This Ain’t I Dream Of Jeannie XXX (Blu-Ray)
This Ain’t I Dream Of Jeannie XXX (Blu-Ray)MOVIE TYPE: Parody
105 Mins.
Hustler
DIRECTOR: Axel Braun
THEMES: Comedy, Parody
2010
STARS: Shawna Lenee, Ashley Rae, Missy Woods, Jazy Berlin, Carolyn Reese, Dale DaBone, Alec Knight, Jack Lawrence, Cheynne Collins
REVIEW-
Finally we get a new parody that comes from a show with built in sex appeal. I Dream of Jeannie was dripping with sexual possibilities. A hot blonde in a sexy outfit with magical powers who would do her master’s bidding? Come on, what red blooded guy could resist rubbing a few out to that idea? Shawna Lenee plays Jeannie in this movie and she’s very good. Her dialog scenes are funny and she has just enough innocence to pull it off. She only has two sex scenes and that’s a shame. Both are good, but more Jeannie sex would have really been good. Her opening lesbian scene was cute but the finale is really the sexual highlight of the flick. Watching Jeannie get double fucked is total fantasy fodder and worth some VOD minutes at least. If the whole movie were this hot, I would be telling everyone they should buy it now. Instead we have some scenes in the middle that are good, but not great. Jazy Berlin is pretty good with a hot desktop fuck. Carolyn Reese adds some light dom play to the action. Ashley Rae is part of the lesbian scene and then fucks Dale at the end. Nice scenes, but nothing all that great. The scenes in the middle are fine, but they just don’t have any fantasy appeal. At it’s best, this Jeannie parody is fun, sexy and great fantasy fodder. If we had more Shawna, a bit more attention to detail and just a bit more fun this would go from being a good parody to a great one in and exaggerated blink of an eye.
Shawna Lenee, Ashley Rae & Missy Woods
When some lesbians move in next door, Jeannie just has to pop over and welcome them to the neighborhood. They quickly show her how much fun girls who like girls can be. This cute opening scene features Shawna playing a little shy and starry eyed at the new experience. Missy and Ashley aren’t at all shy though and take full advantage of their lovely new neighbor. There are some really nice shots of Shawna bent over as the girls finger her from behind and teach her some hot new tricks. Jeannie learns her lessons quickly and proves that she can lick pussy as well as either of these experienced rug munchers. When they break out the toy, Jeannie is once again amazed and quite cute as they use it to make her pussy cream. Lots of fun toy play here and loads of eye candy from all three women. Even though lesbian action isn’t my favorite way to kick off of a movie, this scene is fun, sexy and fits with the parody nicely.
Jazy Berlin & Cheyne Collins
Secretary interviews heat up quickly when Jazi skps right over her qualifications and gets right to her willingness to do anything. She has her tits out and her mouth on his cock before he can blurt out more than a few lines of bad dialog. Jazi is quite skilled with her mouth during the rather short BJ. She also has a nice shaved pussy that will be available to her new boss. This scene doesn’t have nearly as much parody appeal, but it’s not bad. It gets a little sleepy after several minutes of desktop mish, but the close up shots of her shaved pussy are pretty great. He shoots all over her boobs.
Carolyn Reese & Jack Lawrence
A special anniversary surprise turns out to be a little BD session for Tony’s boss. Caryoln goes right after him with a riding crop and doesn’t even let him get undressed before the scolding begins. She takes off her shoes and works his cock over with stocking covered feet adding some fetish appeal to the action. She is all dressed up for fun and all shaved down as well. Her tight pussy slides right over his cock and she goes for a long hard ride. Good solid fucking here with nice leg shots and a load fired all over her feet. Not a great deal of parody appeal, but a nice scene anyway.
Ashley Rae & Dale DaBone
The girls are bisexual and Ashley sets her sights on Tony. She traps Jeannie in her bottle and takes advantage of her tied up prey. For a girl who loves girls, Ashley certainly knows her way around a dick. She slobbers all over the shaft and pumps it with her fist. Great looking head here that gives way to some hot doggy. Ashley bends over and pumps her hips back to meet his thrusts, taking every inch of that cock. He rolls her over and fucks that tight pussy nice and hard. Quite good at pleasing, she climbs on top, faces the camera and squat fucks like she’s ready to drive him all the way home. Her groovy boots stay on during the sex, adding a little wrinkle to a straight forward fuck. He ends up shooting a rather big wad all over her face.
Shawna Lenee, Dale DaBone & Alec Knight
Don’t mess with a Jeannie or you might get punished. OK, the girls get turned into dildos, but the guys get to fuck her. Not sure that’s a bad thing, but hey, it works for a final sex scene. Cute as ever, she goes righta fter the two cocks, sukind one and then the other. Alex licks her from behind while she easily handles Dale’s modest member. That leaves her wet enough to take the big cock from behind while still bobbing her pretty head. Watching Jeannie get double fucked is the sort of scene with fantasy appeal that I look for in a good parody. Shawna plays it well providing great energy to go with the eye candy. The reverse cowgirl in this scene is really fantastic. Shawna looks like she’s having fun and that body is spectacular. (The costume adds to the Jeannie fantasy as well.) When she turns her ass to the camera she fucks Alec at double speed, loving every inch of his cock as it slips into her hot hole. Tony might be her master, but Jennie is control here and she knows what she loves. If every scene in the movie were this hot, I would be screaming at you to buy it now. Instead I would recommend you save your loads for the end when Jennie kneels, opens her mouth and encourages both of them to dump huge loads all over her pretty face.
Bonus: BTS, Slide Show, Trailers
