Rocky XXX: A Parody Thriller

MOVIE TYPE: All Sex
143 Mins
Adam & Eve/X Play
DIRECTOR: Will Ryder
THEMES: Parody, Boxers, Interracial Sex
CONDOMS: None
2011
STARS: Anthony Rosano, Andy San Dimas, Lily Labeau, Mr. Marcus, Chastity Lynn, Tyler Knight, Jack Lawrence, Madison Ivy, Ron Jeremy, James Bartholet & Jack English

REVIEW-

Let’s get this out of the way up front. I’m a huge Rocky fan. All of the flicks, not just the first one. Rocky is a great film on every level and the sequels, cheesy as they are fantastic popcorn movies. I’ve seen Rocky 3 alone at least fifty times. What Will Ryder and X Play have done with the Rocky movies is condense story elements from the first three into one porn parody. They do so really well for the most part. They have included most of the iconic scenes from the Rocky films. We get the training montages, the pounding of the beef and even Mr. T’s Mohawk. Anthony Rosano has the lead role in the movie. He’s become the go-to guy for heavy lifting with dialog. He does a decent job here though I kept thinking more Tony Danza than Sylvester Stallone. Andy San Dimas, the go-to girl for all acting these days, is brilliant as usual. As Adrian, Rocky’s shy, awkward and loving wife, she has some complex emotional work to do here. OK, complex might be a stretch, but she plays the part really well so let’s give her credit. Mr. Marcus and Tyler Knight play Apollo Creed and Clubber Lang. Marcus has fun with his dialog and Knight does a pretty good Mr. T. I’m spending too much time on the story and acting. Before I get to the sex though, let’s talk about the music. The Rocky music is as iconic as any visual image from the films. From the great score of the original to the fist pumping power-pop cheese served up by Survivor in the later versions, no Rocky parody would be complete with a pretty killer soundtrack. Will Ryder deliver that in a big way. The music evolves with the movie and covers all flavors of the Rocky rainbow. Now let’s get to the good stuff. How was the sex? It’s pretty good. Andy San Dimas has one and a half scenes. The first time through she just gets eaten. Later in the movie she has a full sex scene with Rocky and it’s quite memorable. Best of all, it fits with the characters and story perfectly. There are only two problems here. The first is that we only get to see Andy fucks once. That fits with the story, but come on. (Where is the mandatory solo scene to kick off the action? Adrian wanking to the idea of finally dating Rocky?) I’ll get to the second issue later. The other women in the cast are a lot of fun to watch. Lily Labeau is very hot as Tyler’s slut. Chastity Lynn plays the same part with Marcus and is perfectly naughty. Madison Ivy is a horny reporter who also fucks. Her scene is fantastic and her body is just fucking perfect. The placement of that scene leads me back to my biggest issue with the Andy San Dimas scene. The big Rocky and Adrian fuck comes before the random boff between Madison and Jack Lawrence. Both scenes are good, but if Rocky and Adrian are only going to hook up once then it should probably be the finale. Tacking on a random fuck afterwards just kind of takes the steam out of things. Of course this is a minor concern and that it is even an issue tells you how good the rest of the movie is. It’s so good that the scene between Andy and Anthony would have been the perfect way to end the whole thing. Overall this is a well shot, creative parody that combines three fun movies into one really good XXX version. The female cast is fantastic providing great eye candy and some good sexual energy. Everything from the sets to the music is meticulously handled and even the fight scenes are pretty good. The only problem is what to do about a sequel. They have already used up most of the good plot points from the franchise.

Andy San Dimas & Anthony Rosano

About to accept the title bout, Rocky is about to seal the deal with Adrian. Andy San Dimas is great here as usual, handling the dialog and staying in character as she shyly lets him take her clothes off. Give everyone involved a big A for effort on this first scene. The look and feel is perfect and Andy makes sure that it even has the right emotional tone. Even with a big knit cap and black glasses, Andy is a cutie and responds quite well to Anthony’s generous oral loving. That’s all we get from the scene though, Andy being eaten.

Chastity Lynn & Mr. Marcus

Enjoying the trappings of his super stardom with horny little ring bimbo Chastity Lynn, The little blonde drops to her knees and lets him fuck her face with that fat black cock until she is drooling and gagging. Nice POV shots mixed in with a side view off Chastity sucking with her hands dutifully behind her back. She climbs up into his lap and bounces on his cock, shaking her sexy ass for the camera. We get some great close up shots that show her tight lips gripping the shaft with every stroke. Chastity turns to face the camera and is quite vocal as her shaved, meaty pussy gets rammed full of champ dick. She finally shows her admiration for Apollo by squatting in front of him as he shoots a load on her face. The dirty little blonde sucks out the final few drops and smiles up at him adoringly. This is a nice long sex scene with multiple positions and some great looks Chastity’s body. We can hope to see more like it from the other women.

Lily Labeau & Tyler Knight

Clubber is ready to fight Rocky, but first he’s going to stick it to Lily Labeau. He tosses her up onto Mickey’s des and licks her right there in the gym. (How disrespectful of him.) Lily is a very energetic cock sucker who happily licks and jerks his meat close to her pretty face. Once again there is nice POV mixed in to add some serious stroke appeal to an already hot scene. They return to the desk where his cock easily slides into her wet little pussy. She climbs up on top for good ass shots and great energy. Lily is a solid performer who never fails to bring good heat. She’s also easy to look at, especially when she is able to ride a dick and show off her natural body. Tyler pounds her hard from behind and then squeezes out a shot onto her tongue. He even leaves some on the desk while letting Lily eat most of his load.

Andy San Dimas & Anthony Rosano

Round two goes further for Rocky and Adrian. A bit more dolled up, Andy still has her character nailed. This time we get to see her totally naked and once again eaten raw by her eager lover. This time she returns the favor, sucking his cock while fingering her pussy. That shy girl act is gone once Andy gets her lips on a dock. She sucks and strokes like a pro. The takes a good ride on his dick and then flips over to fuck on the couch. Anthony sucks her foot and that seems to make Andy happy, but it also kind of messes with the camera shot a bit. The best action comes in spoon. Andy puts one leg up, showing off her tight, hot body and really gets vocal. It sounds like Rocky is really knocking her out now. They finish up with a shot on her face. It took us a while, but we finally go to see Andy do more than act and she is well worth the wait.

Madison Ivy & Jack Lawrence

Even Rocky’s sparring partner gets lucky leading up to the big fight. Hot reporter Madison Ivy used to date the club fighter and they take a few minutes before an interview to get reacquainted. She sheds her top and with her big tits out for play, starts sucking his hard rod. Looking down into her eyes, we see how she spits on his cock and strokes it with her hot little fingers. As she bends over for him we get a lovely shot of her body. Madison looks like she was put together in a wet dream doll factory. With her ass shoved back in his face it would be hard to argue against the absolute perfection of her form. Madison moves that perfect ass up and slides his cock right into her pussy. She sucks it clean and then sticks her ass up in the air while Jack power fucks her in the center of the ring. Madison looks good from any angle and gets to show off her legs while lying flat on her back with her feet pulled up over her head. He shoots his cum all over her tits and leaves her smiling as she licks the last few drops from the head.

Bonus: Two BTS Reeks, Director Travelogue, Making of the soundtrack, Trailers, Photo Gallery