Offical Friday the 13th Parody

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Official Friday the 13th Parody


103 Mins.

Zero Tolerance

DIRECTOR: Gary Orona

THEMES: Humor, Horror


STARS: Sara Sloane, Asa Akira, Courtney Cummz, Kagney Linn Karter, Brooklyn Lee, Kris Slater, Brooke Lee Adams, Carlo, Mr. Pete, Rocco Reed & Mark Wood


I don’t think I ever would have pegged Friday the 13th as a porn parody target. Sex and violence is always an odd mix. The folks at Zero Tolerance handled that by making this kind of a funny/scary movie. Instead of a camp for kids, Crystal Lake is a former nudist colony that has been inherited by Rocco Reed. He is trying to get it back up and running. There are people hanging around having sexy. People like Courtney Cummz who has a hot and kinky scene with Mr. Pete. The violence is downplayed in a big way. Jason does not bring a machete to the table. Instead he has flesh eating semen that he shoots all over the victims. How did this happen? Apparently his cock grows after sex until it is so big that he sinks to the bottom of the lake and the build up of sperm over the years has made it acidic. Yep, it’s that silly. There are some cool scary moments though. The best scenes from new staff members Asa Akira and Sara Sloane. They are both gorgeous and show incredible sexual energy. Asa fucks Rocco and shows off a body that was just born to be shown off. Sara is in the movie’s final scene and as always, is worth the wait. The sex scenes are a little short, fitting nicely into the feature format. Fans who are used to hard core ZT gonzo scenes might wish to see something a little harder, but the stuff that is here. I liked the way the movie was shot, the suspense, the humor and loved Asa and Sara.

Courtney Cummz & Mr. Pete

Watching the new counselors and such settle in, Courtney and Pete take a little kinky sex break. Looks like they have been fucking since the camp closed or something. She’s in black boots and he has on a rubber mask. Courtney takes charge by pushing her ass back into his face then makes him lick her boots. She straddles his face and lets him finger her asshole while eating her pussy. Courtney is always fun to watch, but when she takes charge like this there is something special she brings to the table. After a good hard face ride she is ready to suck his cock and does so with great enthusiasm. Watching her bob her pretty head on a cock is always a visual treat and I’m guessing it fees even better than it looks. Keeping her boots on, she squats and starts fucking the cock like she owns it. Pete rolls her over and fucks her ass really hard while she rubs her pussy. Nice energy here and he ends up dumping a big load all over her pretty face. Courtney is just a whole lot of fun to watch.

Asa Akira & Rocco Reed

Rocco is terrified of bugs, but happy to get naked with Asa as soon as he can. (Who wouldn’t?) She stands in the center of the room and bends over so he can lick her pussy and ass from behind. Returning the favor, Asa gets on her knees and looks like perfection as she puts her pretty on his rod. A longer blowjob would be great here, but she gets into reverse cowgirl and is totally impressive as she pumps her hips. Asa just has a body that looks great from any angle so she can get on top and totally rock our world visually while she reaches around and fingers her own asshole. Rolling her over, Rocco pushes her legs up and pounds that tight pussy for all he’s worth. Perfect energy and eye candy here as he bangs her until he pulls out and shoots all over her flat little belly. Asa is still my favorite girl and I am gonna marry her some day soon.

Kagney Linn Karter & Carlo

What horror movie would be complete without a flashback scene? Kris tells Sara the story of a sex party way back in the day. Marco tries to explain that when he has sex, his cock gets bigger afterwards. Kagney likes the sound of that wants to give it a try. She spreads her legs and entices him to come have a taste. He licks that shaved box and makes it all nice and juicy. She does something similar to his cock, making it rise in her mouth as she gets it all wet. The lighting is interesting in this scene and that is all that sets it apart. They hurry through eh blowjob and she keeps her legs back while eh fucks her hard. Kagney is very vocal as she rides the cock and shakes her big tits right in his face. She puts his dick in her hand and jerks him off until he explodes right into her mouth. As depraved killer origin scenarios go, getting fucked by a hot blonde until your cock gets huge really doesn’t seem all that bad.

Brooklyn Lee, Brooke Lee Adams & Mark Wood

Every heard of “strip”-opoly? It’s a strange game, but it leads to a hot three way-fuck between Mark and these two cuties. The girls pass his cock back and forth for a while, getting it all up and ready. I love the double sucking shots here. Brooke rides the cock, but the squeaking of the chair is really annoying and she almost seems to be mailing it in here. Brooklyn livens things up a bit. This is a nice looking scene, but it just doesn’t really have anything to make it stand out. Mark fucks Brooke from behind while she eats her friend and the girls share a facial, but this is mostly forgettable.

Sara Sloane & Kris Slater

Story over, time for the leading lady to get fucked. Sara warms up her own nipples with her tongue as Kris works his way down her perfect body. That pussy looks good enough to eat and he does. She returns the favor of course, easily taking his cock to the root with her talented mouth. It is always easy to see how hot Sara is, but sometimes we forget just hot fucking good she is at oral sex. Spreading her legs she lets him bang away o her box as well. I would love to see longer scenes in this movie in general, but the shorter format is really noticeable here. I’m sure I am not the only one who wants more of Sara, much, much more. I love watching her ride cock with those great tits bouncing and a look of pure lust on her pretty face. Energy and eye candy combine wonderfully here as they get into spoon and she lets her legs just splay out across the bed. Kris pulls out and blows his load all over her hot body. Nothing like a great happy ending to cap a movie.

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