The Pipeline: November 2005

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Welcome once again my friends to our post-Halloween edition of the Pipeline. I trust you all had a safe and scary holiday and are ready to put away the costumes (But leave them handy for special “date nights.”) and get ready for the really big holidays to hit us. Come on, now is the time. Hit the malls and get your shopping done early. That way you can sit back in December and watch some good porn while everyone else is out fighting the crowds. Or you can just waste November watching smut and eating pumpkin pie (Once that Halloween candy is gone) and then do all of your shopping in a mad rush at the last minute. Hey wait a minute; we’re getting ahead of ourselves. We’ve got some current porn news to get to before hitting the stores for those big sales.

Those of you who waited more than a decade to see Janine do guys may have been wondering how long it would take her to step up and do some interracial scenes. Though she jumped into the IR pool while still at Vivid, the scene has been sitting on the shelves for a year and a half. This month, Digital Playground unveiled Janine’s first IR scene for that company, “Mrs. Behaving” and viola, Vivid is right there with the release of “Janine’s Been BlackMaled.” We may never know if Vivid had planned to hold on to their scene featuring Janine, Mr. Marcus and Sean Michaels, but one can only assume that Digital Playground’s release may have hastened the street date a bit. Whatever their reasons, they have given fans two great opportunities to see the mega-star break that unwritten rule that says contract girls don’t do black. Janine does, twice. (Well, twice with two guys so that could be considered a quadruple blacking for the one-time veggie queen.

It was twenty years ago today (more or less) when Paradise Visuals released a sex comedy starring Christy Canyon, Ron Jeremy, Ali Moore, Harry Reems and John Holmes. “WPINK-TV” originally hit the shelves two decades ago and just happens to be the first adult movie I ever watched. (Over and over) Now we get to see it on DVD with the release of the 20th anniversary edition of the classic adult flick. Those of you who remember this hilarious little movie will be happy to be able to toss away that weathered VHS copy. For a new generation of smut fans, this release offers a chance to see a young Christy at her very best. If you can’t fall in lust with her massive tits and amazing mouth, then there’s got to be something wrong with you. The new release features interviews with cast member, a lost scene and plenty of other bonus features to go along with one of the funniest adult videos of the 80’s. (And of course the great hooters offered up by the incredible Ms. Canyon.)

Fans who tune in to the Daily Noise show (www.dailynoise.com) are used to getting porn news and gossip on Thursdays during my “Porno Graffiti” segment. (At 11AM PT) Last month they got a bonus treat when Aurora Snow stopped in to hang out with Jimmy and Kahn. Aurora was in Vegas for a dance gig and thanks to a little nudging from a certain someone, she paid them a visit. As usual, she stunned the guys by being a totally sex girl who just didn’t come off like a typical porn star. She posed for some new pictures in the “Rog Rules” gear as well. So far I haven’t seen the shots (Nudge, nudge) but will pass them along as soon as I get them. Hopefully this is just the first of many special guest appearances on the Daily Noise show.

From the “wishful thinking” department comes a hot rumor that Britney Spears may be joining the ranks of celebrities caught fucking on tape. According to the story, a member of the Spears entourage made copies of a number of home movies starring Britney and new husband. Many of these tapes are said to be of an erotic nature and feature the pop superstar doing the nasty with him. Though distribution of these tapes is still in the rumor stage, the world remains hopeful that the mystery smuggler will find a way to get them to us soon. Details are still sketchy, but the word is that all of the tapes were shot before Britney was “with child” so we won’t be seeing any Britney action while she was knocked up. Let’s just hope that sucks dick better than Paris Hilton.

Speaking of Paris and celebrity sexy tapes, Vivid has released the “Tom Sizemore Sex Scandal.” The movie features that actor having all kinds of kinky sexy with a number of different women at once. Though he clearly doesn’t mind being on tape and it lacks the guilty pleasure factor that we get from watching Pam or Paris, it does offer us some insight into what it might be like to be rich and famous. (Oddly enough it seems that women are attracted to these things. Who knew?) In addition to the sex, there is an audio interview with Tom where he discusses a torrid one night affair with none other than Paris Hilton.

