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Not Charlie’s Angels XXX

MOVIE TYPE: Parody

139 Mins.

New Sensations

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THEMES: Parody, Blondes

DIRECTOR: Will Ryder

2009

STARS: Sunny Leone, Andy San Dimas, Lexi Swallow, Heather Starlet, James Bartholet, Breanne Benson, Madison Ivy, Cassandra Cruz, Nicki Chase, Dirty Harry, Eric Swiss, Seth Gamble, Eric John, Marcus London

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REVIEW-

It’s time for the latest big time XXX parody. This time Will Ryder and company are taking on the sexed up 70’s classic “Charlie’s Angels.” It is a movie ripe for a great parody and this is a great parody. Andy San Dimas, Sunny Leone and Lexi Swallow play the three amazing leads and they are all stunning. Sunny hooks up for a hot lesbian scene that gets the action started. The sex is very good overall, but as usual the strength of this movie is the look, the feel and the script. They have done a nice job here of making a movie that is both funny and kind of true to the original. The story about a drug dealing disco owner is pretty funny. James Bartholet is great as Bosley and the girls are all very good. Andy San Dimas has perhaps the best of the Angels’ sex scenes, sharing time with Cassandra Cruz in a red-hot three way. Lexi Swallow how lands the Farah role here has one scene and it’s pretty good. Her kid sister, Heather Starlet outshines her a bit though. Throw in a really good fuck from Nicki Chase and an even better one from Madison Ivy and you have plenty to keep you stroking. If you liked Charlie’s Angels and always wanted to see it sexed up, then this is a kick ass parody with a great cast and a whole lot of strokeable sex.

Breanne Benson & Sunny Leone

Before they get to work on the kidnapping, Sunny has some fun with one of the victims’ step-moms. Hot 70’s themed lesbian porn here as we get to watch the blonde/brunette dynamic. Sunny slowly strips Breanne and makes a meal out of that pretty little slit. There are some really nice shots of the finger fucking which starts out slowly and works up to include two from each hand by Sunny. Sunny climbs up onto Breanne’s face and lets the hot blonde lick her long and deep. Both women know what they’re doing and when Sunny breaks out a toy, she totally owns Breanne’s hot box. There are some really good close up shots during the toy play.

Madison Ivy & Marcus London

When Madison gets caught doing coke in the bathroom, she is brought before the club owner. She could be in big trouble, but he gives her a chance to get out of trouble. This slutty blonde has no reservations whatsoever about getting down on her knees and sucking his cock. She gives a very messy, very hot blowjob that has his dick wet and throbbing in her mouth. Madison looks great on her back and he just pounds away on that pussy while she screams. Great energy here from this naughty little thing. She mounds up and works her hips like she’s been doing coke all night. She power fucks him to make sure she doesn’t get into any trouble and then sucks her cu off of his cock. Madison ends up with a big load all over her pretty face. This is a hot and furious scene that deserves a second look.

Vicki Chase & Eric John

Always the bookish one, Sabrina rejects Eric’s come in the club. He quickly moves on and finds another slut who is happy to eat his meat. Even with a growing audience, she happily pops that dick in her mouth and bobs her pretty head on it. Great BJ that includes some hot POV footage before Eric gets to munch out on that hot muffin. With her blue go-go boots still on and her 70’s fashion bunched up, she gets thoroughly fucked. When Vicki loses all of her clothes she shows off that high, tightly little body and fucks away while people come and go all around her. There is some fantastic footage of her bouncing hard in reverse cowgirl before she gets down on the floor and takes his load on her face.

Lexi Swallow & Dirty Harry

Pretty Kelly knows that going undercover is sometimes dirty work. She’s having plenty of dirty fun on the floor with Harry’s hard cock in her throat. The blowjob starts before the pervious scene and is cut a little short on this end. He licks that clit and gets her juices flowing before sticking his meat into her. There are some nice body shots of this leggy blonde. She’s landed the plumb role in this flick and her sex scene isn’t too bad at all. The facial finish helps round things out nicely.

Andy San Dimas, Cassandra Cruz & Seth Gamble

Sabrina tries to get some information from a swinging couple about the club. She settles in nicely between Cassandra and Seth. The two girls share the cock beautifully, passing it back and forth and making sure that his balls get as much attention as the head. Great POV action here as we look at two pretty faces working hard. Andy is especially sexy and really knows how to use her mouth. With both girls ready to fuck he tosses Andy on her back and works that pussy good and hard. When Cassandra gets on top she uses her juicy pussy to coat his rod and then lets her new friend suck it clean. Even ass licking is on the table for Andy. She really turns the Sabrina character into a raving slut in the sack. She keeps her face close to the action so that when he pulls out he can shoot all over her face. Nice surprise here.

Heather Starlet & Eric John

The team gets a new member when Jill’s little sister Chris gets brought in to pose a prostitute. She gets kidnapped and sold to Eric. The team is on their way to save her, but not until she is busy fucking. There is some hilarity going around them for a while, but eventually Heather settles in for a long ride in reverse cowgirl that looks really good. She stops long enough to suck the cum from his cock and looks up into the camera with those pretty eyes to let us all know how good it looks from his angle. He rolls her onto her back and fucks that tight pussy with all he’s got, working her over and leaving that pink hole nice and creamy. I really like her in doggy with that sexy ass up in the air and those legs on display. Her pretty face gets into perfect position for a big frothy facial finish. Heather is super cute and this scene is a nice way to end the movie.

Bonus: Trailers, Select a Star, BTS (2), Bloopers & Outtakes, Director Travelouge, Will Ryder Director’s Reel, Interviews, Bonus Footage, Story-Only Version & 3 Bonus Sex Scenes (Madison Scott, Zeina Heart & Nicole Ray)

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