TWISTED TOMMY CALLS FOR END TO VIOLENCE IN PORN

Let’s face it. Porn today has become pretty violent. Gone are the days of nice, sweet golden showers and pink eyes. Nowadays, if a girl doesn’t have a foot on her neck or a bat in her ass, her films simply aren’t considered stroke-worthy. This may make those of us who aren’t serial rapists wonder -where has all the romance gone?

Well, in response to this violent trend in popular porn, Legend director Twisted Tommy is proud to present his latest opus, Ask for Ass, a nice way to decimate the female sphincter without hurting anyone’s feelings.

“Just because you’re ripping some lazy & emotionally unstable whore’s asshole apart, doesn’t mean you can’t be polite and well mannered,” explains Twisted Tommy. “A simple ‘please whore’ or “thank you, you disgusting pig’
goes a long way.”

Not surprisingly, Ask for Ass has caused great controversy and confusion within the adult industry, including Twisted Tommy’s very own distribution company Legend Video. “I’ve been in this industry for six years and, in that time, no one has ever asked for ass,” says Legend pr guy Nelson X. “It ‘s an extremely risky venture. But, we believe in Twisted Tommy’s vision.”

Of course, Twisted Tommy swears he’s not going soft. All Twisted Tommy films will continue to be relentlessly hardcore. “Look, we all know porn chicks aren’t real people,” says Tommy. “But, we’re making movies here.
Fantasy. Fans want to believe these whores aren’t human garbage. We have to give them what they want. Treat the whores well on the set and on ilm. ”

“It really is time to end violence in porn,” adds Nelson X. “Call me a traditionalist, but I believe violence towards women should remain in the home where it belongs.”