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Beach Patrol


188 Mins.

THEMES: Bikini Girls, Anal Sex


DIRECTOR: Jules Jordan

STARS: Rachel Starr, Victoria Lawson, Gracie Glam, Candace Cage, Mariah Milano, Penelope Piper


Jules Jordan takes his act down to South Beach for this gonzo adventure. It’s packed with hotties who fill out bikinis beautifully. As a SoCal guy I love chicks in bikinis so I’m totally on board here. Of course that doesn’t mean much if the girls can’t fuck. No worries there. The sex is even better than the tease. Candace Cage opens the movie and fucks like she is trying to impress. She may be new, but don’t skip over her. Rachel Starr shows off her ass in a bikini and makes us all want to take a bite out of that hot apple. She follows that up with one of the best scenes of her career. I’ve never seen her fuck this hard and the eye candy is still fantastic. Gracie Glam and Victoria Lawson double up for some very sexy fun. I love the pace on this three-way. Mariah Milano finishes the movie with a killer scene. I’ve never seen her look quite this good. All of these scenes are great, but there is one that is even better. New girl Penelope Piper is built like a walking wet dream. Her tits are ridiculous and she has the sort of face that you can’t forget. Add to that some great sexual energy and great anal action and you have the makings for a great jerk off scene. Top if off with a wicked hot facial and you have everything you need for a perfect scene. This is a fantastic flick from Jules Jordan. If you like bikini girls, outdoor sex and fun gonzo action then you need to add this to your must-own list. From start to finish, the girls are hot, the sex is hotter and the taste of South Beach only adds to the fun.

Candace Cage & Jules Jordan

Jules finds Candace on Spring Break and decides to take her home for some fun. She gets a little friendly in the stairwell and then ramps things up in the car. The short BJ here gets things warmed up. They get more comfortable out on the deck overlooking the beach. Candace takes out his cock and starts pumping it with her mouth. Jules enjoys it and heads into the house where she can spank her ass and feed her the meat. Since she has sucked cock already, he takes his turn and eats her tight little box. Her pussy is nice and wet as he slides right in. She enjoys a little choking and gets pounded pretty hard. On top of the cock, the pretty brunette shows off her ass as she bounces up and down. Jules finishes her off with a nice big load all over that pretty face.

Rachel Starr & Jules Jordan

Out for a stroll on the beach, Jules finds Rachel Starr getting a little sun. She fills out the bikini really nicely and he pays her plenty of compliments. Not at all shy, Rachel loses her top and teases for a while. She struts around the beach with her ass wiggling as well as her boobs bouncing. They head back to Jules’ room where the tease heats up. Rachel’s ass looks amazing in her bikini bottom. She bounces it up and down and gets us all in the mood. After a quick BJ, they fuck on the balcony for a bit. It isn’t long, but it’s totally hot and semi public for a great time. They move inside where she can spread wide and let him get a taste of her goodies. Lela squats over his face and shakes her ass while being licked. Love the eye candy there. Everything is all juiced up and ready for some hot fucking on the couch. The sex looks good from start to finish, but the cowgirl is ridiculous. That ass is incredible and Lela knows how to shake it like it might break. Jules slides his dick between her cheeks, fucking them like a big set of boobs. To further show off the as, he has her over the edge of a barstool and just enjoys the ride. Lela takes his load in her mouth and cleans off the cock with her tongue. What a perfect end to a blistering hot fuck.

Gracie Glam, Victoria Lawson & Levi Cash

Gracie and Victoria are riding bikes on the streets of South Beach. Jules approaches them and gets a chilly response. He follows the girls until they stop to talk to a guy. Once they find out who he is, the girls warm up. On the way home, they get busy in the back of the car, adding some sexy semi-public lesbian action to the mix. The fun continues on the balcony as the girls play and their new friend gets in on the game too. Moving in to the couch the action heats up quickly with some ass play and deep girl on girl rimming. By the time they get around to sucking cock, both chicks are really horny and happily pass his meat back and forth. The BJ gets messy enough for Gracie and Victoria to swap spit and then ride one another’s faces as they get fucked. There are great ass shots all around and the girls are just as happy to lick pussy as get fucked. Great three-way here as the girls stay busy from start to finish. They share the cumshot at the end, capping off a scene that is sure to win both Gracie and Victoria some new fans.

Penelope Piper & Jules Jordan

OK guys get ready for something special. Penelope shows up to welcome Jules to his new place. She tires to show him all of the amenities of the property, but his eyes keep wandering back to her amazing tits that are falling out of her top. He accidentally turns on a porn flick and as luck would have it, Penelope likes it. Penelope is truly stunning even in her clothes. The amazing rack and that sweet face are more than enough to keep you glued to the screen. They go into the bedroom where she gets on her knees and lets him push his cock to the back of her throat. Her fingers find their way to her pussy to keep things wet. The tits are going to steal a lot of attention, but this girl is super fucking pretty from the neck up. Jules oils her up and then throws her on the bed to fuck that pussy. Penelope is a little soft, but her pussy is gorgeous, tight and she is still drop dead gorgeous. Great energy here as she stops fucking, cleans his cock with her mouth and then bends over for some awesome doggy. With her big round ass in the air she is just waiting to be backdoor fucked. Jules obliges, slipping his meat into her butthole and going to work. This new girl takes it in the ass really well and still provides eye candy with her face, tits and tight holes. RCA really shows her off and she never slows for a second. Jules finishes her off with a big pop all over her gorgeous face. I’m crushing on Penelope really hard right now and can’t wait to see her in more movies.

Mariah Milano

Mariah is already at Jules’ place, showing off her body in her bikini. It’s hard to decide if the tits or the ass are hotter, but any way you look at her, she’s fucking gorgeous. Bending over, she pulls her bottoms aside to show us what Jules is going to get in a few minutes. He finds her bent over and spanks her cheeks. He pulls the bikini aside and eats her while fingering the twat deep. Mariah enjoys the hard dick in her mouth as well. She takes it deep and almost gets to the bottom before she gags and has to stop. Great BJ here that leads into some hot doggy. After the last scene this one takes a small step back, but still has plenty of energy and eye candy to go around. Mariah’s got serious curves and fucks like she really means it. In between positions she rocks it hard with her mouth and then wiggles her ass as she walks down the hall to the bedroom where they finish up. The long slow deep throat at the end is just killer. This girl is so perfect for this movie and she sucks the load right out of him as a great cap.

Bonus: BTS, Cumshot Recap. Photo Gallery, Biography, Cast List, Trailers

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