Elvis: A Porn Parody
MOVIE TYPE: Parody
138 Mins.
Vivid
www.Vivid.com
DIRECTOR: Axel Braun
THEMES: Parody, Movie Stars
CONDOMS: None
2010
STARS: Dale DaBone, Andy San Dimas, Codi Carmichael, Lexi Belle, Jessi Palmer, Tyler Knight, J Jay, Asa Akira, Jessica Bangkok, Alec Knight
REVIEW-
The latest Axel Braun parody flick takes on the King. That’s right, the King of rock and roll has his own porn parody. Some of you are probably snickering and wonder when the parody madness will end. That’s a good question for another time, but this is actually a pretty good flick. There is enough Elvis trivia thrown in here to make the simple script pretty interesting. Braun has also gone out of his way to thrown in some other celebrities for a little spice. In addition to two Elvises (Elvi?) played by Dale Dabone and J. Jay, we get Ann Margaret (Lexi Belle), Muhammad Ali (Tyler Knight), Natalie Wood (Jessi Palmer) and James Dean (James Deen). The scenes are nicely set up and very well shot. (Eli Cross is behind the camera and that’s a pretty good indication that Braun was very serious about this flick.) And yes Virginia, there is music. Good music actually. The songs are rather short, which is a smart move. They are long enough to be funny without dragging on. So it the movie actually. It is well acted and nicely paced. The sex scenes are good as well. Andy San Dimas as Elvis’ bride is just perfect. The three-way featuring Asa Akira is perhaps the best sexual action of the movie. This is a nicely made flick with some laughs, good sex and serves as a fitting tribute to the King and a few of his famous friend. Elvis may have left the building, but he left a few loads on some pretty faces for us to enjoy.
Lexi Belle & J. Jay
A young Elvis does a rocking number on set and then scores pretty Ann Margaret (Lexi Belle). You know sometimes it really is good to be the King. (Really Rog, you couldn’t have held that one back just a little?) She gets right to work sucking his cock and uses expert wrist moves to keep things rolling. He tears her stockings open, eats her pussy and then fucks that hot little hole. The action is rather vanilla and a little tame, but Lexi is always cute, fun to watch and gives just enough verbal encouragement to make the scene hot. The doggy is the highlight of this scene as she sticks her cute little butt up in the air and lets him bang away. They finish up with a nice little facial shot. Lexi is hot, period.
Jessi Palmer & James Deen
James Deen playing James Dean? When Elvis meets the young actor and his hot co-star Natalie Wood, they get a taste of his music. They get back to rehearsing their kissing scene and that leads us right into the action. The make up and hair is really good here. Both Jessi and James really look the part and that’s a serious turn on. Jessi sucks a mean cock and kisses him while stroking his meat. Great looking 69 here and then James just kicks things into high gear. He is a great performer and really slams Jessi’s pussy hard during reverse cowgirl. There is good energy and eye candy here of course, but the genuine look of the scene is really what keeps me interested. Apparently this Hollywood starlet likes going the extra mile and takes his cock right up her ass. The spoon is really good and features some deep, hard penetration. Her mouth is wide open for a nice shot right on her tongue. Not a bad scene here at all.
Andy San Dimas & Jay J
Elvis and Priscilla share a hard core wedding night. They have been saving it up and she is horny as hell. Love the wedding dress here and beyond that Andy’s hotness just takes over. Her pussy is on fire, but the new bride needs to get a taste of cock before fucking it. Andy in a veil definitely adds to the fantasy appeal. Fantastic looking head here that gives way to spoon. The white stockings and wedding dress continue to make this a totally hot bridal fantasy. Andy’s vocal fucking continues to make it a hot stroke scene. She flips over and shows us her ass as she rocks her hips in a way that even the King has to appreciate. Getting into piledriver she takes him deep in her pink and never lets up with the dirty talk. He pulls out and shoots a big load down onto her face and dress. Great fantasy appeal and hot strokeable action.
Tyler Knight, Asa Akira & Jessica Bangkok
Elvis likes to share and gives two of his playmates to a very horny Muhammad Ali. (Somewhere there has to be someone highly offended by this.) The girls get in the ring and immediately share his cock. Asa is my favorite, but Jessica can keep up with anyone thanks to her energetic cock sucking and pretty face. Asa sucks, strokes and passes the dick back and forth before sitting on his face. Jessica squats over the meat and he gets two pussies at once. Asa deep throats in middle and then spreads her legs to let Jessica work tongue magic. Great looking footage as Tyler fucks from behind . He moves up to Asa’s mouth again to let her suck him clean. When Asa gets fucked she has Jessica riding her face and shows off that perfect little ass. They flip her over and she spreads her legs beautifully. Look folks, I am in a constant state of lust with Asa. Take that for what it’s worth, but this fucking scene just rocks hard. Tyler shoots a championship-worthy load that the girls pass back and forth a few times for good measure.
Codi Carmichael, Dale DaBone & Alec Knight
On the night of his death, Elvis insists that his friend set him with Marilyn Monroe. He brings back a nice enough looking substitute and the two share her. Codi is a pretty good Marilyn, getting her lush lips around cock with so much gusto that her lipstick smears immediately. When both cocks are throbbing, she uses her fists to keep them both going. The standing doggy is pretty good, but for a real view of the action then cowgirl is the best. She works her hips on Alec, pumping him with her shaved pussy while Elvis fucks her face. The fantasy appeal is pretty good here thanks to the wig, but mostly it’s a hot little three-way because Cody is easy on the eyes. When they roll her onto her back we get to enjoy the boobs, but also some nice face shots as she takes it at both ends. The guys both cum on her face and leave us with a really nice visual as the semen drips down her pretty chin.
Bonus: BTS, Non-Sex Feature (Watch it with no porn), Previews, Vivid Extras (Commercials)
