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Happy Handies

114 Mins.
Tom Byron Pictures
THEMES: Hand Jobs, Big Tits, Tease, Dirty Talk
STARS: Natasha Nice, Charley Chase, Nika Noir, Alexia Rae, Katie Kox & Nikki Sexx



Ivan is behind the camera for this interesting flick. It features six fantastic performers doing hand jobs. The women in the movie are fantastic and are especially appealing if you like busty babes. We have some of the best big tits in the business proudly displayed. There is also more than just a passing nod towards the hand job itself. Some of the women talk about technique, while others talk about the tease aspects. Then again, some girls can’t stay strictly hands on and decide to suck a bit. Natasha Nice opens the movie. She is super pretty with amazing boobs and a way of connecting with the camera that is almost as good as being there. She also uses her pussy to help keep him wet for a good handie. Nikki Sexx uses her boobs to enhance the hand job. Her tits can enhance anything so it’s a very nice upgrade from the usual rub and tug. Alexia Rae is quite attractive, but her scene is a little flat. Luckily her body isn’t and if this is the weakest scene of the bunch, it’s still pretty good. Katie Kox is a personal favorite of mine and I love the way she talks while stroking. She can handle my anything any time. Nika Noir is busty, pretty and really lays on the talk here. Charley Chase finishes out the movie and she just can’t keep her mouth off of the cock. You can’t blame a girl who just can’t help herself. Overall this is a great collection of women in well-shot hand job action. It’s fun, sexy and one of the best handie movies I have seen in a while. In fact this movie is so good that it makes me want to find someone to give me a hand with something right here in the office. Any takers?

Natasha Nice & Sascha

Busty beauty Natasha Nice kicks off the movie by stroking the cock and telling us how much she wants to taste the cock. None of that though. The guy hasn’t earned it, but she is willing to use her hands and do the “twist” with his oiled up dick. Keeping it nice and wet she strokes hard and makes sure that there is plenty of noise and shaking boobies to go along with the hardcore hand job action. Showing us another of her favorite tease techniques, she mounts him and rubs her pussy lips along his cock. Great looking action here. Natasha uses her big tits well and talks to the camera throughout the action. Working her pussy and his cock at the same time she takes them both to climax and then licks the jizz from the head of his prick. Natasha Nice can tease me any time.

Nikki Sexx

Nikki Sexx is another really well endowed cock stroker. She tells us about how much she loves this cock and how she is going to treat it well. While we wait, she pops out her tits and puts on a hot show. When the cock shows up, she strokes it and talks about how shameful it is not to suck on such a nice piece of meat. Great talk here and the hand action is pretty hot as well. In addition to the hot talk, she wraps her tits around his cock and works it up and down. Increasing her speed she jerks him off and finally takes a load on her smiling face

Alexia Rae

Are you picking up a pattern here? It seems that all the hot jerk of girls are busty. The tease is nice here and includes some booty shaking. Then we cut to the hand job. Alexia talks more to her partner rather than the camera. It’s a different vibe that will probably thrill a lot of people. I love the way she uses one hand on the cock and the other on the balls. Using her tits, she jerks him towards those big mounds and rubs his dick on her nipples. She ends up stroking him right onto her tits. Alexia is pretty, but the lack of interaction with the camera makes things less hot in this scene. That’s a personal thing and your mileage may vary.

Nika Noir

Nika Noir is also quite pretty, has big tits and opens things up with some very hot talk. Shaking her big tits for the camera she makes quite a pretty picture. One hand is plenty for a while, but she moves in closer and starts stroking it with two for a while. That does the trick and she smiles while taking the load in her hand.

Katie Kox & Marc Zane

Katie Kox is a personal favorite of mine. She is hot, sexy, gorgeous and perfectly filthy. She has her huge tits oiled up and in her hands as she teases. The hand job starts with Katie using both hands and already begging to have a big load blown all over her. Hearing her beg for cum is almost as hot as watching her big tits sway as she jerks the lucky guy off. Katie stretches out and gets comfortable. While she gets fingered on a reach around, she uses both hands to lovingly massage that dick. He finally explodes all over her tits and she moans while rubbing it in. Katie Kox is a hand job master.

Charley Chase

With a big smile on her face and even bigger tits in her hands, Charley Chase is ready to play with some cock. Before she does that she bends over and shows off her sexy ass. This girl just can’t follow the rules. She sees a hard dick and just has to suck it. Great looking hand action to go along with eye contact and lip action. Her mouth makes the dick wet, but she lubes it up again anyway. Using both hands and hot talk to set the stage. Charley keeps his dick throbbing and his balls ready to explode. Again she can’t help but suck it. That mouth is just too hungry. He finally explodes all over her mouth and face. Some girls are just too horny not to suck a cock when they get the chance.

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