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Reviews >> Movie Reviews >> Jeffersons: A XXX Parody

Jeffersons: A XXX Parody

MOVIE TYPE: Parody

97 Mins.

Metro/Video Team

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DIRECTOR: Anton Slayer

THEMES: Parody, Interracial Sex,

2009

STARS: Jada Fire, Delotta Brown, Marie Luv, Kapri Styles, Jessica Bangkok, Ace, Jack Lawrence & Tyler Knight


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REVIEW-

This is one of the parodies I missed the first time around. Thanks the AVN nominee’s box I brought home I get to see what a porn version of the Jeffersons looks like. I have to admit that it had never really crossed my mind. After seeing it, I can understand why. It’s not that they couldn’t have made a good movie I suppose, but they didn’t. This movie has some good qualities. I love Marie Luv, Jada Fire and Jessica Bangkok. There is an attempt at funny dialog and Ace does a decent job of playing the lead. The sex isn’t bad, even when it has nothing to do with any parody fantasy appeal. That’s primarily because Marie, Jada and Jessica are just so hot any time they fuck. Beyond that this movie is just a mess. From the theme song (One of the worst parody theme songs from this wave of porn parodies) to the lazy technical aspects there is just nothing good here. The script is stupid and not in a good, clever “we think the original show was stupid” way. The final sex scene is a throw away and any fun with George, Florence and Wheezy are in earlier scenes. Technically the movie falls flat. The lighting is bad and so is the sound. Why would you shoot scenes this way? Are they trying to hurt our eyes? It’s just lazy and inexcusable. I’m all for good parodies and I am definitely all for Marie Luv getting more play, but to borrow a line, if this is moving on up, then I’m moving out.

Marie Luv & Jack Lawrence

No lead in here, just the token white guy getting between his pretty black wife’s thighs. As always, Marie is loud, ready to fuck and fun to watch. Her blowjob is really good, but right in the middle they do a lame bit of dialog complete with a laugh track. That would be especially distracting if the camera were actually in position to properly capture the sight of this sexy creature devouring Jack’s meat. Nice energy here and Marie still has one of the most amazing stomachs I have ever seen. Where does she get all those muscles? Marie gets pounded hard and then slips over to ride his cock. The ass shots are nice, her energy is always great and they make interracial sex work in a big way. He pulls out and blows his load all over her washboard abs. This isn’t much of a parody scene, but as IR smut it ain’t too bad.

Jada Fire & Ace

We all knew that the tension between George and Florence had to be repressed sexuality, didn’t we? OK maybe it never crossed our minds, but it gets us to the next scene. Jada is better at sucking dicks than delivering the one-liners (She can’t help that she was given crap to work with) so she stops talking and just works Ace’s cock right on into her mouth. They shot this thing against a really light background that hurts my eyes after a few minutes. To make matters worse, the attempts at dialog during the scene are a little annoying because the sound is so bad. Jada is still fun to watch and she gets her big tits really bouncing during some energetic reverse cowgirl. Nice loud sex as she bends over and gets fucked. This would be kind of a cool scene if they had spent a little more time to make it look and sound better. He finally pulls out and shoots his load all over her muff.

Jessica Bangkok & Tyler Knight

The guys are throwing Lionel a bachelor party and Jessica is the entertainment for the evening. She starts out some bikini dancing that is plenty hot thanks to that sexy ass she’s shaking. The guys all clear out to give Lionel a shot with the stripper. Jessica wraps her tits around his black cock and does a number on him with her mouth. It gets plenty messy as she sucks and strokes his cock, but the scene is lacking eye contact and just isn’t as hot as it could be. It ends up being a blowjob only and the lack of variety just makes it too long. Jessica salvages it somewhat by lip locking his cock as it explodes in her mouth. She spits the load into her hand and then eats it all like a good girl.

Ace & Delotta Brown

After dialog that doesn’t make any sense, George and Wheezy get busy. Apparently she doesn’t mind at all that he fucked Florence and just has to have the cock. The busty babe gives very sloppy head and good eye contact as she works the pole between her lips. Delotta is a big girl with huge tits. If you like watching big bouncing boobs as they flop all over the place, then the reverse cowgirl will do just fine. I suppose they are staying in character, but there isn’t much appeal here beyond the loud sex and huge bouncing tits. OK, so there is the big ass footage that follows, but this is just another scene that could be from any movie out there. The tit fucking is probably the best footage of this scene and it only lasts a few seconds. He pulls out and shoots all over her big boobs.

Kapri Styles & Tyler Knight

His engagement is called off so Lionel ends up having sex with some random chick. Hey, cute black girls are great, but how lazy is this moving to get before it’s over? She sucks his cock and he soon forgets all about the girl he lost. (The film makers already forgot about her so why shouldn’t he?) Watching her throw her feet back behind her head is a pretty nice sexual highlight, but mostly this is a forgettable scene that is loud, unrelated to the story and better than some others in the movie if only because the color of the background is less annoying. They throw some foot play that just seems out of place. If this scene were in the middle of the movie it might be somewhat less annoying, but this how they finish the movie. It’s just a mess and doesn’t get any better with a fairly week shot onto her butt.

Bonus: Photo Gallery, Behind the Scenes, Positions Room, Cast Bios, Trailers. There is a second bonus disc with more trailers, galleries and two bonus scenes. One features Jada Fire and Marie Luv working over Nat Turnher. The other stars former child star Crave with Mark Anthony. To be perfectly honest, the real value in this DVD set might be that you can get the
Crave scene. It’s more interesting than anything in the actual movie.


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