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It started as a cure for writers block. I was working on some other projects and would come home every night and write in a journal as a warm up. One day, I was reading alt.sex.movies and found some reviews of porn flicks. I've always loved movies and porn, so I decided to review some tapes form my personal porn collection. I wrote a review, found that I liked it and posted it to asm. The feedback was positive and I just kept writing. I found it a great way to get me started each day, writing about something I enjoyed and pretty soon, people were asking me to review their films and work on a web site. The rest, as they say, is history.

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Family Guy: The XXX Parody


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MOVIE TYPE: Parody
97 Mins.
Hustler
DIRECTOR: Lee Roy Meyers
THEMES: Parody, Comedy
2012
CONDOMS: None
STARS: Aurora Snow, Misty Stone, Anthony Rosano, Tyler Knight, Sarah Shavon, James Deen, Jennifer White, Dick Delaware

REVIEW-

At the risk of sounding totally unhip and pissing off plenty of people, I must confess that I’m no a fan of Family Guy. (Though the South Park episode mocking the show is fucking hilarious.) I also don’t know if there is much built in fantasy sex appeal. Other than some interesting voices and a mopey kid, the show is pretty sexless. (Sex appeal-less maybe.) So how well did they do here? Pretty damn good actually. The plot is about at thin at an actual Family Guy episode. That is to say, it’s one line’s worth. The guys aren’t getting laid and want to. There you go. Insert random pop culture references, pointless cameos, goofy noises and bad puns and you have it. What makes this work is that the humor is so dead on. If you like FG, then you will laugh. If not, you can shake your head and go “yeah, that makes sense,” Best of all, the sex is good. There is some in-character fun from both Sarah Shavon and Aurora Snow. Sarah plays the mousey Meg to perfection. Her sex scene is pretty hot as well. Aurora has the voice down really well and looks fantastic in the finale. She is worth sticking around for. Misty Stone kicks off the movie right. Tyler has most of the dialog, but who cares? Misty is just so fucking hot that her scene can be watched over and over. The BJ footage is especially good and is worth watching even if you have no interest in the overall project. I liked the performances, loved the sex and if you like Family Guy then you will probably even laugh a little at this oddball XXX parody.

Misty Stone & Tyler Knight

Cleveland (Tyler Knight) is the first guy to head home to get some. He tries to be cute, complete with pop culture references, but all he really has to do is be sweet and she melts in his arms. Misty is easily one of the most striking women in all of porn so he takes him time helping her out of her clothes. She grabs his cock and delivers a sexy blowjob that starts with a lot of tongue action and progresses to her gently moaning around his throbbing shaft. There is some fantastic footage of the action here. Misty gives great eye contact, bobs her pretty head up and down on that dick. I love to see long BJ’s in features. It just adds to the heat of the scene. Misty gets on top and shows off her ass for a short while before flipping over and giving her man some of the good stuff he’s been missing. She looks really hot in spoon with just some pink pumps on. Her shaved pussy gets stuffed and she encourages him with wickedly naughty talk. They give us a few moments of one of my favorite shots in porn. (Girl flat on her stomach, giving energetic head.) and then he nails her in doggy. That is all it takes and Misty has to spin quickly in order to catch his load in her mouth. She looks right into the camera and plays with the load. This one will be tough to beat.

Sarah Shavon & James Deen

Mopey daughter Meg (Sarah Shavon) and creepy friend Quagmire (James Deen) have some very strange foreplay dialog and then hook up. I would imagine this scene will really make fans of the show laugh because it’s pretty dead on. Sarah’s glasses and stocking cap make for some good character fantasy appeal and James is typically hysterical. He pushes her legs up to her chest and starts fucking her. She levees the cap on. After getting her juices all over his cock, Sarah sucks it clean and delivers a very messy blowjob that just makes her even wetter. This is a very good scene featuring nice eye candy during spoon. Sarah rubs her shaved pussy hard while being fucked and James delivers the dick as well as some in-character dirty talk. Even when her cap comes off, Sarah leaves on the glasses so that’s kind of cute. They finish up with a shot on her face that streaks her glasses and finally brings a smile to the sad sack’s little face.

Jennifer White & Dick Delaware

Wheelchair super stud Joe wants to fuck his pretty white (Jenifer White.) The dialog and action are a little un-PC, but they it’s porn and it’s a Family Guy parody. Jennifer is a sexy looking thing who makes sure that her man is up and ready for a little blowjob action. She gags on his cock and licks his balls like the loving wife she is. She climbs on top and drops her pussy right down on his face. He moves a little more than he should given his character, but hey, it’s still pretty good action. Jennifer has to carry most of the fucking and likes showing off her sexy ass while she pounds her hips down on him. I love the shots in reverse cowgirl with her long legs spread and her tight pussy stuffed. He ends up shooting his load all over her ass.

Aurora Snow & Anthony Rosano

Peter and Lois finally get to fuck up. Before they do, Anthony gets to drop some classic FG dialog and Aurora shows off her Lois voice. Both of them are really good in this movie and keep up their voices during the sex. (Good or bad, I’m not sure.) Aurora works around the fat belly Anthony is wearing and gets his cock hard in an instant. She has always given great head and her technique has gotten better over the years. She keeps it really wet and uses her hands perfectly. Just enough eye contact to make this just about perfect. Anthony goes down on her, getting all of the juices properly flowing. Aurora’s body looks great these days. Her breasts are fuller and totally perking and her ass is really great. She mounts up in reverse cowgirl and shows off her thighs as she bounces up and down on that fuck stick. She sucks her juices off of his cock and then gets on top to give us a nice view of her round ass. I love the spoon footage. Even the way she curls her toes is fucking sexy. Of course she drops right to her knees for the big finish. Jerking him off with both hands she talks dirty until she is eating and wearing his entire load.

Bonus: There are some nice bonus features here. In addition to a good BTS reel, trailers, bloopers and slide show there are interviews with Aurora Snow, Tyler Knight and Ron Jeremy who pretty much takes credit for Family Guy’s success since he was in one episode. There is also a non sex version of the movie and some funny outtakes.


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