William H Interview January 2005
INTERVIEW: WILLIAM H
We are will William H of Elegant Angel. Did you drop the last name completely?
I lost my balls for a while, but I have them back.
So are you known as William H. Nutsack, or just William H?
Either or. I like the Nutsack to be honest.
William H sounds more like a superstar though.
Yeah, it’s more professional.
How long have you been with Elegant Angel?
Six years.
How did you start out?
I worked in the internet department scanning slides. It was a minimum wage job.
So you started at the bottom and worked your way up.
Yes I did.
How did you get behind the camera?
After a year in the internet department I started taking pictures for our web site. They liked the stills I was shooting and started using some of the shots for box covers.
You were doing those really creative shots for the DVD bonus material for a while.
Yeah, the Twisted Pics. Girls with green dicks in their mouths, stuff like that.
Was that you just fucking around or is that what you really like?
I like that stuff.
What was the first thing you shot?
I kept bugging Pat to let me shoot something. I finally got to shoot a Sasquatch scene with TT Boy and Dominica Leoni. When I showed it to Pat he was horrified and we didn’t use it for a long time. It showed up as a bonus scene a year later. The first movie I ever shot was “Internally Yours 3” with Mason. We co-directed that. My first solo movie was “Heavy Handfuls 2.”
What lines are you shooting now?
“Cum Drenched Tits”, “Heavy Handfuls”, “Glazed & Confused” and “Semen Demons”
How many volumes of “Heavy Handfuls” are there now?
We’re up to number four.
There is some great stuff in that line.
Thank you.
Are you into big tits?
Yes I am. Did you see my girlfriend? My girlfriend has 36DD.
I did see here, but I was not looking at her chest, I swear it.
She has big boobs, I like big boobs.
Your lines have some great boob play in them.
They are all natural. I like natural tits.
You shot a great scene with Loni.
I love Loni, she is fantastic.
The volleyball scene.
Yeah, she is really good.
You shoot for a company with a long history and a distinct style. Patrick has a very distinct style, so does Zupko. What do you do within that framework to make your stuff unique?
I have my own style as well. I have learned a lot from Patrick from being on his set. Tom has helped me a lot with my camerawork. I have taken a little piece from everyone I have worked with and combined to make my own style.
The Twisted Pics stuff was very odd and totally on its own level. Have you tried to bring any of that sensibility into your movies?
To some extent yes. I just did “Semen Demons” and it was very dark with a Goth look and a lot of good visuals. I think that it is the best thing I have done so far in terms of how it looks.
If someone hasn’t seen your work what would you want them to see first?
It depends on what they like. I am really proud of “Semen Demons” but “Cum Drenched Tits” was really good too. The sex is really hot in that movie.
For the most part, you have kept things pretty much in the normal range sexually.
Yeah. I try not to incorporate too much of my wacky stuff. A lot of people might not like it.
So you keep it as a bonus on the DVD.
Yeah, I can act like an idiot there and people can watch if they want.
You and Mason shot together and had a little brother/sister persona thing going on.
Yes we did.
But you aren’t really related, correct?
No we aren’t. That was just for the movies.
Were you shooting camera for her?
No. She does all of her own camera work. I was shooting stills.
Have you done any sex scenes?
I have never done a sex scene.
Is that something you want to do?
No, I really don’t.
Why is that?
I had an accident when I was a child. I lost my penis. I just have a bump there now, it’s like a scab. I can touch it with my pinkie when I’m on the toilet. It wouldn’t make for a good sex scene.
That would certainly be a weird scene.
I think I would feel inferior to the porn guys.
Isn’t it all just camera angles and closely shaved pubes?
No, I’ve seen them; it’s not all just angles.
Who is your favorite girl to shoot?
Right now, it’s Tiana Lynn. She is great. She is the best girl I have ever shot.
Anyone else?
Loni. She used to be my favorite. I tend to get a favorite and then shoot them a few times if I like them.
If you could get on the phone and shoot anyone in the business, who would it be?
I always wanted to shoot Tiffany Mynx, but I don’t think she likes me.
She isn’t natural.
I know, but she could be in something. I always liked her.
She has a great ass. So Tiffany would be number one on your wish list?
Tiffany or Stephanie Swift.
She has tiny boobs.
Yea, but I do a teen thing. I like little boobs too. I like all girls. I like old ladies and obese women too.
Do you plan to shoot that sort of line?
I want to. I want to shoot a line called “Girls Gone Wide” with obese chicks. I want to shoot fat chicks on meth, but it is very hard to find fat chicks who are on meth. If I could find them I would shoot them. I love fat chicks with drug problems because they have to try harder. Guys don’t come on to them as much so they have to try harder. They are eager to please.
Do you have your own web site?
No, but you can go to www.elegantangel.com and click on music. I have a section of my music on there.
You direct movies, shoot stills and do music? What else do you do?
I do a lot of art, I draw. I like to experiment with chemicals as well. I take heavy duty laxatives and then jack off on the toilet.
Things are taking an ugly turn, I can feel it.
I have a specialty that I discovered when I was seven. Do you know what a roll-up bug is? (Also called a potato bug or a roly-poly) You put them in your wiener-hole and when they open up they have like 623 legs. You can feel them inside tickling and then shoot the bug out with your load.
Is that how you lost your penis?
Yes it was. I had a mishap. It’s a sad story, but I don’t regret it.
I hear you up for some awards at AVN?
I have thirteen nominations for my movies. I am nominated for director of the year-non feature.
Against who?
Against the guy who will win, Jules Jordan.
It could be worse.
Yeah, at least I was nominated.
How many noms did Zupko get?
You have to ask him.
Hey Zupko, how many nominations do you have this year?
Zupko: Eight or nine.
So William H beat you?
Zupko: He kicked my ass.
I have to say this, I learned a lot from Tom Zupko and he is responsible for a lot of the praise that I get.
And the blame too?
He’s only responsible for some of the blame. He tried to push the homo shit on me, but I’m not going for that.
He does that to everyone.
Zupko: This guy is the best cameraman in the business, bar none.
Because of Tom, he taught me everything.
You guys are just trading compliments today.
That is the good thing about Elegant. We’re a family. We care about each other’s stuff and we want everyone to do well.
Is there anything else you want to add?
Just look out for my new work. I am always trying to get better. I just want to do the best that I can.
Thank you very much.
