has a special payment plan in mind. Isis plays frosty perfectly, but drops to her knees to seal the deal. She deep throats him impressively and then offers her perfect natural boobs for a little exploration. The BJ is cut short so he can fuck her from behind on the counter. A full oral scene might have been hotter. Not because Isis doesn’t look great getting fucked, but just because we could have enjoyed the head instead of seeing them rush through a couple of positions. She does provide some hot bouncing boob footage during reverse cowgirl and then takes a load right on that pretty face. This girl is still incredibly underrated and totally fucking hot.
With a full team of MIB, Spears takes the ship and rescues the prisoners. Before he does that though, a full on orgy breaks out. jessica drake leads the aliens, but Alektra is in there as well as Misty and a handful of others. India is getting busy as well and Kaylani is working a wig and goggles look. You guys all know my issue with orgy scenes and this one follows those patterns. Yes India looks hot in thigh high boots getting banged by Tommy Gunn. Yes, Kaylani is cute as hell and of course Misty in doggy Is always great. But everything moves around so fast that there is no time to enjoy and one girl. So just sit back and enjoy the flashes, but they are pretty great. Jessica takes the first shot, letting the guy bust in her mouth and then licking up. Alektra follows suit India is bent over and has her fine ass covered in cream. Misty takes hers on the pussy while Kaylani is a good girl with her gorgeous mouth wide open.
Bonus: Trailer for MIB, BTS, Special Effects Reel, Girls of the Galaxy, BTS Sex, Table Read, Bonus Sex Scenes (jessica in a group scene, Kaylani Lei doing anal and Misty Stone fucking Michael Vegas), Photo Gallery, Trailers, Promo Reel, Bloopers, Digital Copy