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Hard Bodies
160 Mins
Elegant Angel
THEMES: Work Out Clothes, Sweaty Sex, Anal Sex, Big Cocks, Hard Bodies
STARS: Asa Akira, Nicole Aniston, Lexi Swallow, Kristina Rose, Dana DeArmond, Nacho Vidal, Mick Blue, Manuel Ferrara & Erik Everhard



Oh man this is a great piece of eye candy. Five of the hottest women in the business showing off their great bodies from start to finish. It is set up for amazing tease footage and we get plenty of that. Sexually the movie is incredibly strong as well. What good is a hot body if the girl is a lazy fuck right? None of that here. All five women are great performers. We open with Asa Akira. She is gorgeous on her jog and even hotter when she gets naked. Nacho Vidal is on hand to fuck her silly and that’s exactly what he does. I don’t know how she can take such a pounding, but I’m sure glad she does. Her body is amazing and anyone who isn’t jerking off to this scene is clearly missing the point. Lexi Swallow shows off her curves while working up a sweat. She then takes everything Mick Blue has to dish out. Kristina Rose is the next to take on Nacho. Before she gets plowed half insane, she shows off her amazing butt in killer tease footage. The action gets a little nuts and crosses from intense to freak show porn at times. It’s been a while since we’ve seen that so fans who have missed it can be happy it’s back. Nicole Aniston shows off a perfect work out body. She is gorgeous from head to toe and ready to bust out. Watch out for this girl. The finale features Dana DeArmond in a wicked hot naked work out. She follows that up with an anal scene where she somehow makes Manuel Ferrara’s big cock disappear in every orifice. In a movie packed with really great scenes, Dana’s gets the nod (by a hair) as the best of the bunch. If you like hot girls in work out clothes, working up a sweat and working cocks like perfect sluts, then Hard Bodies is a must-see movie.

Asa Akira & Nacho Vidal

For tease on this scene we get to watch Asa jogging on the street in tiny shorts and top. She stops running, strips down and sprays herself with water so we can enjoy every sweet curve. Nacho joins her, lifting the tiny Asian doll into the air so he can eat her at face level. He pins her against a pole and dry humps her gorgeous body. Asa continues her workout by dropping to her knees, opening her pretty mouth and letting him fuck her face. He stands her up and fucks her pussy from behind with even more intensity. Asa has the perfect body for this movie, but she also fucks like it’s a work out. When she gets on top and takes every inch of his fat dick, Asa screams and meets this thrust with her own. Nacho is a high energy performer with a very big cock, but Asa meets his energy and takes hit cock abuse like a pro. The doggy footage down on the floor is fantastic. She pushes back on that dick like it is nothing short of a perfect fit. The bar is set very high by this scene. He fucks her silly and then moves up to unload all over her open mouth and outstretched tongue. Asa is perfection my friends.

Lexi Swallow & Mick Blue

Lexi Swallow does her work out b the pool in a silver one piece with pink and black accessories. She looks like something out of an episode of Miami Vice as she works up a serious sweat. Lexi has a killer body with tits to die for. Mick has his hands on those tits as he kisses her and gets her juiced up. He fingers her for a while before letting her suck his cock. Lexi still has on her pink leg warmers, but is totally focused on being naked and swallowing dick. She gets it nice and wet and then mounts up for a hard ride. She mounds up and shoves her tits against his chest. Mick grabs her ass as she rides him, guiding her pussy so that it milks his throbbing dick. If you like the work out theme then the leg warmers and athletic fucking will certainly keep you interested. Mick loves sucking on her tits in between positions, but we get the better view of them as she rides in reverse cowgirl. Her boobs bounce beautifully as he jackhammers his cock into her pussy. He ends up feeding her a big load of cream. True to her name, Lexi makes all that cum disappear down her throat with a big smile.

Kristina Rose

Looking like she’s ready to tryout for “Let’s Get Physical XXX” Kristina Rose does some deep knee bends in a pink see through leotard that will have you all dying to see those buns naked. The work out continues without the clothes and Kristina is naked at the start as Nacho licks his way down to her furry love box. He gives her some intense finger fucking that leaves her on her back with her feet over her head. Nacho squats over her, teasing her with his cock and smothering her with his ass. He finally lets her up and drags her over to a couch where he can fuck her face. Kristina passes this test and then gets led around the room by her hair. Hopping up on top, she bounces on that big cock like she’s in paradise. It fits easily into one hole she adjusts and lets him have at her ass. I don’t get the head stomping thing and I never will. Nacho does this while fucking Kristina as hard as he can. She seems to like it just fine. There is a lot of fun play and smothering and stuff that takes things from rough sex to side show sex. If that’s what they were going for, then they hit a home run. He stands her back up and fucks her from behind, pulling her hair and slamming her until she nearly comes out of her skin. They finish up with a big shot on her face. I love energetic sex and Kristina Rose is awesome. This one just crosses over a few times.

Nicole Aniston & Erik Everhard

Sexy blonde Nicole Aniston shows off her flawless body in a hot little bikini that can’t even cover her tiny patch of pubes. This thing may not be made for working out at the gym, but it is perfect for showing off what she’s got for the camera. She pumps her body just long enough for us to really want to see her go to town. Then Erik Everhard gets to come in and take her there. This gorgeous creature has more than a perfect body to show off. She is quite a good cock sucker. Her BJ is cut short though so that Erik can put her on her back and fuck that tight little pussy. She flips over to show off her ass and gives us a great eyeful. Nicole is pretty, but its her sexual energy that is impressing me in this scene. They roll into spoon so we can soak in that great body and get a good look at the lusty expression on Nicole’s pretty face. The best looking action comes when they are face to face slamming their bodies together. Erik finish off with a shot right on her face. This scene is just one of many reasons to consider Nicole Aniston as a top contender for rookie of the year.

Dana DeArmond & Manuel Ferrara

One of the most consistent performers in our business, Dana DeArmond is almost smoking hot. We get to watch her work out in a skimpy outfit and then naked. I love the shots of her on a stair climber with nothing hiding her sexy ass from view. Manuel slides in there from behind and rubs her pussy. He gets her all warmed up then flips her over on the couch so that she is in piledriver for easy ass eating. They flip her around for 69 and that big cock fills her throat. Dana knows how to swallow huge rods, but Manual is a challenge even for her. The size doesn’t seem to slow her down when it’s time to fuck. Dana throws one leg high in the air during spoon and even manages to hook it behind her head for a time as Manual rams her slit brutally. He pulls her on top and fucks her ass, pounding up while her legs flail and she works up a sweat. If sexual intensity is your thing, then this scene tops them all. Manuel goes balls deep in her ass from behind and Dana looks ready to take even more. The scene features a big facial shot that Dana wears perfectly and then an intense finger fuck with wet finish

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