Tila Tequila Uncorked

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It started as a cure for writers block. I was working on some other projects and would come home every night and write in a journal as a warm up. One day, I was reading alt.sex.movies and found some reviews of porn flicks. I've always loved movies and porn, so I decided to review some tapes form my personal porn collection. I wrote a review, found that I liked it and posted it to asm. The feedback was positive and I just kept writing. I found it a great way to get me started each day, writing about something I enjoyed and pretty soon, people were asking me to review their films and work on a web site. The rest, as they say, is history.

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Tila Tequila Uncorked
MOVIE TYPE: Celebrity
138 Mins.

THEMES: Celebrity, Lesbian Sex
STARS: Tila Tequila, Kristina Rose, Charlie Laine



This latest release from Vivid-Celeb is being hailed as the first of its kind. It is the very first celebrity sex tape to feature a female celeb doing other chicks. Tila Tequila is notorious for her love of both sexes and has her lesbian lust on display here. She has chosen two very willing partners for this tryst. Kristina Rose is the perfect girl to play with Tila. They have a lot of fun together and then bring Charlie in for some three-way fun. Don’t let the long running time fool you. This is not two hours of lesbian sex. In fact the vast majority of the footage consists of Tila, Kristina and Charlie playing around half naked. They all look great and I couldn’t take my eyes off of Tila’s naked form. She’s really well put together with a great set of tits, long legs, a cute ass and the sort of pink pussy that any guy (or girl) would want to eat all night. When they do actually have sex, the girls are enthusiastic, hot and worth watching. They went out of their way to make this look casual and the result is a lot of slow footage that is only good if you really like the idea of party girl Tila just kicking back when she isn’t licking vag. I think there is a strong must-see factor here and even if you find Tila and her celebrity status to be annoying you can’t deny that she is super hot and I for one would love to see her exercise the other side of her bi-sexuality. Perhaps if we are lucky she will put that mouth to good use on some oversized porno cocks next.

Tila Tequila & Kristina Rose

Tila and Kristina are sharing a hotel room. After ordering room service, they pass the camera back and forth for a little lingerie-clad fun. Tila is holding it as Kristina goes down on her. That pretty little pussy must be sweet because Kristina seems addicted from the first taste. They really kind of dance around the sex for the most part. Not that I mind watching Tila and Kristina run around half naked playing with each other. Eventually we get down to some serious touching and Tila shows the sort of oral skills that have made her popular with chicks. Then the camera gets in close on Tila’s pink. It doesn’t get any more intimate than this. Whether it’s up close or longer shots, she really is a pretty girl and certainly looks good enough to eat from head to toe. The shaky picture and fragmented sex scenes are a bit of a distraction, but Tila’s eye candy alone makes this worth sitting through. Eventually Kristina breaks out a toy and uses her porn star skills to show Tila how we do it in the Valley. In the hour and twenty minutes that these two are playing there is probably ten minutes of sex and a whole lot of naked Tila.

Tila Tequila, Kristina Rose & Charlie Laine

The girls go out and bring Charlie back home for a three-girl party. They hang around, looking hot in their party clothes and give us more of what we have already been watching. Charlie films while Tila and Kristina roll around in their undies and tease each other. Tila knows how to please a girl and teaming her up with Charlie is a really great idea. The clothes come off and these three hotties have a really good time together. The action doesn’t fit the usual porn, but it has moments. Charlie seems particularly fond of licking that infamous pussy that Tila is carrying around. Tila doe some three-finger fucking while she gets her ears nibbled. The party girl vibe must be infectious because Charlie and Kristina start dancing around naked for the camera. They break out a toy and Tila plays around with it for a while. The porn chicks make Tila the center of the action for a while and she certainly loves the feel of two talented tongues on her pretty little twat.

Bonus: Vonus Scene, BTS, Striptease, Trailers, Slide Show


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One Response to “Tila Tequila Uncorked”

  1. lindsay says:

    im not a fan of tila AT ALL, but i have to admit that this is a decent sex tape. tila, kristina and charlie are all smoking hot and very cute together. the bonus dvd, vivid’s 25th anniversary, was good too. it was a nice surprise.

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