Hollywood’s Nailin’ Palin

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Hollywood’s Nailin’ Palin

MOVIE TYPE: Feature

111 Mins.

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THEMES: Parody

DIRECTOR: Alex Braun

2009

STARS: Lisa Ann, Tori Black, Sindee Jennings, Nicole Ray, Anthony Rosano, Alan Stafford, Otto Bauer & Sean Michaels


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REVIEW-

Lisa Ann‘s career has really taken off since she nailed the Palin thing. She has it down pretty well and they just keep cranking out these movies whether they are any good or not. This time around Sarah heads for Hollywood and meets up with the likes of Tina Fey, David Hassleoff and Criss Angel. The dialog is really forced in this movie and though it tries really hard, it just isn’t very funny. Sarah Palin and Tina Fey meeting and fucking should be worth a few laughs, but it isn’t. Luckily the sex is pretty good from start to finish. Lisa does three scenes including a finale that is white hot. She and Sean are great together. Nicole Ray and Tori Black provide excellent sex scenes as well. Both of them are quite cute and bring good energy to their scenes. The Palin thing has been stretched pretty thin, but as long as Lisa Ann keeps donning the glasses and taking big cocks in her hot holes, we will keep tuning in. Is this a great comedy? Hell no. Is it good strokeable porn? You betcha!

Lisa Ann & Sindee Jennings

Sarah goes to Hollywood to play herself in a movie about her life. She runs into Tina Fey at the casting session. After a few painful minutes of forced and unfunny dialog, the inevitable sex scene occurs. The whole Palin thing was cute when it was just glasses and a suit, but this well is already dry. Sindee and Lisa together is a nice way to start a movie and the close up shots of the pussy licking are plenty hot. Both women are much better with their tongues buried in pussy than trying to push out the hacky dialog. Lisa sits on Sindee’s face and rams a dildo into her pussy. It’s a decent little opening scene that could have been better with a little effort.

Tori Black & Anthony Rosano

Doing a CSI: Wasilla episode, Tori and Anthony are kind of funny. Tori comes off a bit like “Fargo” while Anthony has the Rick Moranis from “Ghostbusters” thing going. They both switch into Hollywood chuckleheads when the director calls cut. Tori is turned on and wants some, while Anthony tries to call the writer to see what he should do when she starts sucking his dick. It’s pretty funny and the end result is that Tori has her mouth around a throbbing cock. You have to love anything that ends this way. Great looking blowjob from the 2009 Performer of the Year. She gets that cock ready and then bends over with her panties down around her thighs. Moving into reverse cowgirl she gets rid of her clothes and just shows off that awesome body as she pumps her pussy up and down on his rod. Spoon looks good and then we get some highlight reel material as he puts one of her legs on his shoulder while he plows her raw. Tori jerks that dick off all over her pretty face.

Nicole Ray & Otto Bauer

Hosting “America’s Next Top Governor” with David Hassleoff, Sarah watches as two candidates strip and play with one another. While David is drunk and eating a hamburger, Nicole takes charge and finds a way to sooth the savage Hoff. After a short blowjob she mounts up and rides him hard. Nicole’s tight little pussy grips his shaft with every stroke. Nicole is always fun to watch and has a great little body. If being a hot fuck is what it takes to be Governor, then she can waltz right into the mansion and take over tomorrow. This is a well shot scene with good energy and a hot facial shot at the end. Nicole just gives a good scene every time out and probably deserves a lot more credit than she gets.

Lisa Ann & Alan Stafford

Now that Sarah has her own talk show she interviews a few ass clowns, including the douchy magician who ends up backstage with her. She attacks his cock with her mouth, showing us the kind of energy that makes Lisa Ann fun to watch in any scene. She spreads her legs and lets him work some finger magic to get her warmed up for cock. Turning around with her ass to the camera, Lisa pounds up and down Good energy here and lots of nice body shots as he lays on her back and shakes her big tits while being slammed. He pulls out and shoots his load all over her body.

Lisa Ann & Sean Michaels

Sarah likes sausage sandwiches, but wants something even bigger in her mouth. That’s all you really need to know about the pre-scene action. This is the highlight scene of the movie. She takes his huge cock in her hand and sucks the head like she’s in love. After doing a great job getting his cock ready, Lisa bends over and shows off her pussy and ass. He licks both holds and then slides that long rod into her pussy. Sean gives her long slow strokes and she loves every throbbing inch. He slides it into her back door and gives her ass some good hard strokes. They get her into RCA and she squat fucks that big black cock until it is buried way into her tight asshole. He bends her over and fucks her hard. If you have been waiting for this movie to really take off, this is the scene for you. After taking it balls deep she jerks it off all over her glasses and face. Great finish to a fantastic final scene.

Bonus: Bloopers, Slide Show, Trailers, BTS & Bonus Scenes (From Scary Big Dicks)


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