Last month I reviewed “Jack’s Playground 25” and had some strong feelings about the way they took shots at Melanie Jagger. In typical “Jack” style, they introduced Melanie as “The pig” and continued to take shots at her during the scene. My criticism of the practice did not go unnoticed. “Jack’s 26” has a little verbal shot from “Montel” at both Graham Ponate and myself. That little verbal shot sets up a couple of skits in “Jack’s Playground 27” where we hold Montel’s feet to the fire a bit. Wait, he doesn’t have feet. He’s a dildo. At any rate, I don’t think it will solve the “pig” issue, but it was a lot of fun and hopefully you’ll get a laugh out of it.

In a late-breaking story that really shouldn’t surprise anyone, Tom Byron is ending his three-year retirement and will be back in front of the camera for his next project. The industry vet has been at it for over twenty years and those of us who were wondering why anyone would retire from such a great job can now rest easy. Byron will be back in the saddle, fucking hot chicks half his age. All I can say is it’s about damn time.

Last month I posted my birthday wish list and some of you have emailed in to extend your best wishes. I thank you very much for that. Others wanted an update on the list, so here it is. Though I didn’t do very well on my posted list numbers-wise, I got the perfect gift so everything else is just icing on the cake.

Rog’s Birthday Wish List: Item 1: Jenna Haze & Aurora Snow in Jules Jordan “Darkside” movies.

RESULT: No word on these, so it’s a miss.

Rog’s Birthday Wish List: Item 2: An all So-Cal World Series between the Anaheim Angels (NOT of Los Angeles) and the San Diego Padres. Hey, it’s my list. I didn’t say it had to be realistic.

RESULT: Both teams were knocked out early so another miss.

Rog’s Birthday Wish List: Item 3: A 60GB Ipod Photo player.

RESULT: Mrs. Rog came through with this. HIT.

Rog’s Birthday Wish List: Item 4: Long sit down interviews with Jenna Jameson, Jules Jordan and Tera Patrick.

RESULT: No word from Jules, Jenna or Tera. Miss.

Rog’s Birthday Wish List: Item 5: The complete Batman DVD collection.

RESULT: Thanks to a trip to the store, I took care of this one myself. Call it a hit.

Rog’s Birthday Wish List: Item 6: Since we’re talking about Digital Playground, how about those blowjobs that Jesse Jane and Teagan promised me last year? I’ve got it on tape ladies, let’s go. While we’re at it, what happened to that signed copy of “Cocky” that Jesse Jane promised me?

RESULT: No word from Teagan or Jesse about the BJ or the Kid Rock autograph. Big miss.

Rog’s Birthday Wish List: Item 7: The services of a good web designer so I can build a site for a good friend of mine and so I can build another that I have in the works to raise money for the hurricane victims.

RESULT: No word from anyone on this…another miss.

Rog’s Birthday Wish List: Item 8: Most of all, I just want you to all to take a few minutes during the month to raise a full glass of whatever you like drinking. Do so in memory of those who came before us, those who are fighting the good fight on all fronts and most of all raise it for all those we love and who love us. Cheers to you all.

RESULT: Jeff and a few others emailed to join me in a toast. Hopefully a lot of you did the same so let’s call this a hit.

So in the end I was 3 for 8 on the list. Not too bad, especially when you consider the other great gift I was given. On the other hand, the porn folks really need to step up a bit. Come on people, let’s go.

That’s about all we’ve got this month. When you recover from your sugar coma, please take a moment to remember all that we have to be thankful for. Bountiful food, a relatively free nation, USC and UCLA on a collision course for a battle of unbeatens, pumpkin pie and of course, Virtual Sex with Teagan. If that isn’t enough to make you thankful, then insert your own ideas and I’ll add them to the list next month. In the meantime, everyone enjoy your month, eat a lot, laugh a lot and do whatever you do when you’re watching porn…a lot. Just do it safely.

 

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