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Star Trek the Next Generation: A XXX Parody
MOVIE TYPE: All Sex
112 Mins.
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DIRECTOR: Sam Hain
THEMES: Parody, Costume Sex, Interracial Sex
CONDOMS: None
2011
STARS: Kimbelry Kane, India Summer, April O’Neili, Bobbi Starr, Dana DeArmond, Rocco Reed, Xander Courvus, Tyler Knight, Lee Bang, Tim Cannon, Brian Street Team, Paul Woodcrest


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REVIEW-

I freely admit that this is another porn parody that is mostly lost on me. I never watched Star Trek: The Next Generation during it’s TV run and had to dragged to a couple of horrible theatrical movies. I say this because it is important to note that for many of you, this is a PERFECT show to parody. I have heard from several friends that the sexual fantasy potential is amazing and that there is a ripe orchard of fan-fic sex stories about these characters thriving on the web. For those of you who do “get it” buckle up for the fulfillment of countless sexual fantasies. For those of you like me who missed that boat, enjoy a really well shot movie with some of porn’s hottest performers. Dana DeArmand, Bobbi Starr, Kimbelry Kane, India Summer and April O’Neili are worth watching no matter how much (or little) you care about the Star Trek fantasy appeal. One scene for each woman in the cast in this one. On the one hand ,that just isn’t enough. On the other hand, all of the women are hot so there isn’t really a let up. April O’Neili, Bobbi Starr and Dana DeArmond all provide great fantasy appeal. They fuck in character, costume and make up that will keep all of the core fans really happy. Sexually, all three women shine so it’s good even if you’re just watching for the babes. April is super cute as always and Dana’s sexual performance is easily the best of a pretty good bunch. India Summer and Kimbelry Kane doesn’t have quite the same costume or make up appeal, but they both look good and provide solid sexual energy. Kimberly’s scene is a BJ only and It’s quite good. Overall I found Star Trek The Next Generation: A XXX Parody to be a well shot flick with a good story, better than average sex and a great cast. The performances are solid and I would imagine that fans of the original show will be thrilled to see their favorite characters given the XXX Parody treatment.

April O’Neili & Rocco Reed

Heading into the Holodeck, Ryker and Troi “engage” in a little role play on the imaginary bridge. The hair on this woman is pretty amazing and quite authentic from what I remember of the original show. She drops to her knees and slowly sucks his cock. I take it there is some serious romantic tension between these two characters because this isn’t your garden variety porn BJ. She goes very slowly, makes eye contact with him and gently moans as she pushes the head further and further back in her throat. He bends the busty babe over and gives it to her from behind. I really like April and her big natural boobs look really good from this angle. When she gets into reverse cowgirl she picks up the pace a big and really shows off her chest. Good energy here, but it is April’s body that steals the show. He has her in mish and pulls out to shoot a big load all over her chest. I have a bad feeling this will be April’s only scene in the movie.

Bobbi Starr & Tyler Knight

OK, I am going to assume that the costume appeal and fantasy play is high here. Tyler is Goerdi and when he uses the computer to run some tests it conjures up Bobbi Starr. While I don’t quite get it, I am in favor of anything that brings us Bobbi naked. She is quick to take his cock into her mouth. Great BJ footage here. The lighting really brings out the skin contrast between Bobbi and Tyler and she makes short work of his cock with her talented mouth. Great energy as he takes her a small couch. Bobbi has her long legs over his shoulder and takes a serious pounding. I am sure that there is some serious storyline appeal here that I missed from never watching the show, but I can enjoy a solid sex scene from Bobbi any time. He finishes off with a shot onto her tits.

Dana DeArmond & Lee Bang

As the big tough Klingon warrior, Lee shows a shocking vulnerable side to Ro. She responds by loving him as only she can. (Again, there has to be some totally hot story related fantasy appeal here.) She drops to her knees and immediately takes that big cock to the back of her throat. Dana loves every inch and makes sure that we see how skilled she is. Once that big thing is all wet, she squats over him and starts fucking hard. Nice shots of her ass and as with the last scene, the lighting provides incredible skin contrast. Using her long legs to pump up and down, she gives some great looking reverse cowgirl. Even though there is great make up/fantasy appeal here, the sex is hot enough to make it good for anyone to enjoy. (Unlike Avatar) They finish it off with a shot on her wide open mouth and face.

India Summer & Xander Corvus

Rekindling an old romance, Indian gets it on with Data. She sucks and strokes his cock to full mast in seconds. She climbs on top and he reaches around to play with her asshole. That really seems to spark her interest, but otherwise he is just lying there like a robot. I always enjoy watching India work. She really looks good on top in reverse cowgirl. She bucks her hips and enjoys his cock like few can. With Xander mostly staying out of the way as his character would, the energy all comes from India and she shines in a big way.

Kimbelry Kane & Giles

(Note: Stunt cock used for this one.) Dr. Crusher (Kimbelry Kane) and Captain Picard (Giles with the help of Xander’s dick) rekindle their own romance. What better way to say I love you than with a BJ? At least that seems to be where Kimberly’s mind is. Great POV footage here as she sucks and strokes his cock with love in her eyes. Stripping out of her top, she uses her breasts to rub against his head while giving her tongue a short break. I love the shots of her lying on her stomach as she sucks and strokes his cock. With some mild face fucking and a big shots all over lips and cheeks, this is a totally sexy BJ from start to finish.

Bonus: Party Version (No Sex, All story) BTS, Bloopers, Photo Gallery, Cumshot Recap, Trailers


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2 Responses to “Star Trek the Next Generation: A XXX Parody”

  1. Roger T. Pipe says:

    Since I am admittedly not a Star Trek: The Next Generation fan I would very much like someone who is to chime in. Either in comment or as a full guest reviewer. How is this movie as fantasy fulfillment?

    So comment away or send me over a full review and we’ll see how Sam Hain did with the true Star Trek TNG fans.

    Oh and I still say that Dana DeArmond is WAY underrated and needs to be recognized.

  2. zach. says:

    Hi Mr. Pipe

    I am a fan of ST:TNG and I have to say that what impressed me the most about this film, the story, dialog, sets, costumes, makeup, acting, and the special effects *!* [pretty much everything about it] stays pretty close to what is considered the “official canon of the Star Trek Universe”; references are made to events that occurred in the actual series. This is what appealed to me the most about this film, and made watching it more enjoyable because it had a storyline that actually could pass as a script for an episode (well, with the non-PG parts edited out of course) so for your readers’ information, as a “trekkie”, this gets my stamp of approval. Whoever wrote the story and dialog should totally win an award for the creativity and accuracy alone (which I’m not sure is an award category, but if it was, it would be a given)


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